So is she still knocked up? Is she still claiming it's Sammitch's? Are there any more pre-pregnancy pictures?
I still haven't heard from her. it's been over two weeks now, and that and her behavior prior to dropping off the face of the earth makes me wonder about that myself. apparently she's already in the process of replacing me, so if she's telling the truth, someone out there other than snarf must have a preggo fetish or something. actually snarf may not even have a preggo fetish. he's just pretty fucking desperate is all.
If (and if) she is pregnant... With all due respect to the Pun-isher, at least as Captain you can be proud that your sea men can swim through dark and murky waters.
Since she's vanished, maybe she's taking lessons from Razor Hall. He's not very sharp.
