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MisterJLA, Stupid Doog, the G-man, Wonder Boy
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#445788 03/11/2005 10:50 AM
by King Snarf
King Snarf
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.

All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
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by Son of Mxy
Son of Mxy
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by Son of Mxy
Son of Mxy
Originally Posted by Wonder Boy
Man, that's hilarious !

It would be even funnier if it became a top 40 hit.
In which case, Snarf would become famous, groupies worldwide would be throwing themselves at him, and he'd be getting laid left and right.
In ironic contrast to the words he wrote as a frustrated virgin.

I guess this was made with some program, where you throw in text, and it creates a song with the inputted words?

Yep. You can let it write lyrics and add prompts for genre, gender of vocalist (even the type of voice like "husky female voice"), and other things. I chose the option to provide song lyrics.

Note that I put in Grunge as the genre, but it still made an emo song. Because AI can't fathom that Snarf would fit in any other genre except emo.
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by Nöwheremän
Nöwheremän
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by Nöwheremän
Nöwheremän
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by Wonder Boy
Wonder Boy







When I saw this, I knew it belonged here.
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by McGurk
McGurk
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
AT LAST WE HAVE A FULL NAME



Everyone but MisterJLA has a full name, but that doesn't mean I'm going to PM him a link to this thread that'll expire by the time he cares enough to read it.
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by PJP
PJP
Snarfy
you have to show no fear with women......they can smell fear and they don't like it.
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by MisterJLA
MisterJLA
Originally Posted by Son of Mxy

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by Stupid Doog
Stupid Doog
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