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Discuss how bsams changed your life. Tell a favorite bsams story.

I think that we also need some sort of memorial sign. Like how the DC heroes wore the armbands when Superman died. We should all insult Elsia, those jokes will be our armbands.

If PJP died I'm sure he would agree with this.


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I laughed 'cause he draws his muscles on with marker.

Nothing he did wasn't funny.

He was my first, my last ...my everything.


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its...its just too soon. I havent given up hope that he will return one day...


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"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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and joey from friends is a homo...


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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I never saw a body. He's not dead. He'll be back when our need is greatest. But in his honor:

What's the difference between a rooster and Elisa?
A rooster says "Cock-a-doodle-doo." Elisa says "Any cock'll do."


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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He's on tour!

I hear the classic line of Van Halen opens for his opener.

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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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That is still one of my favorites.

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bsams is an obnoxious little pussy-fart who wants to be a real, live boy.

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You guys remember that one time bsams was being an asshole to that other poster? I'll never forget that.


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bsams?

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It is a little known fact that the internet has never existed until just today. As prophesied, BSAMS has gone back in time, and sacrificed his own personal timeline, to change the course of history by inventing the internet. He negated his own existence to give us the power of downloadable porn and the ability to taunt Chris Oakley.

And soon, like an after-Crisis wave, the world shall forget he ever existed in the first place. Only those of us that stood with him at the dawn of time (the non-existent Nature Boys) will remember his glory...

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thats gay...


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
You guys remember that one time bsams was being an asshole to that other poster? I'll never forget that.



you must have the wrong message boards...


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: beardguy
It is a little known fact that the internet has never existed until just today. As prophesied, BSAMS has gone back in time, and sacrificed his own personal timeline, to change the course of history by inventing the internet. He negated his own existence to give us the power of downloadable porn and the ability to taunt Chris Oakley.

And soon, like an after-Crisis wave, the world shall forget he ever existed in the first place. Only those of us that stood with him at the dawn of time (the non-existent Nature Boys) will remember his glory...


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
thats gay...


No, it's an old joke, really. It's okay not to get it. It wasn't written for you.

And rex? Get laid, then I'll give a shit what you have to say...

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ah. fair enough...


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
thats gay...


No, it's an old joke, really. It's okay not to get it. It wasn't written for you.

And rex? Get laid, then I'll give a shit what you have to say...



I laid your mom last night.


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And rex goes to the line for three with a "mom-shot"....and it's.....GOOOOOD!!!

Man. The mom-lines seem to be your forte'. You should look into getting a degree, or something.








(I think this is where you say you're getting a degree....in my mom!)

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I have a degree. I'll show you the diploma...it's in my pants!

(Academia high five!)


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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If bsams were here he'd have a great rex put-down that'd work on so many levels.

I miss bsams.

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Oh, now, I have a major in the "In my pants" maneuver.





A major BONER!











Get it?






I'm tired... \:\(

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I have a degree. I'll show you the diploma...it's in my pants!

(Academia high five!)




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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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will pat tillman's brother speak at bsams funeral?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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only if bsams was killed by friendly fire...


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
It is a little known fact that the internet has never existed until just today. As prophesied, BSAMS has gone back in time, and sacrificed his own personal timeline, to change the course of history by inventing the internet. He negated his own existence to give us the power of downloadable porn and the ability to taunt Chris Oakley.

And soon, like an after-Crisis wave, the world shall forget he never existed in the first place. Only those of us that stood with him at the dawn of time (the non-existent Nature Boys) will not remember his glory...


The Nature Boyz never existed...........please try to keep up!









































ps: this post doesnt exist either!


































pps:you have been warned!

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 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
If bsams were here he'd have a great rex put-down that'd work on so many levels.

I miss bsams.


Yeah, BSAMS excelled at that...

I miss him too.


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I'm sorry I had to retcon him out of this message board.
I actually meant to retcon Beardguy out, but I was drunk and clicked on the wrong person.


What do you mean "Their origin was fine as it was"?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


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its okay. we've still got superboy prime to punch a wall and bring him back...


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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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don't you have to call him prime now. don't wanna be sued

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marc campbell swore revenge


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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
marc campbell swore revenge


Have you seen his wife?


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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the j stands for marc


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He puts the "Marc" in "J Scott Campbell," that's for sure!!!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: allan1
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


Apparently he also retconned Klinton when he meant to retcon Knutreturns!

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