RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts A gift for you assholes

you totally skipped the gift wrapped one, just because we wrecked your boards is no reason to be rude son.

No, i saw it.

You wrecked Iggy's board. It wasn't ours after he turned tail and ran into your bossum.

well, dont keep me in suspense, were you surprised when you opened it?

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Tommy's feeling feisty! I guess having his shitty Silver Surfer story posted for ridicule hurted his widdle feewings. Gotta love how he and his dom, Sikkbones, come back and beg us to visit their new boards - "Please come raid us! Pretty please!"

Sorry, girls. No interest in scaring Tommy off a third board. By the way, Sikkbones, you DO realize that you're Firelord in his story and he's the Surfer, right? And that he has an alternate version hidden away...a naughtier version...

You guys sure as hell wasn't calling it my board when you told me to leave.

BTW, what the fuck is a bossum. It sounds like the mix between a boar and an opossum. I believe you mean bosom. For example, Dolly Parton's bosom is huge.

Oh, wait. Wouldn't want to give them any more "ammo," would I?

Face it Wankster, you aren't the laughingstock of two boards. You are the laughingstock of the whole damned internet.

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And you're a talking head for a bunch of unimaginative retards who can't do anything other than point out that I'm lousy at spelling. Congratulations Iggy, you've gone from an admin to a punk.

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Ha...ha ha ha. Smuggish posted the same pic he's been posting for three months that you've seen a thousand times (Sikk had it in his sig for christ sake).

You're almost as much of a cocksucker as Prometheus is.

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Well, at least, you didn't deny the fact that the internet laughs at you. One of the first steps, Tommy, is coming to terms with who you are. Good job. Keep it up, and--one day--you might be okay.

On another note, let me give you a little clue about something: Go to your friend, Zzappy, and ask him about my wanting to pull the plug on the Insurgency before the raid even started. Mention the part where he talked me out of it at the time due to other people "not being able to stand the move to another board."

Don't worry. One day you will know enough to not look like a complete retard.

That's kind of a tall order there, Iggy.

I never said that he wouldn't look like a retard. He just wouldn't look like a complete one. I'd say with a little bit of diligence and hard work, he could probably get his IQ to that magic number 70. Hence, looking only borderline severely retarded.

70? That's definitely more than 10!

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Tard. We had a little mix up here at the office. You wouldn't believe it. We have this European kid, right. And, well, he wrote your child's shoe size as a 70. We thought he just entered the IQ into the wrong field, but--well--that was are mistake. Tommy's IQ really is ten, not seventy. Sorry for the mistake, be sure to pad your house."

And you're the good li'l puppy who always comes back here, no matter how often you get spanked. Isn't there a dominatrix you could go to get your fetish fulfilled?

Oh, that's right. You're a failure in life - you probably don't have the money for a semi-decent dom. Well, at least you still have Sikkbones, Andy, your dad and uncle...

I enjoy how Thomas keeps referencing my name out of the blue, consistently reminding everyone of how much I mean to him...

Joe you really think i give a shit if you come to visit our board?
you really think that any of you have any type of real life impact on me or the other posters there at all? (except tommy of course.)

glug glug glug drinky.. i knew about this.. and you should have just done so. but from what i understand you were worried about what us others esp. me have thought....

of course you value my freindship don't you?

i've been saying he's an idiot for years haven't you been listening?

for the five minutes it was in my sig it was kinda funny.

this is so you don't miss my one lucid post, like, ever... mr.i-has-uschi-masturbation-fodder-in-my-sig-man!

Wank
Wank, Bavaria Location Bavaria, Germany is a German mountain close to the Austrian border in the southwestern Estergebirge range near Garmisch-Partenkirchen. The peak is 1780 metres above mean sea level.Mount Wank has been linked to Garmisch-Partenkirchen by cable car since 1928.In 1982 the lift was upgraded into a modern rotary cable car system. The ride takes 20 minutes from the valley to a mountain station close to the peak (valley station 728m, mountain station 1742m). The mountain hut Alois Huber House) was built by the local branch of the German Alpine Association (DAV) in 1911.


Cry
Cry is a litlle town and commune of France, in Burgundy Bourgogne région, in
the Yonne département in the arrondissement of Avallon with renting canoes
on an adventure park on a river Armançon. The beautiful old stone bridge is
build from five century.

A blind 96-year-old great grandmother is taking an Open University degree in social sciences.Grace Ledger, of Selsey, West Sussex, passed the first year with top marks of 80% and is set to receive a certificate of merit.Mrs Ledger, who has two sons, three grandchildren and six great- grandchildren, hopes to cram the four-year course into three years.Despite being able to use a computer, she prefers to write her essays in longhand with the help of a special high-intensity light and magnifying glasses.

"It's well worthwhile," Mrs Ledger, who also suffers from arthritis, told the Chichester Observer.

"I go to bed at 9pm and listen to my cassettes. It's very good to have something to do and for anybody who has a lot of pain it helps."

"You mustn't be daunted. Try something that takes your mind off your aches and pains. There is so much kindness and you meet all sorts of people."

I probably should have. It might have saved you (pl.) from a ton of humiliation.

I gave you guys Utopia and you squandered it. Then, you raided here and lost miserably. So, I'll let a Golobulus quote finish this post:

"It's over!... and the verdict is guilty... guilty of the one unforgiveable crime in Cobra-La... Failure!"