RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts ITS FOUR PM AND IM GONNA GO SHOWER

Living on the edge.

Eleven AM.

two pm

Rabbi Rabinovitz answers his phone.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this Rabbi Rabinovitz?"
"It is."
"This is the Inland Revenue. Can you help us?"
"I'll try."
"Do you know Sam Cohen?"
"I do."
"Is he a member of your congregation?"
"He is."
"Did he donate £10,000 to the synagogue rebuilding fund last year?"
"He will!"

And adopt TTT.

my brain hurts

Its now 5:38 and I still haven't taken a shower.

I chopped my dog's toe in half today.

Nicely done!

The dog didn't care for it.

What time zone are these boards in anyway...and does it make any damn difference?

Just as I suspected...the boards are in MY TIME ZONE! I'll now kindly ask the rest of you to get off of these boards now and forever as you're not really here anyway. Thank you!

I need to shave

I need a hug. ...from none of you.

But...but!...

neh

it is 7:44 am on december the 14 of 2004 and i am in biology

man this sucks

Pants don't belong in the shower!

That's crazy!

That's crazy talk.

"...the greatest threat to abortion rights may no longer be anti-choice judges and politicians, but diminished access to abortion services ..."
- Nita Lowey, Pro-Abortion Congresswoman

"We acknowledge, therefore, that life begins with conception,because we contend that the soul begins at conception. Life begins when the soul begins."
Tertullian 3rd century

7 In Islam:
The number of ayat in surat al-Fatiha.
The number of heavens in Islamic tradition.
The number of Earths in Islamic tradition.
In Judaism:
A highly symbolic number in the Torah, alluding to the infusion of spirituality and Godliness into the Creation. For example:
God rested on and sanctified the seventh day (Shabbat).
A seven-day purification period is required for one who has become tamei to become tahor.
The Shemittah (Sabbatical) year arrives every seventh year.
The Jubilee (Yovel) year comes after 7 times 7 years.
The Counting of the Omer leading up to the Giving of the Torah is expressed as "7 times 7 weeks."
The weekly Torah portion is divided into seven aliyahs, and seven men or boys over the age of 13 are called up for the reading of these aliyahs during Shabbat morning services.
Seven blessings are recited under the chuppah during a Jewish wedding ceremony.
David was the seventh son of Jesse.
A Jewish bride and groom are feted with seven days of festive meals after their wedding, known as Sheva Berachot ("Seven Blessings").
The number of Ushpizzin (also known as the "Seven Shepherds") who visit the sukkah during the holiday of Sukkot: Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, and David.
The number of nations God told the Israelites they would displace when they entered the land of Israel (Deut. 7:1): the Hittite, the Girgashite, the Amorite, the Canaanite, the Perizzite, the Hivite, and the Jebusite.
In Breslov tradition, the seven orifices of the face (2 eyes, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, and the mouth) are called "The Seven Candles."
The menorah (Hebrew: מנורה), is a seven branched candelabrum lit by olive oil in the Tabernacle and the Temple in Jerusalem. The menorah is one of the oldest symbols of the Jewish people. It is said to symbolize the burning bush as seen by Moses on Mount Sinai (Exodus 25).

7 in Albums
A 2004 album by Sufjan Stevens: see Seven Swans.
A 2004 album by Gackt: see The Seventh Night: Unplugged.
A 2004 album by The Tea Party: see Seven circles (Tea Party album.
A 2003 album by Atmosphere: see Seven's Travels.
A 2003 album by Enrique Iglesias: see 7 (Enrique Iglesias album).
A 2002 EP by U2: see 7 (EP).
A 2000 album by S Club 7: see 7 (S Club 7 album).
A 1999 album by Avenged Sevenfold, Sounding the Seventh Trumpet
A 1997 album by Zap Mama: see 7 (Zap Mama album).
A 1996 album by Apoptygma Berzerk: see 7 (Apoptygma Berzerk album).
A 1996 album The Don Killuminati: The 7-Day Theory by Tupac Shakur.
A 1992 album by James: see Seven (James album).
A 1986 album by George Strait: see 7 (George Strait album).
A 1985 album by David Meece: see 7 (David Meece album).
A 1983 album by Duran Duran.
A 1981 album by Madness: see 7 (Madness album).
A 1980 album by Jon Anderson: Song of Seven
A 1974 album by Poco.
A 1974 album by Bob Seger: see Seven (Bob Seger album).
A 1973 album by Soft Machine: see Seven (Soft Machine album).
A 1991 album by Mannheim Steamroller: see Fresh Aire 7
The albums Keeper of the Seven Keys Part 1, Keeper of the Seven Keys Part 2, Keeper of the Seven Keys - The Legacy by Helloween.
The 1988 album Seventh Son of a Seventh Son by Iron Maiden, based on the book Seventh Son by Orson Scott Card. Also Iron Maiden's seventh studio album.
The 2000 album The Seventh Song by Steve Vai, a compilation of the seventh songs of his previous albums.
2004 Nov A Film By "7/G Brundhavan Colony" Directed by Selva Ragavan..

