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In Rex's sock drawer. He has puppets with each of our likenesses on them so he can "teach us a lesson." If you keep denying your baby, Rex is gonna need to make a new Sammitch.


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THIS GIVES ME PURPOSE!


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Sammitch should get a bandage for the next personality he makes up for a new alt.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
Knutty. Massage my back. Nowish. Or I shall whip you and throw salt in your cuts.



no thanks. we black men have a strong fear of pregnant women...


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So is she still knocked up? Is she still claiming it's Sammitch's? Are there any more pre-pregnancy pictures?


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Who gives a fuck if she is pregnant?
She's just another attention whore, just how Sammitch likes em!

She should be more worried about how she is gonna raise the kid and instil moral values into it (that she obviously lacks) rather than coming here badmouthing him like a petulant child!

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I heard that making a woman orgasm increases the chance of conception. Stoopid, urban legend ...


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 Originally Posted By: Queenie
I heard that making a woman orgasm increases the chance of conception. Stoopid, urban legend ...


Apparently, we can learn from this situation that the sperm finds the egg easier when the woman is laying completely motionless.


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maybe sammitch ate her out after they snowballed....

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama


So is she still knocked up? Is she still claiming it's Sammitch's? Are there any more pre-pregnancy pictures?


I still haven't heard from her. it's been over two weeks now, and that and her behavior prior to dropping off the face of the earth makes me wonder about that myself. apparently she's already in the process of replacing me, so if she's telling the truth, someone out there other than snarf must have a preggo fetish or something. actually snarf may not even have a preggo fetish. he's just pretty fucking desperate is all.


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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Who gives a fuck if she is pregnant?
She's just another attention whore, just how Sammitch likes em!

She should be more worried about how she is gonna raise the kid and instil moral values into it (that she obviously lacks) rather than coming here badmouthing him like a petulant child!


it's not that I go looking for attention whores. they must be able to disguise themselves pretty well, I guess. the whole thing is more sad than anything else. like I said, if it turns out I have a responsibility here, I'll take care of business. if not, at least you all got some entertainment out of this.


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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Who gives a fuck if she is pregnant?
She's just another attention whore, just how Sammitch likes em!

She should be more worried about how she is gonna raise the kid and instil moral values into it (that she obviously lacks) rather than coming here badmouthing him like a petulant child!


What's moral or immoral about fucking?


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama


So is she still knocked up? Is she still claiming it's Sammitch's? Are there any more pre-pregnancy pictures?
As if you'd turn down a pregnant chick.


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Great choice of faces there! The expressions are perfect.


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 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
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So is she still knocked up? Is she still claiming it's Sammitch's? Are there any more pre-pregnancy pictures?
As if you'd turn down a pregnant chick.


For to make fuck? As long as we're clear that her pre-existing condition isn't my responsibility, we're cool. But I don't wanna see any nekkid pics of some knocked up biddie. Post some pics from back when she was hot, corn sarnit!


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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
maybe sammitch ate her out after they snowballed....



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The orgasm for sure!! Sex isn't about babies


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Great choice of faces there! The expressions are perfect.

there really were no other choices when material like that is available

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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
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So is she still knocked up? Is she still claiming it's Sammitch's? Are there any more pre-pregnancy pictures?


I still haven't heard from her. it's been over two weeks now, and that and her behavior prior to dropping off the face of the earth makes me wonder about that myself. apparently she's already in the process of replacing me, so if she's telling the truth, someone out there other than snarf must have a preggo fetish or something. actually snarf may not even have a preggo fetish. he's just pretty fucking desperate is all.


If (and if) she is pregnant... With all due respect to the Pun-isher, at least as Captain you can be proud that your sea men can swim through dark and murky waters.

Since she's vanished, maybe she's taking lessons from Razor Hall. He's not very sharp.


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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Thanks for that, squeaker.

So she's got a murdering control freak boyfriend, and he's so wonderful that she spent ALL of her energy July 18th on Sammitch (this thread). This story just gets uglier by the minute. My guess is that they'll do a c-section on her just to get the baby in Sammitch's custody immediately (if she's really pregnant and still flaunting her boobies on her myspace page).

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Has Phil moved on yet?

Cuz it would be funny if he has.

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More than Milkerhontas has, obviously.


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 Originally Posted By: Dabney Donovan
Thanks for that, squeaker.

So she's got a murdering control freak boyfriend, and he's so wonderful that she spent ALL of her energy July 18th on Sammitch (this thread). This story just gets uglier by the minute. My guess is that they'll do a c-section on her just to get the baby in Sammitch's custody immediately (if she's really pregnant and still flaunting her boobies on her myspace page).

Amazingly now i can't send messages without her being my friend.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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