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Snarf has no concept of people, let alone people from other countries




















































or women

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or sadly, even socks.


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Well, I like Snarf. And I'm happy that tonight we've exchanged a few words


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You poor thing.
You must be ROY in drag...he says the same things!

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I'm socially inept too, so Snarf and I understand one another,


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 Originally Posted By: Queenie
Well, I like Snarf. And I'm happy that tonight we've exchanged a few words


You're right, I was a fool to hop on the SNARF hating bandwagon. Damn this peer pressure!


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There is no bandwagon....there is me!
Do not hop on me, for I shall snap your legs like twigs!

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 Originally Posted By: Queenie
I'm socially inept too, so Snarf and I understand one another,

Lies!
Women do not understand Snarf, and Snarf certainly does not understand women!

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 Originally Posted By: The Dread Pirate Westley
 Originally Posted By: Queenie
Well, I like Snarf. And I'm happy that tonight we've exchanged a few words


You're right, I was a fool to hop on the SNARF hating bandwagon. Damn this peer pressure!



It's not the first time you caved in. I remember Renegades

You betraying mobnazihivemindist!!!


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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Queenie
I'm socially inept too, so Snarf and I understand one another,

Lies!
Women do not understand Snarf, and Snarf certainly does not understand women!


But, he's just so sweet


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Rebublinazi!

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 Originally Posted By: Queenie
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Queenie
I'm socially inept too, so Snarf and I understand one another,

Lies!
Women do not understand Snarf, and Snarf certainly does not understand women!


But, he's just so sweet

ROY told me he is rather sour, with a tangy aftertaste.
I took his word for it!

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Queenie
Well, I like Snarf. And I'm happy that tonight we've exchanged a few words




SPLURT!













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 Originally Posted By: Queenie
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Queenie
I'm socially inept too, so Snarf and I understand one another,

Lies!
Women do not understand Snarf, and Snarf certainly does not understand women!


But, he's just so sweet




Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Queenie
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Queenie
I'm socially inept too, so Snarf and I understand one another,

Lies!
Women do not understand Snarf, and Snarf certainly does not understand women!


But, he's just so sweet

ROY told me he is rather sour, with a tangy aftertaste.
I took his word for it!


Nowhereman, don't hate the playa....








Hate rex.


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Queenie
Well, I like Snarf. And I'm happy that tonight we've exchanged a few words




SPLURT!












everybody needs half a blow job



































stops women from getting knocked up

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BUUUUURRRRNNNN!

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Queenie
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Queenie
I'm socially inept too, so Snarf and I understand one another,

Lies!
Women do not understand Snarf, and Snarf certainly does not understand women!


But, he's just so sweet

ROY told me he is rather sour, with a tangy aftertaste.
I took his word for it!


Nowhereman, don't hate the playa....








Hate rex.

Dont worry baldy, I reserve only the finest hatred for you!

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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Queenie
Well, I like Snarf. And I'm happy that tonight we've exchanged a few words




SPLURT!













Just words, Sammitch. Maybe you shoulda just talked to your ex


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Awww... That kind of makes me feel special.


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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 Originally Posted By: The Dread Pirate Westley
BUUUUURRRRNNNN!

two people insulted in one post....epic, even if i do say so myself

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 Originally Posted By: Queenie
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Queenie
Well, I like Snarf. And I'm happy that tonight we've exchanged a few words




SPLURT!













Just words, Sammitch. Maybe you shoulda just talked to your ex


Oh, snap!


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
Awww... That kind of makes me feel special.

One day I will kill you, you know that doncha!

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One day, you will TRY to kill me....


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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There is only do or do not, there is no try!

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So, "Do not", huh?


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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Doubtful!

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Yes, I too agree it's doubtful that you will kill me.


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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 Originally Posted By: The Dread Pirate Westley
 Originally Posted By: Queenie
Well, I like Snarf. And I'm happy that tonight we've exchanged a few words


You're right, I was a fool to hop on the SNARF hating bandwagon. Damn this peer pressure!




there is no bandwagon. there is only a gradual realization. give it time...


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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
There is only do or do not, there is no try!




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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: The Dread Pirate Westley
 Originally Posted By: Queenie
Well, I like Snarf. And I'm happy that tonight we've exchanged a few words


You're right, I was a fool to hop on the SNARF hating bandwagon. Damn this peer pressure!




there is no bandwagon. there is only a gradual realization. give it time...


Jealousy is so unbecoming of you, knurkel....


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All hail King Snarf!

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I listed the big films, the ones that were so hyped up but failed at being anything.
Sixth Sense: not an aweful movie, just not that good. It plays slow, the characters are dull, the ending twist is the only clever idea but even that doesn't play well on second viewing.
Titanic: A bloated movie. The love story is really cheesy, the effects are big and pretty but overall just dressing. Cameron is great, and he works best with limited sources (Terminator, having to make 6 aliens look like hundreds in Aliens) or new technology (Abyss, T2). But here he just had too much money and power and didn't have to be creative.
Blair Witch Project: Just an aweful, boring movie. you can't improv horror, especially not with amateur actors. It got boring after the first few minutes of dialogue, and it got annoying when they were in the tents whining.
English Patient: Another aweful bloated film. Everything felt like it was just a set up to get some long whiny speech about life and love. It went on for too long, the ending was shit, and the Seinfeld episode was spot on to mock this movie.
Every Woody Allen Film: gotta agree that he makes shit movies. maybe it's because i didn't see them fresh, i saw them after humor had advanced a few decades, but the movies he makes going from Annie Hall to Matchpoint are just bad. the jokes aren't funny, the mysteries are shallow. He's just not that good.


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Addendum: every Tom Cruise flick as well. Even Top Gun, the only good thing about that film is the soundtrack.


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 Originally Posted By: Queenie
Addendum: every Tom Cruise flick as well. Even Top Gun, the only good thing about that film is the soundtrack.

Mission Impossible 1 and 3
Vanilla Sky
Minority Report
Last Samurai

all decent movies.


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 Originally Posted By: Queenie
Addendum: every Tom Cruise flick as well. Even Top Gun, the only good thing about that film is the soundtrack.

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I just don't like Tom Cruise. Therefore I don't like his films. I honestly think you could put any actor into the roles he's played - he isn't one of the modern "greats".


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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
  • Titanic : It's obvious. I shouldn't have to explain why on these boards. A boy. A girl. A sinking boat. Nausea for all.

    The Godfather : Hey, Italian stereotypes are a hoot, no doubt. And, I'm certain the acting in this is very good. But, overall? Call in Mopius,

    Shaun of the Dead : A mediocre movie of a silly genre. While I love Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, this movie doesn't quite know what it wants to be: horror? satire? parody? drama? romance? Clerks? Nah. Just don't get it. Hot Fuzz is the far superior movie in every way. (Sorry Joe! )

    Every Woody Allen movie ever made : If you like Woody Allen movies, then obviously we just disagree here. I'm sure Allen was witty and relevant for about ten minutes in the 1970's. I must have been asleep that day, though, because I cannot connect to it at all. It's as simple as that.

    Spider-Man : The first one. The second one had some meat, and was fun to watch. The first one bored the blood from my ears. It was straight-up cardboard and playdough. After number three, I could only wish Marvel and Sony wouldn't embarrass themselves by trying for another one. Hopefully Tobey will see the ship's taking water and bail now.


Pro,you damn communist,what's wrong with you? The Spidey movies and Shaun were good movies. You are right about Woody movies and Titanic,so mmaybe your just like a three quarters communist or something.

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: The Dread Pirate Westley
BUUUUURRRRNNNN!

two people insulted in one post....epic, even if i do say so myself


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