You know, I've read some good Silver Surfer stories over the years and this one is definitely not one of them. When did he originally post this abortion of a story.
It was posted at the Insurgency, about two months before you sacrificed it to your heathen nerd-gods.
Wait wait wait, Wanky really did "write" that story?!

I thought it was just Sammitch's particularly intrincate way of calling him a retard!