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you should post some pics DK


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I concur!

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This is the women show yourselves thread, not the dudes posting worthless crap thread.


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So... why are you here, then?

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i have to get them posted i have a couple from late summer. im sorry guys.

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YAY!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Happy Belated Birthday, Sneaky Bunny. I geeve you keesses!

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thanks mister M, surprised i didn't see you at danny's saturday shakin' it for the tooneys!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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i have to get them posted i have a couple from late summer. im sorry guys.




ur the best DK


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our annual hoboken party is coming up soon and im sure the link with the invitation will go up with horrible pictures of all of my friends.... but the invitations are always soooooo funny. ill letcha know shortly!



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I hate being a fuckin virgin oh and hi my name is kyle from irving texas and i am 15 years old

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our annual hoboken party is coming up soon and im sure the link with the invitation will go up with horrible pictures of all of my friends.... but the invitations are always soooooo funny. ill letcha know shortly!




Hmm . . . I'm starting a job up in West Paterson just after Christmas, so I'll be moving up north in the next few weeks . . . perhaps I can meet this elusive Roboken crew . . .


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I hate being a fuckin virgin oh and hi my name is kyle from irving texas and i am 15 years old






This is easily the funniest post I've read in a long, long time...


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I hate being a fuckin virgin oh and hi my name is kyle from irving texas and i am 15 years old






This is easily the funniest post I've read in a long, long time...







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I hate being a fuckin virgin oh and hi my name is kyle from irving texas and i am 15 years old




Never having had sex is easier than having had sex and not having sex. Trust me.


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This is the women show yourselves thread, not the dudes posting worthless crap thread.




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I hate being a fuckin virgin oh and hi my name is kyle from irving texas and i am 15 years old






This is easily the funniest post I've read in a long, long time...







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Yeah. We're chums.

One of these days a "womens" is actually gonna "show yourself!"

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I'm hoping that kid comes back. He kinda reminded me of a pariah lite.


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I hope I didn't scare him off when I told him I was going to kill him in his sleep.

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He's probably too scared to sleep now. Do you think he came from the dcmbs?


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Probably reads A LOTTA Wonder Woman...














































...in the bathroom.

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ROFLMFAORXSQP!!

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The pertinency of this statement is dependent on the assumption that women actualy visit these fuckin forums.


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I have always been suspicious about Uschi's adams apple...

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the phrase "womens... show yourself!" is grammatically incorrect.

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Never having had sex is easier than having had sex and not having sex. Trust me.




But try extending that virginity into your mid-20's -- THAT hurts...

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I have always been suspicious about Uschi's adams apple...




It's Mark's.


Anyway, I found this the other night. I initially put up the other one 'cause I thought I had accidently forgot to save this one. But I didn't.


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No presents for you!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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'Tis heart-warming indeed.


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pics of me in the blog on thanksmas invite!

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link!

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i dont know how to link stuf!!!! go to rob's blog to watch tanksmas invite!

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try that!

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heeeheee...almost piss myself, but nice, funny, hot!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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wow...Rob sounds exactly like he sounds in my head.

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wow...Rob sounds exactly like he sounds in my head.




That is so gay.


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whatever those are the best!!!! I almost peed on myself too!!!

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wow...Rob sounds exactly like he sounds in my head.




That is so gay.




Rob is gay for me?

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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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