RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts A gift for you assholes

From the secret, locked-down Former Insurgent Dictionary:

Winning: The act of hiding in a locked-down message board and making posts about members of other message boards that have to be relayed by third person

Cheating: Any act that leads to an "Insurgent" being run off one or more message boards; any act that leads to an "Insurgent" having to create a new, locked-down message board so other "Insurgents" can perform the act of "winning;" the act of making an "Insurgent" look stupid

Betrayed: Any act, performed by an "Insurgent" or "Former Insurgent" that makes another "Insurgent" look stupid; the act of having a sense of humor, logic, or wit; any act that makes an "Insurgent" cry

Raid: any episode of an open-ended period of time where "Insurgents" post on another message board, get ridiculed, and run off to the safety of the locked-down message board; the act of making laughable, easily-mocked posts while crying (and sometimes wanking) over the perceived "abuse"

Too bad Joe didn't look in our dictionary under "J":

Joe Mama (noun, adjective) - Scum, idiocy in human form, back stabber; a person who is so delusional as to be making a mockery of himself.

That's the short definition, if any of you want to post more from our dictionary on "Joe Mama" or any of the other RKMBers, go ahead.

Zzap!

Why don't they just stop responding?

But, wait...I thought Zzzzzzap! "set us up"? How can this be if he never "instructed" you to post his messages?

And the winning continues.

Why don't they just stop responding? Why does it bother them so much what we say on our boards? Is it possible that comments made on the interweb actually do have some meaning?

More importantly, perhaps, why don't they realize yet that they've been set up? Didn't it occur to ANY of them that we've been pulling their strings again and getting them to respond is our measure of victory because it belies their strongly held belief?

Wow.

Oh well. Let the games continue.

Zzap!

P.S. Now watch them claim that our winning is still bullshit and I made up the whole thing about our setting them up to do what we wanted (i.e. respond to the posts made about them on our boards). It's the exact same thing their "Pariah" tried to pull when Halo and I smacked him around. They just don't like it when we refuse to play by their rules and they sure as hell can't handle playing by ours.

P.P.S. Any bets on how long it will take one of our "response monkeys" to reply?

P.P.P.S. Kudos to Halo for coining the term "response monkeys".


Awww crap! I enjoyed the continued pwnage so much that I plum forgot to respond to The Brothel comment.

"the only two individuals that seemed to take the whole thing seriously was zzap and halo. and, really, the mere fact that they took it seriously means they "lost". sure, everyone jumped in and said stuff, on both sides. but those two were obsessed with it -- clearly halo still is. and that is the very definition of losing an "internet war"

I can't speak for Halo, or anyone else, but it's readily apparent that many others on both sides took their involvement very seriously. And, about the only things I took seriously were my commitment to whomod and my friends at the Insurgency and their faith in me as the leader of the raid. Too bad we were betrayed before we ever had a chance to try my plans.

But, I'm certain that cheating is considered a form of high art at the RKMB's so I'm quite content that we didn't lower ourselves to their level in order to gain any satisfaction.

Zzap!

Wait, Steve actually bribed his kid with a slumber party so he could neglect the poor li'l guy???

From the quote:



BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Nice...

tl;dr

summary please

...and tries to spin Hiroshima into a great victory for the Japanese.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Betrayor

looks like we've been wiki'd.



"After repeated attacks by thugs from a rival message board, Insurgent Whomod received help from the Hell Hounds as well as a strikeforce of Insurgent warriors. This war would take place at Rob's Message board. A board run by noneother than the goatfucker himself, Rob kamphausen [AKA: Anti-Mod] After being abandoned by the Anti-Mod for a new host, Kamphausen took over a militaristic board inhabited by several rejects and outcasts who attacked anyone who disagreed with them.

As the Hounds and the coalition went to war, they were successful in victory after victory within the first weeks of the war. Several of Rob's posters surrendered, including King Snarf and URG.

Victory however, soon gave way to defeat as RKMB poster Prometheus gained access to the high vaults of the Insurgency. A traitor was suspected, and later revealed to be Comic Lass who stole access information from Relmurmot. THe Insurgents recovered from this and continued scoring many victories. However once again the villains at RBKMs gained access the secret military orders of the Insurgents. It seemed that every organized attack by the insurgents was countered by the enemy with a prearranged response.

This prompted the Insurgent posse to abandon their home boards in favor of the Devastation Nation; an island in the south sea, on which Antraxx69 was born. Eventually the mole was revealed. Former knight and current Insurgency Admin, Iggy had betrayed the Insurgency. Throught his reign as admin, he felt anger toward the insurgents for not showing him the same admiration that they gave to the de facto leadership. He drunkenly handed over full control to the RBKMs and then passed out from the excessive amounts of alcohol in his system.

While he slumbered, as his liver was hard at work, Insurgents Captain Zzap, Black Raisin and halo82 regained control of the forums. They attempted to sort out the mess but by then it was too late. As Iggy regained consciousness and swigged another jack Daniels, he retook the boards. In a list ditch moment of defiance, many Insurgents chose to burn their board rather than see it fall into enemy hands.

Throught the next week, the former Inurgency board burned. As it burned, post after post was consumed, however this history was plucked from the wreckage and spared. As some of the flames died, what little remained was reclaimed by Iggy, who immediately transfered control to the RKMB's army, and then preceeded to piss and passout.

It was then that the cosmic poster Relmurmot along with Hellhound ambassador, Black Raisin, visited the halls of ancient gods of the Invision. After sacraficing the beautiful virgin Catwoman-Yana and invoking the name of the sacred Chuck Norris, Relmurmot entered deliberations with the gods. He speant many hours making his case before them. He argued that the act of betrayal is the most heinous of sins, and cited many examples of Iggy mocking the gods. It was then decided that Invision gods would act to wipe away what remained of the once proud board. Relmurmot returned from the hall alongside the flagbearer of the Invision pantheon. The 2 descended down to the still smoldering board and issued an ultimatum. It was stated that all those that remained within the board's confines after 24 hours had passed would be consumed by the wrath of the gods along with the condemned board.

As time passed the cowards from the RKMBs fled in great numbers. In the end they all left, all except Iggy. It happened that Iggy's large stash of booze was very time consuming to move. As the time finally expired, the Insurgency board imploded in a blaze of glory. Although Iggy ultimately survived the destruction, his struggle in moving his alcohol left him horribly scarred and destroyed any chance he had in creating an heir. This was a result of Relmurmot, who saw it as a just compensation for his betrayal. As of this writing, Iggy is allegedly "overcoming" his damage by allowing others to use him for sexual pleasure instead of the other way around.

And thus the Insurgency Board ended."

...and tries to spin Hiroshima into a great victory for the Japanese.

I think Lass and Iggy actually saved the Insurgency from having to "endure" even more ridicule... Can you imagine what would have happened if they'd actually gone through with the "poll rigging" idea?

Can anyone answer this?

"Pounding" y'all for being Republicans would've been the war winner however! I'm sad they never got to do it; also strangely exicted at the thought of boys pounding each other on t'interwebs

They got their asses kicked, so they had to make up shit to make themselves feel better.

As some of the flames died

its odd that even in their silly version, they repeatedly admit to losing. thats cute!



im sorry to hear of halo's passing