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Bow ties are coool.
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I think vertically challenged people prefer to be called " Little People " nowadays, Ray.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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perhaps even "tiny people"
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Midgets are okay. But goddamn a dwarf!
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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perhaps even "tiny people" that title is reserved exclusively for Rob.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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you can toss a dwarf. but just try tossing a midget and see what happens!
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Especially a white dwarf, as a tiny spoonful of a white dwarf would weigh many tons.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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and they have small hands. smell of cabbage.
no wait, that's carnies.
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Are we including dwarves natural saving throw bonuses and other natural abilities? And how do halflings figure into this discussion, if at all?
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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and they have small hands. smell of cabbage.
no wait, that's carnies. You am wouldn't smell so bad if you am scrub your dirty ass self in the creek from time to time.
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but Jeremy uses the creek as a toilet!
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Hey! Only when I'm drunk!
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I hate midgets and dwarves.
I hate signatures.
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The cow goes moo!
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My name is Daffy Duck,
I worked on a Merry-Go-Round,
The job was swell
I think quite well
Till the Merry-go-round broke down.
The guy that worked with me,
Was a horse with a lavender eye,
Around in whirls, we'd wink at girls
Till the Merry-go-round broke down.
Up and down and around it we sped,
That dizzy pace soon went to my head,
Now you know why I'm dizzy
And do the things I do
I am assumin' you'd be too
If the Merry-go-round broke down.
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oh, come on. if you're gonna do Daffy, you gotta do the lisp. shoddy workmanship, there. play the fucking part, asshole.
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Watch it, wise guy! At least I'm better than that Foghorn faker who's not supposed to say "I say" twice at the beginning of the sentence, and you've yet to go Freeling all over him!!
My name is Daffy Duck,
I worked on a Merry-Go-Round,
The job was swell
I think quite well
Till the Merry-go-round broke down.
The guy that worked with me,
Was a horse with a lavender eye,
Around in whirls, we'd wink at girls
Till the Merry-go-round broke down.
Up and down and around it we sped,
That dizzy pace soon went to my head,
Now you know why I'm dizzy
And do the things I do
I am assumin' you'd be too
If the Merry-go-round broke down.
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took you two hours to come up with that?
might I suggest youtubing some Chuck Jones?
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What a place for a duck with my talent. While others, with absolutely nothing on the ball, get all the breaks.
My name is Daffy Duck,
I worked on a Merry-Go-Round,
The job was swell
I think quite well
Till the Merry-go-round broke down.
The guy that worked with me,
Was a horse with a lavender eye,
Around in whirls, we'd wink at girls
Till the Merry-go-round broke down.
Up and down and around it we sped,
That dizzy pace soon went to my head,
Now you know why I'm dizzy
And do the things I do
I am assumin' you'd be too
If the Merry-go-round broke down.
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