Of course you do. I'm old, married, bald...sexy-shaved-head bald not losing-my-hair bald...and I have a large penis.

I'm a sugar daddy waiting to happen.


Oderint, dum metuant.


You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you!
-USCHI showin' some love