Batman and Robin -- I second this. After the ice skates and the credit card and the brainless Bane, it was so awful... then when Babs was Alfred's niece or something, that's when I turned it off and wept.

The Leaping -- the reviews SAID this was funny, but it was just shit.

The Seven Year Itch -- (Marilyn Monroe) I just couldn't force myself into this. too much shitty dialogue.

Arachnophobia -- although I have watched it through since then, I saw it at 7 yrs old and it scared me so shitless that Mom had to take me on a walk to calm down.

Night of the Living Dead -- (George A. Romero) I was in a bad place psychologically (15/16 yrs) and on some poorly prescribed medications (fucked me in the head) when I started watching this and it scared me and I turned it off. Haven't had the opportunity to watch it since, although I want to.

You Got Served -- After watching the South Park parody, I wanted to see this. It was on tv one day and I watched half, laughed my arse off, and then got bored.

Star Wars Holiday Spectacular -- saw pieces of this around the internet, was embarrassed for humanity, and I refuse to watch the whole thing.

The Fifth Element -- got about half way through before I got angry at t3h suk and flipped it off.

oh, wait, that's eight.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"