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#996727 2008-08-25 4:05 AM
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When I was a little kid, maybe 2 years old, I had a habit of putting things I loved into the trash can. I saw people put stuff in there all the time, and I guess I decided it was a great storage bin. When my mom caught me, it explained why everyone's shoes were missing.

Anyway, my niece seems to have inherited this proclivity.



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Is this the obnoxious one with the woman that sounds like a canadian rape victim?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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y' lost me!

This is the kid of the sister I bought a house with.

...or were you referring to the cat?


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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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So wait. You knocked up your sister and your living with the baby momma? Hasn't Kurkel taught you anything? And I'm guessing the cat gets mounted on a sit n' spin for bi-weekly anal cleansing?

And no, I meant the somehow relative child you posted videos of [i believe it was making movies with toys] and some older woman.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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as a kid uschi liked trashy pussy.
interesting.


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Somethings you take with you into adulthood.


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hence her friendship with sneaky.


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And your mother.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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People can't have a cat for a mom. That's crazy!


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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
So wait. You knocked up your sister and your living with the baby momma? Hasn't Kurkel taught you anything?



huh?




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oh wait! i understand it today!

baby daddy live here too.


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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Yeah I get it - you snap on your lex steel/corn dog hybrid penis and she blows you while making scrambled eggs.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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It makes the most lulz, yeah.


for dessert, we has watermelons!


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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with king cobras?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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and so this is the end of our story


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No no, you're thinking of that thread where Uschi got all hot and bothered for a fetus tattoo and shitting on your deck. Then Prometheus wanted to blow you AND your mailman.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I gave this thread negative 10 stars...


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JLA aint am into blowing the mailman.


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He has a real doll dress like one for that.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
No no, you're thinking of that thread where Uschi got all hot and bothered for a fetus tattoo and shitting on your deck. Then Prometheus wanted to blow you AND your mailman.


well, yeah, i'm always thinking of that thread


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So when she comes in May to do such things will she get a thankmas invite? Will there be pictures in the blog entry that'll be posted in August?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Has anybody from the boards ever been invited to Thanksmas?


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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
So when she comes in May




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Has anybody from the boards ever been invited to Thanksmas?


no.

you get thanksmas coal. which is poo.


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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen

you get thanksmas coal. which is poo.




rob wants to be a thanksmas coal miner when he grows up.


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so does Dave!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

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