Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
and then weaseled his way out of his commitment to the marines?


You must think the government is pretty stupid to be fooled by me, BSAMS. Which is weird considering how much of a blind zealot you are.




fooled? they let deserters go free all the time. if your Marine service was anything like your failed message board raid, I'm sure theyre glad youre gone.


I worked with a guy who faked a sciatic nerve problem to get out of being deployed. The Guard knew he was faking but pretty much said they didn't want such a pussy along anyways.


You really are clueless and sheltered, aren't you? The military doesn't operate like that. At least not the Marines. There's no fucking way the Guard or anybody else would let somebody get away with "malingering" like that. They might have suspected, but if they could prove it they would have nailed his ass. So ultimately he fooled the guard (that's assuming you aren't full of shit...which I already know you are) If the the Marines were "glad I was gone" they wouldn't have recalled me in the first place. They spent a lot of money on me and would have wanted to collect on their investment. So anyway you cut it you must think the government is pretty dumb. And I must be pretty smart to not only fool your precious government but fake test results and fool machines.

My raid had you idiots chasing your tails and making yourselfs out to be redundant, juvenile, helpless, pathetic, assholes who couldn't do anything more than hide behind circular logic and graemlins. Even Yellow Blossum (one of the neutral ones) called you and Sammitch out for being to chicken shit to make an actual argument.