Be'lakor (Warhammer Fantasy deamonology)
Belial (Jewish demonology, Christian demonology)

Springsteen
BETTER DAYS

Well my soul checked out missing as I sat listening
To the hours and minutes tickin' away
Yeah, just sittin' around waitin' for my life to begin
While it was all just slippin' away.
I'm tired of waitin' for tomorrow to come
Or that train to come roarin' 'round the bend
I got a new suit of clothes a pretty red rose
And a woman I can call my friend

These are better days baby
Yeah there's better days shining through
These are better days baby
Better days with a girl like you

Well I took a piss at fortune's sweet kiss
It's like eatin' caviar and dirt
It's a sad funny ending to find yourself pretending
A rich man in a poor man's shirt
Now my ass was draggin' when from a passin' gypsy wagon
Your heart like a diamond shone
Tonight I'm layin' in your arms carvin' lucky charms
Out of these heard luck bones

These are better days baby
These are better days it's true
These are better days
There's better days shining through

Now a life of leisure and a pirate's treasure
Don't make much for tragedy
But it's a sad man my friend who's livin' in his own skin
And can't stand the company
Every fool's got a reason to feelin' sorry for himself
And turn his heart to stone
Tonight this fool's halfway to heaven and just a mile outta hell
And I feel like I'm comin' home

These are better days baby
There's better days shining through
These are better days
Better days with a girl like you

These are better days baby
These are better days it's true
These are better days
Better days are shining through

LUCKY TOWN

House got too crowded clothes got too tight
And I don't know just where I'm going tonight
Out where the sky's been cleared by a good hard rain
There's somebody callin' my secret name

I'm going down to Lucky Town
Going down to Lucky Town
I wanna lose these blues I've found
Down in Lucky Town
Down in Lucky Town

Had a coat of fine leather and snakeskin boots
But that coat always had a thread hangin' loose
Well I pulled it one night and to my surprise
It led me right past your house and on over the rise

I'm going down to Lucky Town
Down to Lucky Town
I'm gonna lose these blues I've found
Down in Lucky Town
Down in Lucky Town

I had some victory that was just failure in deceit
Now the joke's comin' up through the soles of my feet
I been a long time walking on fortune's cane
Tonight I'm steppin' lightly and feelin' no pain

Well here's to your good looks baby now here's to my health
Here's to the loaded places that we take ourselves
When it comes to luck you make your own
Tonight I got dirt on my hands but I'm building me a new home

Down in Lucky Town
Down in Lucky Town
I'm gonna lose these blues I've found
Down in Lucky Town

Because if this thread I've never taken a shower after 4pm. If I haven't taken one by then I see no reason to.

4..Reading or viewing pornography, or sexual fantasy, are often common adjuncts to masturbation. Often people will call upon memories during masturbation. Masturbation activities are often ritualised. Various fetishes and paraphilias can also play a part in the masturbation ritual. Some potentially harmful or fatal activities include autoerotic asphyxiation and self-bondage.

