When I was a little kid, maybe 2 years old, I had a habit of putting things I loved into the trash can. I saw people put stuff in there all the time, and I guess I decided it was a great storage bin. When my mom caught me, it explained why everyone's shoes were missing.

Anyway, my niece seems to have inherited this proclivity.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"