RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Media Oh hai. Anyone want to hear my Dark Knight review (with spoilers)?

The last 30 minutes of the film...where they just EXPLAINED what happened over the last 2 hours.

All of the action just stopped, and everyone started talking (with an intense musical score in the background...looping).

All done in that horrid Batman voice.

I was sitting there telling myself, "Why are you just explaining what we saw! Shut the fuck up and DO somehting, OR END!"

The Joker goes after Harvey Dent in Bruce Waynes Penthouse. We see the elevator open with a bunch of guys (some with grenades I believe). Batman kicks their ass.

Joker throws Rachel out the window, and Batman chases her....catches her....then they just keep falling onto a car? And they're ok?

But then it gets better.


WE GO TO THE NEXT SCENE!

What the FUCK happened up in the penthouse!? Joker was still up there with his "punched" goons and GRENADES!


Or the beginning of the movie when Batman JUMPS on the roof of the van AND IT STOPS! WTF!?

OR when he rides the bike up the wall and spins it around (don't you dare tell me that looked cool) then he drives at the Joker (who does the Jack Nicholson "C'mon Hit ME!" scene from the first film). Batman then...falls down.

ORRR the stupid ass "sonar phone" thing? Please tell me why they even did that? Why did it blind Batman during the fight with the Joker!? That whole plot device was completely made up for one reason:

IMAX!

Rachael died.....and I didn't care....even after two movies of build up.

I was in there for 2 1/2 hours, and I couldn't believe how much shit they didn't explain, or skipped.

It was HORRIBLY edited. They were literally jumping to the next scene right as an actor finshed a line.



^^ I basically copied and pasted various points I had in other threads. Enjoy.