10.Among some cultures, such as the Hopi in Arizona, the Wogeno in Oceania, and the Dahomeans and Namu of Africa, masturbation is encouraged, including regular masturbation between males. In certain Melanesian communities this is expected between older and younger boys. One interesting twist is the Sambia tribe of New Guinea. This tribe has rituals and rites of passage surrounding manhood which involve frequent ejaculation through fellatio. Semen is valued and masturbation is seen as a waste of semen and is therefore frowned upon even though frequent ejaculation is encouraged. The capacity and need to ejaculate is nurtured for years from an early age through fellatio so that it can be consumed rather than wasted. Semen is ingested for strength and is considered in the same line as mothers' milk.[
Other cultures have rites of passage into manhood that culminate in the first ejaculation of a male, usually by the hands of a tribal elder. In some tribes such as the Agta, Philippines, stimulation of the genitals is encouraged from an early age. Upon puberty, the young male is then paired off with a "wise elder" or "witch doctor" who uses masturbation to build his ability to ejaculate in preparation for a ceremony. The ceremony culminates in a public ejaculation before a celebration. The ejaculate is saved in a wad of animal skin and worn later to help conceive children. In this and other tribes, the measure of manhood is actually associated more with the amount of ejaculate and his need than penis size. Frequent ejaculation through masturbation from an early age fosters frequent ejaculation well into adulthood.

3. abbone (ăb-bō-nē)
a. (adj.) The agony or severe pain caused by attempting to stand or walk when a person's
knees have seized up, primarily after a prolonged period of inactivity. Most commonly
suffered by travelers using trains, cars, and planes as methods of transportation.

4. abbreveil (ə-brē'vāl')
a. (v.) To shorten words in a sentence or text to a point where no meaning can be
construed from it.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.

Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!

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"Smoke on the Water" is a rock song by British rock band Deep Purple. It was first released on the 1972 album Machine HeadThe lyrics of the song tell a true story: on December 4, 1971, Deep Purple had set up camp in Montreux, Switzerland to record an album using a mobile recording studio (rented from the Rolling Stones and known as the Rolling Stones Mobile Studio - referred to as the "Rolling truck Stones thing" and "the mobile" in the song lyrics) at the entertainment complex that was part of the Montreux Casino (referred to as "the gambling house" in the song lyric). On the eve of the recording session a Frank Zappa and The Mothers of Invention concert was held in the casino's theatre. During the gig a fire broke out: "In the middle of Don Preston's synthesizer solo on "King Kong", the place suddenly caught fire. Somebody in the audience had fired a flare gun into the ceiling, at which point the rattan covering started to burn"[1][2], as mentioned in the "some stupid with a flare gun" line. The resulting fire destroyed the entire casino complex, along with all the Mothers' equipment. The "smoke on the water" that became the title of the song (credited to bassist Roger Glover, who related how the title occurred to him when he suddenly woke from a dream a few days later) referred to the smoke from the fire spreading over Lake Geneva from the burning casino as the members of Deep Purple watched the fire from their hotel across the lake. The "Funky Claude" running in and out is referring to Claude Nobs, the director of the Montreux Jazz Festival who helped some of the audience escape the fire.Claude Nobs (2006), the "Funky Claude" mentioned in the song Left with an expensive mobile recording unit and no place to record, the band was forced to scout the town for another place to set up. One promising venue (found by Nobs) was a local theatre called The Pavilion, but soon after the band had loaded in and started working/recording, the nearby neighbours took offence at the noise, and the band was only able to lay down backing tracks for one song (based on Blackmore's riff and temporarily named Title nº1), before the local police shut them downFinally, after about a week of searching, the band rented out the nearly-empty Montreux Grand Hotel and converted its hallways and stairwells into a makeshift recording studio, where they laid down most of the tracks for what would become their most commercially successful album, Machine Head.Ironically, the only song from Machine Head not recorded in the Grand Hotel was "Smoke on the water" itself, which had been recorded during the aborted Pavilion session; only the lyrics were composed later, and the vocals were laid down in the Grand Hotel.After 1973, vocalist Ian Gillan and Roger Glover quit the band, and were replaced by David Coverdale and Glenn Hughes, who split the vocals amongst one another. For this song, they divided it so that Coverdale sang the first verse, Hughes sang the second verse, and they both sang the third verse and choruses in harmony. However, rather than sing the third verse with the original lyrics, they chose instead to repeat the first verse every time they sang it.When Steve Morse joined the band, it became Deep Purple tradition to have him play a solo preceding the song in concert. This solo would consist of a medley of solos, licks, and riffs from many various classic rock songs. Rather than blend them into one another, Morse separates most of the licks by playing some one-handed tapping in between them.

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