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All puns welcome, no matter how Obama-nable.
This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.
"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe
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The cow goes moo!
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Keep your Mitts off Romney! 
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Stop beating around the bush. You know that I like to Barack and roll all night!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Obama, who aren't in office, hallowed may be thy pending victory..
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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Stop beating around the bush. You know that I like to Barack and roll all night! That was actually rather Hillary-ous. I wonder if more people are gonna join in, or if they're just Biden their time.
This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.
"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe
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Scooter-round and let me tell you a story about some Dick with a big gun and a surprising face-shot.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Reagan didn't like it when they put the Nixon his Star Wars plans.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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It doesn't look like all that much will be Cheney-ging any time soon.
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"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe
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The Ford died, so we had to take the truck...
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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Romney got Huckabeed from behind.
So I guess Mitt's not all-Romnipotent.
But if they don't stay sharp, they could both get a good McCaining.
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They zapped 'em with their Reagan, and, so as not to beat around the Bush, then they passed a law saying they could not sleep at night with a Teddy, and they bought a new car that looked very Sharp-ton with the money the got from kickbacks.
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I had a feeling this Paul-itics thread would get some action eventually.
This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.
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You ought to start a Science - Pun thread over in my forum - Deep Thoughts.
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Science isn't my field. Part of the Tancredo of the pun warrior is to stay in familiar territory.
Last edited by The Pun-isher; 2007-12-23 10:55 PM.
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Too bad.. I kinda feel that you would be a worthy Pun adversary in almost any subject!
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