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Astonishing is great, but the lateness has killed the series. If you follow Messiah Complex at all, it's pretty much spoiled who's not making it out of this one alive.

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 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
My heart wants to know if it sucks before buying it. I have a greedy heart.


Check out my review in....THE OTHER SIDE!!!

Yeah, that link above that no one every clicks. The one in the middle. That's it.


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My heart wants to know if it sucks before buying it. I have a greedy heart.


Check out my review in....THE OTHER SIDE!!!

Yeah, that link above that no one every clicks. The one in the middle. That's it.



I liked 'em. didn't always agree with 'em, but they were good reads.

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The Other Side link doesn't work. See how everything around here falls apart when Rob starts having regular sex?

My gripe with it was that it was so laden with symbology, that everything was so steeped in metaphor, that it started sucking its own arsehole. It was pointless tripe draped in a curtain of counter-pretension.

I had a whinge about it at the Millarworld forum ages ago, and was joined by a chorus of other reeaders who didn't get it, and Peter David got uppity and staretd bitching about how it was his best work ever and we were all fools not to understand it.

I pointed out that even James Joyce published a key to understand Ulysses, the most difficult but recognised as the best novel in the English language, and so why shouldn't David try and expain what this shit is supposed to mean. David never responded. And then DC dropped the series. Surprise surprise.


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I meant The Other Side. Fallen Angel, I've only read the very first issue. I did wiki it a while back to get an idea of what's gone on in the series.

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I'm...I'm checking out a thread I started? Whoa! Stop it tWOo!

Really man...like the Aflack Duck and Mopius, your little one-note gimmick is going to become old, fast...

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
your little one-note gimmick is going to become old, fast...



welcome to the rkmbs.


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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
I'm...I'm checking out a thread I started? Whoa! Stop it tWOo!

Really man...like the Aflack Duck and Mopius, your little one-note gimmick is going to become old, fast...


Can we still make "Rex' mom" jokes, or are those adding to the sand in your vagina?

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waitaminute. all the stuff youve been saying about rex's mom have been jokes? Heh, whops...


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Why must vaginal sand be involved if I think something if pointless?

Rex/Mom jokes are timeless and funny because the group, as a whole, made it so. They continue to be inventive, and can be applied to most any situation.

The Online Obsessor thing is just one of JLA's little jokes, but stretched into an entire running act. Like making a television series out of a commerical, or a single punchline of a stand-up act. It's funny, right at first. Then, you just constantly wait for someone to get the clue to move it along.

NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND OR DO I HAVE TO BECOME PISSY?!!!

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...where'd all this sand come from? And why is it coming out of my vagina?

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we were hoping u could tell us actually...


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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Why must vaginal sand be involved if I think something if pointless?

Rex/Mom jokes are timeless and funny because the group, as a whole, made it so. They continue to be inventive, and can be applied to most any situation.

The Online Obsessor thing is just one of JLA's little jokes, but stretched into an entire running act. Like making a television series out of a commerical, or a single punchline of a stand-up act. It's funny, right at first. Then, you just constantly wait for someone to get the clue to move it along.

NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND OR DO I HAVE TO BECOME PISSY?!!!


No, sir. Thank you, sir.

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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
...where'd all this sand come from? And why is it coming out of my vagina?


Lube.


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
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Why must vaginal sand be involved if I think something if pointless?

Rex/Mom jokes are timeless and funny because the group, as a whole, made it so. They continue to be inventive, and can be applied to most any situation.

The Online Obsessor thing is just one of JLA's little jokes, but stretched into an entire running act. Like making a television series out of a commerical, or a single punchline of a stand-up act. It's funny, right at first. Then, you just constantly wait for someone to get the clue to move it along.

NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND OR DO I HAVE TO BECOME PISSY?!!!


No, sir. Thank you, sir.

OOOH!!! Look! You made pearls!!!





Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
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Why must vaginal sand be involved if I think something if pointless?

Rex/Mom jokes are timeless and funny because the group, as a whole, made it so. They continue to be inventive, and can be applied to most any situation.

The Online Obsessor thing is just one of JLA's little jokes, but stretched into an entire running act. Like making a television series out of a commerical, or a single punchline of a stand-up act. It's funny, right at first. Then, you just constantly wait for someone to get the clue to move it along.

NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND OR DO I HAVE TO BECOME PISSY?!!!


No, sir. Thank you, sir.

OOOH!!! Look! You made pearls!!!




Offering you a pearl necklace seems a bit too obvious...





Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Why must vaginal sand be involved if I think something if pointless?

Rex/Mom jokes are timeless and funny because the group, as a whole, made it so. They continue to be inventive, and can be applied to most any situation.

The Online Obsessor thing is just one of JLA's little jokes, but stretched into an entire running act. Like making a television series out of a commerical, or a single punchline of a stand-up act. It's funny, right at first. Then, you just constantly wait for someone to get the clue to move it along.

NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND OR DO I HAVE TO BECOME PISSY?!!!


No, sir. Thank you, sir.

OOOH!!! Look! You made pearls!!!




Offering you a pearl necklace seems a bit too obvious...





Beat me to it...

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BTW, I'm trying to quit smoking. Again. Again again. So, you know...yeah...

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Why must vaginal sand be involved if I think something if pointless?

Rex/Mom jokes are timeless and funny because the group, as a whole, made it so. They continue to be inventive, and can be applied to most any situation.

The Online Obsessor thing is just one of JLA's little jokes, but stretched into an entire running act. Like making a television series out of a commerical, or a single punchline of a stand-up act. It's funny, right at first. Then, you just constantly wait for someone to get the clue to move it along.

NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND OR DO I HAVE TO BECOME PISSY?!!!


No, sir. Thank you, sir.

OOOH!!! Look! You made pearls!!!




Offering you a pearl necklace seems a bit too obvious...





Beat me to it...



Damn, I walked right into that one...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
BTW, I'm trying to quit smoking. Again. Again again. So, you know...yeah...


Dude, good luck with that. Seriously.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Why must vaginal sand be involved if I think something if pointless?

Rex/Mom jokes are timeless and funny because the group, as a whole, made it so. They continue to be inventive, and can be applied to most any situation.

The Online Obsessor thing is just one of JLA's little jokes, but stretched into an entire running act. Like making a television series out of a commerical, or a single punchline of a stand-up act. It's funny, right at first. Then, you just constantly wait for someone to get the clue to move it along.

NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND OR DO I HAVE TO BECOME PISSY?!!!

Lols grrrrsssss


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Thanks Harls! I'm now down from around 20 cigs a day to about 4 and a half. Once I get as far down as I can go without losing my mind, I'll start chewing Nicorette to help me the rest of the way.

I just stated this plainly in case immense sand starts pouring from my vagina...

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Thanks Harls! I'm now down from around 20 cigs a day to about 4 and a half. Once I get as far down as I can go without losing my mind, I'll start chewing Nicorette to help me the rest of the way.

I just stated this plainly in case immense sand starts pouring from my vagina...


If that happens, you can put your cigarettes out in it. Instead of putting out the cigs in the sand before it pours out. You're welcome for that mental image.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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That......hurts...

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See, I thought it was kinda funny...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
That......hurts...


Because of the quantity of sand that pours forth, or the size of each grain?


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Granular boulders and a vagina? You're just asking for the childbirth of a fat kid...

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Whats Joe gotta do with it?


What do you mean "Their origin was fine as it was"?
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Is that like the German word for snatch?


What do you mean "Their origin was fine as it was"?
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