Tell her to blame it on God and watch the cash flow grow.
Better watch out...Sammitch is uber religious.
Holy shit. A snobby, arrogant, self-righteous, intolerant, judgemental piece of shit like Sammitch is religious? There's a shocker.
Don't cry, Tommy. Jesus loves you. It's everyone else that thinks you're a failure.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock