Somehow, the Big Friendly Giant accidentally gave me the dream he meant for BSAMS.

I dreamed last night about Bea Arthur. We was trying to run away from these three crazy black women that decided white people had to die. I built a rocket ship, naked. Bea Arthur just climbed the picket fence.

So, BSAMS, if you got my wet dream about Joker stabbing me with a knife, goddamnit, give it back!


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"