Titanic

Horrible movie, horrible song. It started the whole teenage girl empowerment marketing push bullshit. The Dark Knight still has a chance to knock it off its top spot. The day that happens should be a national holiday.

Crouching tiger, hidden dragon

Good god did this movie suck balls. My sister convinced me to see it and I hated every second. After wards she told me that I had to watch other kung fo movies to appreciate it.
Any movie you have to lower your expectations for is a bad movie.

Dick Tracy

Saw it in the theaters when it first came out. Almost walked out. Boring and pointless crap.

The lord of the rings movies

Homoerotic gnomes are not entertaining.

Pirates of the Caribbean

Homoerotic pirates are not entertaining.


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.