Titanic : It's obvious. I shouldn't have to explain why on these boards. A boy. A girl. A sinking boat. Nausea for all.
The Godfather : Hey, Italian stereotypes are a hoot, no doubt. And, I'm certain the acting in this is very good. But, overall? Call in Mopius,
Shaun of the Dead : A mediocre movie of a silly genre. While I love Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, this movie doesn't quite know what it wants to be: horror? satire? parody? drama? romance? Clerks? Nah. Just don't get it. Hot Fuzz is the far superior movie in every way. (Sorry Joe! )
Every Woody Allen movie ever made : If you like Woody Allen movies, then obviously we just disagree here. I'm sure Allen was witty and relevant for about ten minutes in the 1970's. I must have been asleep that day, though, because I cannot connect to it at all. It's as simple as that.
Spider-Man : The first one. The second one had some meat, and was fun to watch. The first one bored the blood from my ears. It was straight-up cardboard and playdough. After number three, I could only wish Marvel and Sony wouldn't embarrass themselves by trying for another one. Hopefully Tobey will see the ship's taking water and bail now.
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