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Holy shit! That was terrible!


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor


Holy shit! That was terrible!

You are!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
One more thing.

Iggy, you say that you didn't "betray" the the Insurgency. That is was a "mercy killing". But to what end? What were you hoping to avoid by killing it? That the two boards would be talking trash about the other? Is that the horrible fate you hoped to stop? Well, you closed the Insurgency (cause of invision) and yet the boards are still talking shit about the other. And you, in no small way, contribute to that with your insults towards us in your desperation to negate all the truthful things that we say about your dumbass.

So once again, you prove you're full of shit.


By mercy killing, I didn't mean to stop the two boards from talking trash about each other. There is no way to stop that. However, I could--and did--stop the war. It just got way too one-sided. It was like watching a boxing match where the referee just refused to call the match no matter how bloody and broken one of the pugilists was.

As far as talking shit goes, you are the one that still comes around here and makes it so damned easy, cupcake.

Oh, do you really think Invision shut down the boards? That is probably the most ignorant statement I have heard in quite awhile. I changed the name to Serious Interwebs. After you disappeared for a few days, I figured that you were gone from being picked on over there and pulled the plug completely. Neither you nor Ffag was able to do anything to get Invision to raise on god damned finger to intervene in all of this. Because, I'm sure, they saw it for the petty internet bullshit that it was and probably thought you were very deranged for even trying to get them to step-in on your behalf.

God, you are a complete fucktard with no grasp of what reality means.

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Next time, just cut to the chase...

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God, you are a complete fucktard with no grasp of what reality means.



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Wank and cry is like a retarded wild animal caught in a trap.
Rather than chew through the leg caught in the trap, it chews through all of its free legs first but cant quite bring itself to chew the one thats already fucked, so it ends up stuck, unable to tear itself away from the place that is causing it so much pain and anguish, while hurting itself at the same time!

































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Its also a gay animal!

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That sad tale should get made into a film!


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Holy shit! That was terrible!

You are!


The older version of just him and a harmonica are less unfunny than that whole dance number.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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The more I read Tommy's posts to Iggy, the more they sound like the begging and pleading of a jilted girlfriend. It's like Tommy can't accept that Iggy broke up with him so he's writing these notes to convince Iggy of his errors in hopes that Iggy will take Tommy back. Which makes Tommy sound that much more pathetic, really.

Tommy, Iggy doesn't love you anymore. He doesn't mind if you keep his letter jacket - you should have something to remember him by - but you need to stop trying to get him back. It's embarrassing and it freaks him out when you stand under his bedroom window with a boom box in your hands and play music to him. Also, even if he appreciated the gesture, "Rape Me" isn't a good choice for music.



So....... you're saying that Wankie is Iggy's Mocha?


Am I?


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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When is Wankys next child due then?

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He devours his young to look badass on t'interwebs!


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He could have another litter any day now.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Tommy actually gives birth to the offspring? I'm starting to understand all those mood swings now.


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Think about where the li'ler puppies are birthed from, and it's even clearer.


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His mangina??

I'm betting he's too much of an internet tough guy to opt for a C-Section!


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap,Jul 29 2008, 01:12 AM
[color=purple]Quickest reaction time yet!!!!!

Well, since you went through all the trouble of copying this to three different threads, I'll reply.

Really, you guys won.

[color=green]Actually, every time you or one of the other RKMBers contradict yourselves and your attitude that nothing said on the internet has any significance by responding to one of our posts, yeah, I consider that as a win in our column. Also, everytime you or one of the RKBMers betray your ideal that nothing said on the internet has any significance by responding to one of our posts...an angel gets its wings.[/color]

Can't wait to see that rationalization. Last I saw, you were all crying foul and running off to another board.

[color=green]As opposed to what? Staying at the Insurgency under your "leadership"? Yeah, I think we made the right decision.[/color]

You say betrayal. I say mercy killing. Sure, one could chalk it up to subjectivity. Well, if not for the fact that you guys live in fantasy land.

[color=green]Nothing subjective about it. You were a volunteer in our "cause", a trusted member of our inner circle and the founder of our board. You ratted us out and aided and abetted the "enemy. Nothing subjective at all. It was a betrayal. Anything else is a rationalization or a delusion. As for living in "fantasy land", I'd rather live there than in a pool of my own vomit while slumped over in an alley somewhere as so many drunks are wont to do.[/color]

Yes, everyone ran over here to defend Whomod's daughter against a sinister alt. Sure, I'll buy it. Why not?

[color=green]You sure as hell should buy it, you joined us for that very reason, remember? Back when you had a spine and functioning soul you voluntarily joined us in our raid to help us support whomod. Unless, of course, you were pulling your Judas act as far back as that. [/color]

Let's just remember that Halo ran over here even faster because he saw a chance at revenge.

[color=green]Maybe. Maybe not. I can't read Halo's mind, but the way it was presented to me and so far as I know to the rest of the Insurgents, was to defend whomod based on the precedent set by Starheart1976. [/color]

Okay, so let's say that Whomod had nothing to do with the raid. Then, which Insurgent went combing through here and found the Whomod's Daughter alt? The only other possibility would be Tommy combing through here looking for a chance at revenge over the whole Green Lantern thing. So, either Whomod ran to the Insurgency bitching about the alt which led to the raid or Tommy found it and used it as a reason to get revenge. You can't have it both ways, Zzap. Which is it?

