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Alcoholics Go to meetings.....
i'm a drunk.
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youll have to sober up if you want on the dodge ball team!
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So he can get his hands on the ball.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Alcoholics Go to meetings.....
i'm a drunk. In that case, Iggy's not an alcoholic, either: he's a drunk, too. Oh, wait, I don't exist! Does that mean my posts don't exist, either? In that case... My phone number is 803-358-0885! Hah! So liberating, knowing no one will see that, and still posting it! WooHoo! 
The darkness has a hunger that's insatiable, and the lightness has a call that's hard to hear. -Emily Saliers, Indigo Girls
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. -e.e. cummings
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why do you want us to call that number? ... Rejection Hotline 803-358-0885 843-303-9675 Charleston 864-607-9208 SOUTH DAKOTA 605-877-3007 TENNESSEE 615-238-2005 Nashville 901-248-9901 Memphis ... http://www.funphonenumbers.com/ - 27k - Cached - Similar pages
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I wanted to know what the fake number I would post would lead to, and was too lazy to call a random one and find out. I have the rejection hotline one memorized from before I started dating Iggy, so it'd look authentic when I gave creeps a false number. :)?
The darkness has a hunger that's insatiable, and the lightness has a call that's hard to hear. -Emily Saliers, Indigo Girls
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. -e.e. cummings
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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next question. that avatar. what?
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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snarf is very familiar with the rejection hotline...
Last edited by K-nutreturns; 2008-09-01 5:10 AM. Reason: alcohol...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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for the past three days... yes.
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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There is more heartbreak in one bottle of rum than in all the oceans of the world!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Is it? I implore you, k-nut, cast out the Demon Whiskey from your body!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Now brave boys, we're on the march
off to Portugal and Spain
Drums are beating, banners flying
the Devil at home will come tonight
so it's go, fare thee well
with a too da loo ra loo ra doo de da
a too ra loo ra loo ra doo de da
me rikes fall too ra laddie-o
there's whisky in the jar
Oh, whisky you're the devil
you're leading me astray
over hills and mountains
and to Amerikay
you're sweetness from the Bleachner
and spunkier than tea
oh whisky you're my darling drunk or sober
The French are fighting boldly
men are dying hot and coldly
give every man his flask of powder
his firelock on his shoulder
so its go, fare thee well
with a too da loo ra loo ra doo de da
a too ra loo ra loo ra doo de da
me rikes fall too ra laddie-o
there's whisky in the jar
Oh, whisky you're the devil
you're leading me astray
over hills and mountains
and to Amerikay
you're sweetness from the Bleachner
and spunkier than tea
oh whisky you're my darling drunk or sober
Says the old wan do not wrong me
don't take me daughter from me
for if you do I will torment you
when I'm dead my ghost will haunt you
so its go, fare thee well
with a too da loo ra loo ra doo de da
a too ra loo ra loo ra doo de da
me rikes fall too ra laddie-o
there's whisky in the jar
Oh, whisky you're the devil
you're leading me astray
over hills and mountains
and to Amerikay
you're sweetness from the Bleachner
and spunkier than tea
oh whisky you're my darling drunk or sober
Oh, whisky you're the devil
you're leading me astray
over hills and mountains
and to Amerikay
you're sweetness from the Bleachner
and spunkier than tea
oh whisky you're my darling drunk or sober
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That's lush singing! I'll not have such inebriated lyrics on this family-oriented message board!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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Sorry, but the lush singing is probably going to be around for awhile. I'm picking up the Pogues' box set with some of the extra cash I earned this pay period.
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Oh, well the Pogues are cool. Fairytale of New York is one of my favorite Christmas songs. I wish it were Christmas right now so I could list to my Holiday playlist on my iPod!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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Fairytale is a great song. I planning on seeing them in NYC next St. Pat's. By god, I will have a drink with Shane MacGowan no matter how many bars I have to visit in the area to find him.
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Is it? I implore you, k-nut, cast out the Demon Whiskey from your body! no
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.”
“Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!” she screamed.
“Funny,” he muttered, “you even sound exactly like her.”
"Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. "
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