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my latest announcement above is that dave, and others, could now legally list their feature writing upon their resume as employment experience, as they've evolved from mere posters to columnists.
my latest request above is that those writing the articles constantly update their signatures on these boards, the dcmbs, and any other board they frequent -- always linking to their latest feature, which will bring in additional traffic from other locations.
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After posting I did some perusing and discovered what exactly the "front page" is. I always assumed that was just a link back to the main forum page. I'd never seen the e-zine setup thingy Rob had.
"Amazing!"
I never "read" things, that would just be silly. It would detract from my other net-activities, such as not reading things, and posting without reading.
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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ok, who're my feature writers here? woodstock disco steve dave cap'n sammitch nowhereman penwing tk doctor not wedge backwards7 ultimate jaburg missin anyone? cuz, i got 4 free dvd copies here ready for dishin out, ezine style! 007 die another day
007 the world is not enough
dickie roberts former child star
kill bill vol 1 so... uh... i guess we vote on the best four reviews/features and i'll send'em out? (just send me, like, $4 for s/h, and y'getta free dvd). n'stuff
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I'm still plannin stuff. I just need to find time dammit. Also I have to admit I got side tracked by finally sitting down to read The Lord of the Rings.
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Finals were last week for me so I should be able to get some reviews done now. I have no money so I can't pay for shipping for a while. Go ahead and give it to some one else.
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Quote:
Rob Kamphausen said:
ok, who're my feature writers here?
woodstock
disco steve
dave
cap'n sammitch
nowhereman
penwing
tk
doctor
not wedge
backwards7
ultimate jaburg
missin anyone? cuz, i got 4 free dvd copies here ready for dishin out, ezine style!
007 die another day
007 the world is not enough
dickie roberts former child star
kill bill vol 1
so... uh... i guess we vote on the best four reviews/features and i'll send'em out? (just send me, like, $4 for s/h, and y'getta free dvd).
n'stuff
so who wants'em, damnit?
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Are you looking for us to vote? If so, then my first vote goes to Penwing, who kicked ass on his hockey column. The guy had almost daily updates for the reader(s).
My other three votes go to Doctor, Nowhereman, and Grimm for the RDCW. Every week they put something together for people to vote on and post for. Knowing how busy Grimm and Doc have been just shows how dedicated they are, even if they can't always put a play-by-play together. Those three kick arse!
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good man, jm.
other votes?
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Definately the RDCW guys. They are a lot more consistant than I am. I hope I can get another column together for next week. 
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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Dont look at me,I already got three of those & I have no idea who Dickie Roberts is!
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He's a former child star!
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But what was he before that?
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I think he's talking philisophically, Jaburg.
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'nuther update.
the ezine is now officially linked to my phausen entertainment branded company. thus, feature-writers are actually doing a resume-worthy job when writing articles, officially recognized by the gubment.
justanother advantage. you can plop this down as writing credentials and work experience when looking for a real job.
i can even be listed as a referral!
This interests me more than the prize. Is the thing still open for "budding" feature writers?
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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yeeeup.
the rkmbs ezine is a full-fledged internet news source as far as the gubernment is concerned.
thus, all feature writers are employed writers.
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Great. Now I'm determined to get in on this shit.
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Pay me some money then Rob,you bitch!
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Is Uschi still "open" for my "contributions"?
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I have no scanner....if you hav e a PO box or something I could do a cartoon and mail it to you..do you want a comic strip?
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Is Uschi still "open" for my "contributions"?
You sick fuck!
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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list yer articles in yer signatures (on this board and others).
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Dude, you never answered my question....????
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oh, sorry Quote:
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I have no scanner....if you hav e a PO box or something I could do a cartoon and mail it to you..do you want a comic strip?
tis possible.
but it'd better if you kept doing stuff you could quicker and easier, like reviews or soapboxes or something similar.
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I want to expand my talents.....
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Quote:
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Is Uschi still "open" for my "contributions"?
But she's your FATHER!!!!!!!!
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Oh well, I could always go after the bunny that is very sneaky.
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I want to expand my talents.....
You dirty bastard!
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Oh well, I could always go after the bunny that is very sneaky.
thanks, but um no.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Work Experience:
Feature Writer
- Phausen Entertainment (http://www.rkmbs.com) June 2004 - Present <--------THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
Co-proprietor
-PC Works Computer Rentals April 2002 ? Present
Desktop Publisher/Print Media Staff
-Grupo Pilipino (http://www.pesocard.com) May 2004 ? June 2004
Information Technology Support / Systems Administrator.
- The Tribune Publishing Co., Inc.
Publisher of The Daily Tribune Broadsheet
TM Kalaw, Ermita Manila
August 2001 to March 2002
Intern/Office Apprentice
- The Tribune Publishing Co., Inc.
Publisher of the Daily Tribune Broadsheet
TM Kalaw, Ermita Manila
OJT
-Social Security Systems (Pateros Branch)
You better Reco'nize, biatches!
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Tomorrow after absense I'm off to the Kay-Bee next to work. I'm hopeing they still have something I saw two weeks ago. See unlike Toys R Us after a bit Kay-Bee Toys mark thier shit down. All thier shit. You just have to wait a bit.
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