honestly, guys, you should let me plan out something before you retaliate. i'm above this and don't want to get too involved because its silly, but i want to plan a war strategy that is elaborate and intricate to prove how little i think about this. most importantly, to summarize, be sure to attack them in ways that make you look silly or worse than the original attack.
also, once we're done retaliating, i'm just gonna go ahead and close this board down, forever.
nothin spells victory like 4-0-4.