RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Which seven posters would be in your RKMBs League, and what would their powers be?

Butter - The power of the vagina
Uschi - The power of the vagina
Sneaky - The power of the vagina
harley - The power of the vagina
Stareena - The power of the vagina
Karla - The power of the vagina
Mxy - The power of the penis

First adventure: We fuck.

issue two: Knut puts tape on Ebay and makes a small fortune!

Issue Three: Rex is aborted.

yet still manages to post!

Issue 4:Nothin' but full page spreads of Butter's tits.

You don't get to see much tit because Allan's all over them!

He's Al'alicious after all.

Issue 5: They defeat a giant three eyed monster with Hostess Twinkies.

Issue 6: Loeb takes over and fucks everything up.

im still rich right...?

Let's just say you need to change your vault combination....

Was my line-up so perfect that nobody else is gonna try making their own?

I thought you'd at least replace my name with yours...

Will there be at least a page for fan mail, like the olden days of yore? 'Cause I'll write in every month. "More Tits!"

Please, this thread is no place for nostalgia.

I think Rob should be the villain of the comic, btw.

so...no page for fanmail then...

If by fan you mean JLA-then yes...1 page.

eh...that'll work...

BRITISH PHRASES

Bite your arm off - This is not aggressive behaviour that a football fan might engage in. In fact it just means that someone is over excited to get something. For instance you might say that kids would bite your arm off for an ice cream on a sunny day.

Bladdered - This rather ugly expression is another way of saying you are drunk. The link is fairly apparent I feel!

Blast - An exclamation of surprise. You may also hear someone shout "blast it", or even "bugger and blast"!

Blatant - We use this word a lot to mean something is really obvious.

Bleeding - An alternative to the word bloody. You'll hear people say "bleeding hell" or "not bleeding likely" for example.

BRITISH PHRASES
Dear - If something is dear it means it is expensive. I thought Texan insurance was dear.

Dicky - Dicky rhymes with sicky and means you feel sick.

Diddle - To rip someone off or to con someone is to diddle them. When you visit England, check your change to make sure you haven't been diddled!

Dim - A dim person is stupid or thick or a dimwit. Dimwit - Someone a bit on the dim side.

Dishy - If someone is a bit of a dish or a bit dishy it means they are attractive or good looking.

BRITISH PHRASES
Dim - A dim person is stupid or thick or a dimwit. Dimwit - Someone a bit on the dim side.

Dishy - If someone is a bit of a dish or a bit dishy it means they are attractive or good looking.

DIY - This is short for do it yourself and applies not just to the DIY stores but also to anything that you need to do yourself. For example, if we get really bad service in a restaurant (oh, you noticed!) then we might ask the waiter if it is a DIY restaurant - just to wind them up.

Do - A party. You would go to a do if you were going to a party in the UK.

Do - If you go into a shop and say "do you do batteries?" it means "do you sell batteries".

Do - If you drive along a motorway in the wrong lane the police will do you. You could then tell your friends that you have been done by the police. Prosecute is another word for it!

Is this a Golden Age line-up?

All of those genitalia look Silver Age to me.

The kidneys filter wastes (such as urea) from the blood and excrete them, along with water, as urine. The medical field that studies the kidneys and diseases of the kidney is called nephrology (nephro- meaning kidney is from the Ancient Greek word nephros; the adjective renal meaning related to the kidney is from Latin rēnēs, meaning kidneys). In humans, the kidneys are located in the posterior part of the abdomen. There is one on each side of the spine; the right kidney sits just below the liver, the left below the diaphragm and adjacent to the spleen. Above each kidney is an adrenal gland (also called the suprarenal gland). The asymmetry within the abdominal cavity caused by the liver results in the right kidney being slightly lower than the left one while the left kidney is located slightly more medial. The kidneys are retroperitoneal, which means they lie behind the peritoneum, the lining of the abdominal cavity. They are approximately at the vertebral level T12 to L3. The upper parts of the kidneys are partially protected by the eleventh and twelfth ribs, and each whole kidney is surrounded by two layers of fat (the perirenal and pararenal fat) which help to cushion it. Congenital absence of one or both kidneys, known as unilateral or bilateral renal agenesis can occur.

In animals the brain, or encephalon (Greek for "in the head"), is the control center of the central nervous system, responsible for thought. In most animals, the brain is located in the head, protected by the skull and close to the primary sensory apparatus of vision, hearing, equilibrioception, taste, and olfaction. While all vertebrates have a brain, most invertebrates have either a centralized brain or collections of individual ganglia. Primitive animals such as sponges do not have a brain at all. Brains can be extremely complex. For example, the human brain contains more than 100 billion neurons, each linked to as many as 10,000 other neurons.
Most brains exhibit a substantial distinction between the gray matter and white matter. Gray matter consists of the cell bodies of the neurons, while white matter consists of the fibers (axons) which connect neurons. The axons are surrounded by a fatty insulating sheath called myelin (oligodendroglia cells), giving the white matter its distinctive color. The outer layer of the brain is gray matter called cerebral cortex. Deep in the brain, compartments of white matter (fasciculi, fiber tracts), gray matter (nuclei) and spaces filled with cerebrospinal fluid (ventricles) are found.
The brain innervates the head through cranial nerves, and it communicates with the spinal cord, which innervates the body through spinal nerves. Nervous fibers transmitting signals from the brain are called efferent fibers. The fibers transmitting signals to the brain are called afferent (or sensory) fibers. Nerves can be afferent, efferent or mixed (i.e., containing both types of fibers).
The brain is the site of reason and intelligence, which include such components as cognition, perception, attention, memory and emotion. The brain is also responsible for control of posture and movements. It makes possible cognitive, motor and other forms of learning. The brain can perform a variety of functions automatically, without the need for conscious awareness, such as coordination of sensory systems (eg. sensory gating and multisensory integration), walking, and homeostatic body functions such as heart rate, blood pressure, fluid balance, and body temperature.
Many functions are controlled by coordinated activity of the brain and spinal cord. Moreover, some behaviors such as simple reflexes and basic locomotion, can be executed under spinal cord control alone

Just because its rough doesn't mean it didn't have consent.

mxy pretends rob rapes him, and rob rapes him.

