RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Wonderboy is a gutless bitch

He'll never know why cause he's got everyone who sets him straight on ignore. So we can talk shit about him and the dumbass will never know.

David Bowie me
David Bowie you
David Bowie moo moo moo

first he claims there is no racism, then he says racism is from black people only.
then he says that an adult man seducing a 16 year old boy is no different then an adult man having sex with a 22 year old woman.
then he listed feminism as one of the reasons society was falling apart (that's not an interpretation, it's what he said).
then when accused of being racist he said he had a Filipino girlfriend and he went to some party of her's and was uncomfortable with so many of "them."
then he said that he feared immigrants because they were destroying culture and outnumbering "native born" americans but slipped up in the next sentence and said the "white population."


after reading this post, halo has my official endorsment on these boards. PJP, give him the RKMB Power Ring of Virtue.

Wouldn't life be more wonderful if it came with an ignore option? That be keen. Don't like something? Hit ignore! Somebody out smarts you? Hit ignore! I don't whether to spend the rest of my life on the internet or try to be more like Wonderboy. Of course for the latter I'd probaly have to have somekind of operation to remove my balls and I'm not all that big on pain. Nope, you all will be seeing alot more of me.

Sadly, life does not come with an ignore button.

and Life gets soggy in milk..

Than the smart thing to do would be to stay out of the milk.

Ignore the milk?

You're forgetting one major reason for the ignore button. Some people's posts just aren't worth the time and effort. I'm amazingly difficult to personally offend. The only times I've ever used the ignore button have been when I've deemed someone's posts not worth reading.

What about Malk?


1. malk

Imitation milk. Contains vitamin R and is cheap enough for Springfeild Elementary to afford.

Bart: Oh, my bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of..."malk"?

YAAAY!!! CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT??!



Um... sorry...

that was the gayest thing I've ever posted.

as long as you don't blog, it's still not the gayest thing on these boards.

Yeah but that can be argued that "not worth reading" is on account of the person not liking what they're reading and dismissing it. Not that the postings themselves have no merit or good arguments presented in them.

Which I'm sure is what WB will claim.

I have to admit that it's a bit disappointing to see him throw in the towel like that.

if only i had the meanness inside of me to reflect the cruel and unusual ignoring that wondy and sammitch spew. like icarus and achilles, they flew their ankles too close to the sun on wings of irony.

If Nowhereman were here, he'd tell you that only fags put people on Ignore. IF Nowhereman were here...

but Nowhere man put the whole wide world on ignore.

Maybe Nowhereman will be back.. after all, he never wrote a formal goodbye thread....

they say that one day he will return and defeat Xenu.

That would be the second coming of Nowhereman.

Do you think he knows whether we've been naughty or nice?

I don't have you on ignore anymore you imbecile! I took you off for making a funny - and it was a good one at that! Don't screw it up.

wonder mcgroin is the oakley of the political forum. His only purpose is to be made fun of.

A leprechaun walks into a bar. The bartender serves him and says, "That'll be $2.50." The leprechaun puts two dollar bills on the bar and starts walking away. The barkeep shouts, "You're a little short!"

PART MAN PART MONKEY

They prosecuted some poor sucker in these United States
For teaching that man descended from the apes
They coulda settled that case without a fuss or fight
If they'd seen me chasin' you, sugar, through the jungle last night
They'da called in that jury and a one two three said
Part man, part monkey, definitely

Well the church bell rings from the corner steeple
Man in a monkey suit swears he'll do no evil
Offers his lover's prayer but his soul lies
Dark and driftin' and unsatisfied
Well hey bartender, tell me whaddaya see
Part man, part monkey, looks like to me

Well the night is dark, the moon is full
The flowers of romance exert their pull
We talk awhile, my fingers slip
I'm hard and crackling like a whip

Well did God make man in a breath of holy fire
Or did he crawl on up out of the muck and mire
Well the man on the street believes what the bible tells him so
Well you can ask me, mister, because I know
Tell them soul-suckin' preachers to come on down and see
Part man, part monkey, baby that's me

springsteen
IDIOT'S DELIGHT

(Joe Grushecky and Bruce Springsteen)
I met up with St. Peter
He was working at the pearly gates
He said I can't let you in now son
You're going to have to wait
So just sit back and take it easy
And kick off both your shoes
And grab yourself a beer
While I watch the evening news

The jackals leave here laughing as they slip into the night
How did something so beautiful turn into an idiot's delight

