I'm surprised that the choice wasn't Coulter vs. Maureen Dowd here.
Dowd
Both are wretched, smug, annoying and sanctimonious - yet, despite these common traits, they are still each other's politically polar doppelganger...
Getting back to URG's choices, however I agree with Sneaky (not a fan of Katie, either)...Gob actually seems like a better option here...