History of Paris

Early beginnings
The earliest signs of permanent habitation in the Paris area date from around 4200 BC.
Known boatsmen and traders, a sub-tribe of the celtic Senones, the Parisii, settled
the area near the river Seine from around 250 BC.

The Roman westward campaigns had conquered the Paris basin in 52 BC. A permanent
Roman settlement began towards the end of the same century on Paris' Left Bank Sainte
Geneviève Hill and Île de la Cité island, in a town first called Lutetia, but later
becoming Gallicised Lutèce. The Gallo-Roman town expanded greatly over the following
centuries, becoming a prosperous city with palaces, a forum, baths, temples, theatres and
an amphitheatre.

The collapse of the Roman empire and third-century Germanic invasions sent the city into
a period of decline: by 400 AD Lutèce, largely abandoned by its inhabitants, was little
more than a garrison town entrenched into its hastily fortified central island. The
city would reclaim its original "Paris" appellation towards the end of the Roman
occupation.

Twentieth century Paris
The skyscraper business district of La Défense.During World War I, Paris was at the forefront of the war effort, having been spared a German invasion by the French and British victory at the First Battle of the Marne in 1914. In 1918-1919, it was the scene of Allied victory parades and peace negotiations. In the inter-war period Paris was famed for its cultural and artistic communities and its nightlife. The city became a gathering place of artists from around the world, from exiled Russian composer Stravinsky and Spanish painters Picasso and Dalí to American writer Hemingway. In June 1940, five weeks after the start of the German attack on France, a partially evacuated Paris fell to German occupation forces who remained until the city was liberated in August of 1944. After the Normandy invasion Paris waited for liberation. Central Paris endured WW II practically unscathed, as there were no strategic targets for bombers (train stations in central Paris are terminal stations; major factories were located in the suburbs), and also because German General von Choltitz refused to carry out Hitler's order that all Parisian monuments be destroyed before any German retreat.

In the post-war era, Paris experienced its largest development since the end of the Belle Époque in 1914. The suburbs began to expand considerably, with the construction of large social estates known as cités and the beginning of the business district La Défense. A comprehensive express subway network, the RER, was built to complement the Métro and serve the distant suburbs, while a network of freeways was developed in the suburbs, centered on the Périphérique expressway circling around the city.

Since the 1970s, many inner suburbs of Paris (especially the eastern ones) have experienced deindustrialization, and the once-thriving cités have gradually become ghettos for immigrants and oases of unemployment. At the same time, the City of Paris (within its Périphérique ring) and the western and southern suburbs have successfully shifted their economic base from traditional manufacturing to high value-added services and high-tech manufacturing, generating great wealth for their residents whose per capita income is among the highest in Europe. The resulting widening social gap between these two areas has led to periodic unrest since the mid-1980s, such as the 2005 riots which largely concentrated in the northeastern suburbs.

Vasculitis (inflammatory vascular diseases)
Vasculitis is an inflammation of the blood vessels that can affect any blood vessel in
any part of the body. The inflammation can be limited to one location within a blood
vessel, or spread throughout an organ or tissue, so symptoms of vasculitis can affect
every major body system. Vasculitis is not a disease, but a process that occurs in the
course of many other diseases and disorders. Vasculitis can affect people of all ages.
Some age groups are affected more than others, depending on the type of vasculitis. There
also are geographical and ethnic differences in the incidence of vasculitis.

9.Examination of trials for rape and sodomy during the eighteenth century at the Old Bailey
in London show the treatment of rape to have been lenient, while the treatment of sodomy
to have been generally severe. From the 1780s the number of cases grew. Blackmail for
sodomy also increased and was made a capital crime.In France in the eighteenth century, sodomy was still theoretically a capital crime, and
there are a handful of cases where sodomites were executed. However, in several of these,
other crimes were involved as well (for instance, one man, Pascal, had supposedly
murdered a man who resisted his advances). Records from the Bastille and the police
lieutenant d'Argenson, as well as other sources, show that many who were arrested were
exiled, sent to a regiment, or imprisoned in places (generally the Hospital) associated
with morals crimes such as prostitution. Of these, a number were involved in prostitution
or had approached children, or otherwise gone beyond merely having homosexual relations.
Ravaisson (a 19th century writer who edited the Bastille records) suggested that the
authorities preferred to handle these cases discreetly, lest public punishments in effect
publicize "this vice".

3.The Epistle of Jude in the New Testament echoes the Genesis narrative and potentially
recalls the sexually immoral aspects of Sodom's sins: '…just as Sodom and Gomorrah and
the surrounding cities, which likewise indulged in sexual immorality and pursued
unnatural desire, serve as an example by undergoing a punishment of eternal fire
(v. 7, English Standard Version). The phrase rendered sexual immorality and unnatural
desire is literally translated strange flesh or false flesh, but it is not entirely
clear what it refers to.