He said what makes them all so stupid
Oh what I cannot tell
Maybe I should go down there
And show them just a little hell
But would they get the message
Would anybody learn
Such a might effort
For such a small return

The jackals leave here laughing as they slip into the night
How did something so beautiful turn into an idiot's delight

He said sometimes I get so angry
My blood begins to boil
I must of put my seed
Into some mutant type of soil
They don't understand a thing
And they ain't got no respect
But they sure do keep me laughing man
So what the heck
The jackals leave here laughing as they slip into the night
How did something so beautiful turn into an idiot's delight

You've got me all wrong. I'm not mocking the ignore button...I think it's awesome. If only God had thought of that. My biggest problem in life is that I suck at denial so I envy Wonder-bitch. Ignorance is bliss and the ignore button is blissful.

The ignore button is for the posters that ad nothing to any discussion (g-man) and the people that play the part of his bitch (mem). Everyone is is either interesting or fun to kick around.

I thought MEM and G-man were mortal enemies?

Thats my point. Every mem post is a response to a g-man post, thus making it worthless.

1. ignore

to blow someone off; to be a dick and not respond to someone when they desire to talk.

the hot girl walking down the street IGNORED the scumbag looking guy because she was a bitch, little did she know he was hung like a fuckin' horse...

Since we're no longer on WB's list of things to deny the existance of then it's time celebrate! Seriously, we get to feel good about ourselves as we watch WB make an idiot of himself. Drinks and girls are on Whomod-



And for all he's givin us I'll even hook up WB-

man, the second he logs out and reads posts anonymously you are in so much trouble. He will unblock you, send you a rather nasty PM and then block you again so you can't respond.
Because you're a coward who hides out in public and says things in public. Too full of your own cowardice to block out the things that challenge you.
He's such a brave man to hide from us. A hero if you will.

Good picture. URG in love

He'll get over it when he sees the rack on that mut

6.Some people masturbate by using machines that simulate intercourse.
Men and women may masturbate until they are close to orgasm, stop for a while to reduce excitement, and then resume masturbating. They may repeat this cycle multiple times. This "stop and go" build up can achieve even stronger orgasms.
Rarely, people quit stimulation just before orgasm to retain the heightened energy that normally comes down after orgasm[8] due to the release of prolactin hormone. Doing this could lead to temporary discomfort due to pelvic congestion.
Austrian psychoanalyst Wilhelm Reich in his 1922 essay Concerning Specific Forms of Masturbation tried to identify "healthy" and "unhealthy" forms of masturbation. He tried to relate the way people masturbated to their degree of inclination towards the opposite sex and to their psycho-sexual pathologies.

10.Among some cultures, such as the Hopi in Arizona, the Wogeno in Oceania, and the Dahomeans and Namu of Africa, masturbation is encouraged, including regular masturbation between males. In certain Melanesian communities this is expected between older and younger boys. One interesting twist is the Sambia tribe of New Guinea. This tribe has rituals and rites of passage surrounding manhood which involve frequent ejaculation through fellatio. Semen is valued and masturbation is seen as a waste of semen and is therefore frowned upon even though frequent ejaculation is encouraged. The capacity and need to ejaculate is nurtured for years from an early age through fellatio so that it can be consumed rather than wasted. Semen is ingested for strength and is considered in the same line as mothers' milk.[
Other cultures have rites of passage into manhood that culminate in the first ejaculation of a male, usually by the hands of a tribal elder. In some tribes such as the Agta, Philippines, stimulation of the genitals is encouraged from an early age. Upon puberty, the young male is then paired off with a "wise elder" or "witch doctor" who uses masturbation to build his ability to ejaculate in preparation for a ceremony. The ceremony culminates in a public ejaculation before a celebration. The ejaculate is saved in a wad of animal skin and worn later to help conceive children. In this and other tribes, the measure of manhood is actually associated more with the amount of ejaculate and his need than penis size. Frequent ejaculation through masturbation from an early age fosters frequent ejaculation well into adulthood.

In his June 2002 Focus on the Family newsletter [James] Dobson endorses advice by Dr. Nicolosi on preventing homosexuality in boys. The advice proposed that fathers take their sons into the shower with them where "the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger".

that's gay

Is that how it happened, Jerry?

No. I was sent to Earth from the gay homeworld in a rocket as a baby

I'm still waiting for my ride back home