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Having sex in the weightlessness of outer space is the stuff of urban legends and romantic fantasy — but experts say that there would be definite downsides as well.Spacesickness, for instance. And the difficulty of choreographing intimacy. And the potential for sweat and other bodily fluids to, um, get in the way.

There could be spooge just floating in the air!


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You know god damn well that astronauts screw.


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It's funny that they're worried about the pregnancy. Forget that, space sex is a good contraceptive!


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This thread makes me want to visit a zoo


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A thread about sex in outer space makes you want to visit the zoo?

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No, but a thread with a duck and a cow posting in it makes me wanna visit the zoo.


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Seriously... it's been like, 35 years since I went to a zoo.

I went with my sophomore science class in high school.

We all acted like we were too old and too cool to be impressed with the animals.


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No one is too old or too cool to be impressed by the animals.

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And tardguy makes another blog thread.


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 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
No one is too old or too cool to be impressed by the animals.


Heh, I know that now.


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Ewww... I rather see green Martian women...


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Sex in space means cum floating around everywhere.. yuck


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A girl who still looks good, even sucking a two-headed alien dragon-penis, and covered in green spooge... now that's a sexy woman!

Close encounters of the very weird and schlocky kind.

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Get a load of the alien wood on this guy!



Get it back in your pants there, Popeye...




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Thank you for the Star Trek pics, Holden!

That kinda makes up for those weird alien pics!


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Get a load of the alien wood on this guy!



Get it back in your pants there, Popeye...






that was a strange Outer Limits episode


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Thanks B-G.

I like your "kitty express" signature photo too.



Transportation of the future!


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 Originally Posted By: Holden McGroin

Thanks B-G.

I like your "kitty express" signature photo too.



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It's called " Monorail Cat."

There's two pics in that series and this is the better of the two.


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Never saw that episode with her...


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Never saw that episode with her...


The episode that showed the green girl was called " Court Martial."

It was a two parter, which contained a lot of footage form the original pilot episode of Star Trek, called " The Menagerie ", which ran over an hour long, so, being too long, it was added into " Court Martial."

It was a great two parter!


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Heh. That means that I've actually seen it, but forgotten her of all things.


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Them's are some fine green alien women!

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