So I thought I'd come to you guys to see if you could help them. The one guy whose name is Yar Relda and is from Serbia doesn't know the other guy has this HUGE man crush on him. The really really gay guy is Luap Lardnam and hails from the Netherlands. Both are exchange students at the local university.

Luap is extremely gay and is a stalker to many. He has restraining orders in 12 states but is not allowed within 50 miles of this one guy he analy raped named Bor also form Serbia. Luap wants nothing more than to give deep open mouthed Serbian kisses to Yar yet sadly their politics get in the way. Plus many of us believe Yar has already given his heart to another man named Namg a sickly vietnamese student he dated off and on for 3 years. So Luap is stalking Yar and pretends to hate him yet masturbates to the sound of his name every chance he gets.

So what advice should we give Luap? Should he just confess his love for Yar and see what happens. I bet Yar has some feelings for him too if only he can break the unhealthy bond he has with Namg some day.


Oh and one other thing you should know is that all 3 have had a sexual encounter already together with a transvestite hooker named Hairap. It was a 4 way sex orgy for the truly sick and disgusting. They all claim they were drunk though so no one actually admits they were there. Yar once confessed to me the reason they never talk about it is that the tranny hooker Hairap gave them all syphillis and herpes.