[color=green]See my response above. Halo brought it to the attention of the Insurgency, not whomod. If he did it for revenge, he never mentioned it to me. Frankly, if it was for revenge, then that's on Halo. I know I wouldn't have gone to his defense for that reason. Whomod's daughter is another thing entirely. If Halo lied/tricked all of us (including you, by the way)...well what can you do? He got us to do what he wanted. Yup, the guy you all refer to as "Halotard" was smart enough to pull all of our strings, (again, your strings included), as our puppet master. I just don't see that as being the case. But then you already know all this. You read all the posts for yourself and based on what you saw, made a voluntary decision to help us support whomod. Remember? So, why the ambiguity? Why all these "questions"? Don't you remember reading all that stuff?[/color]

And, Zzap, I thanked you at the time for the help. But, I also told you that I am more of the DIY type. That being the case, I handled the problem myself.

[color=green]Indeed. I'm both glad and a little surprised you remember and admit that I extended my hand in friendship to you in that way; way above and beyond what most people would do for someone they knew only from the internet, (see the similarity here between what I did for you and what I did for whomod?)And who is there to say that had you accepted some help your life wouldn't be even better than it is today? I'm sure I don't need to quote you statistics about success vs. recidivism rates back into alcoholism, especially in regards to when the alcoholic goes it alone vs. assisted by a support system. Or do I?[/color]

BTW, glad to see that your friendships trump your family. [/color]

[color=green]Man, this argument is just annoyingly lame. My relationship with my children is far, far more secure than any you may have experienced. In fact, based on what I've seen of your actions and the actions of the entire RKMBoard, I'm confident in saying that my relationship with my children is not something you or they can fathom. It's a relationship based on love, honesty, trust and a mutual understanding and agreement about what is important in life. I can assure you that as a family we agree that friends are important, sticking up for friends is very important and defending those that can't defend themselves is of utmost importance. Maybe chalk that last one up to being Jewish. Regardless, in point of fact, when I told my son that he would be having a friend over so that I could spend time online defending a friend whose baby daughter was attacked, he had no problem with it. That's the kind of family I was raised in and the family that I'm raising.

Good luck trying to understand that. [/color]

Zzap!

P.S. Or, you and/or Joe could just give us another win by responding. Your choice. :39: \:\)

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Oh jeez, this is like fucking grade-school. Stop playing with your pigtails and passing notes long enough and tell the pussy to come post himself. What a bunch of fucking girls...

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And the winning continues.

Why don't they just stop responding? Why does it bother them so much what we say on our boards? Is it possible that comments made on the interweb actually do have some meaning?

More importantly, perhaps, why don't they realize yet that they've been set up? Didn't it occur to ANY of them that we've been pulling their strings again and getting them to respond is our measure of victory because it belies their strongly held belief?

Wow.

Oh well. Let the games continue.

Zzap!

P.S. Now watch them claim that our winning is still bullshit and I made up the whole thing about our setting them up to do what we wanted (i.e. respond to the posts made about them on our boards). It's the exact same thing their "Pariah" tried to pull when Halo and I smacked him around. They just don't like it when we refuse to play by their rules and they sure as hell can't handle playing by ours.

P.P.S. Any bets on how long it will take one of our "response monkeys" to reply?

P.P.P.S. Kudos to Halo for coining the term "response monkeys".

Awww crap! I enjoyed the continued pwnage so much that I plum forgot to respond to The Brothel comment.

"the only two individuals that seemed to take the whole thing seriously was zzap and halo. and, really, the mere fact that they took it seriously means they "lost". sure, everyone jumped in and said stuff, on both sides. but those two were obsessed with it -- clearly halo still is. and that is the very definition of losing an "internet war"

I can't speak for Halo, or anyone else, but it's readily apparent that many others on both sides took their involvement very seriously. And, about the only things I took seriously were my commitment to whomod and my friends at the Insurgency and their faith in me as the leader of the raid. Too bad we were betrayed before we ever had a chance to try my plans.

But, I'm certain that cheating is considered a form of high art at the RKMB's so I'm quite content that we didn't lower ourselves to their level in order to gain any satisfaction.

Zzap!

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If responding means you win and we keep getting posts like these, I have not problem letting you guys 'win'.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Change the rules ever how many times you have to. "Winning" means you have to taunt us from a locked down message board after we took your old one. No problem...

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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Hey! We responded! Where the fuck is our next post? I demand to be entertained.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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He responded to me. I guess my dictionary definitions put a bee in his bonnet.

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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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during deep-throat, I hear.


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Joe wants to deep throat the sikkbone.


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 Originally Posted By: Black Machismo
Joe wants to deep throat the sikkbone.


I suppose it's a good thing that Tommy has that job covered.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Sikkbones...are you planning on dumping poor li'l Tommy? Can't you see that this may be the one failure that finally kills him???

Dump away, boyo.


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Sikkbones...are you planning on dumping poor li'l Tommy? Can't you see that this may be the one failure that finally kills him???

Dump away, boyo.


i just got off the toilet... i think about Dumping Halo everytime i take a shit.


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 Originally Posted By: Black Machismo
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Sikkbones...are you planning on dumping poor li'l Tommy? Can't you see that this may be the one failure that finally kills him???

Dump away, boyo.


i just got off thinking about Halo.


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
during deep-throat, I hear.


But I can't brush my teeth without gagging!!


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 Originally Posted By: Queenie
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during deep-throat, I hear.


But I can't brush my teeth without gagging!!


I can't talk on the telephone without gagging! Probably has something to do with shoving the phone past my larynx, though.


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on a related note, halo82 has admitted to not having a gag reflex... use it as you will.


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