jq, dont you know?

they're fighting for our affections!

bastie was mad because roy was winning (hi, sweetie!), so he sent in some of his goons, like dave, to mess roy up. luckily, franta and bsams were there to protect roy, and a mighty battle ensued, complete with the power of that legendary warrior, "meek-mok"

and long after the last punch was thrown, when all the dust settled, everyone realized that there was enough love in their hearts, and the world as a whole, for all of us.

dave begot bastie. bastie begot llance. llance begot bsams. bsams begot fanatic, and so on.

a new world order was formed, i suspect, in praise of me. and, because of this, i am thankful.