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A (((HUG))) and something inspirational since I can sense your having a bad time of things lately. 
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I'm allergic to cats you fucking douche.
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The last time I was around a cat I broke out in hives and my throat started to close up. I could have died. Fuck you mem.
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This explains why you broke up with beard guy I guess
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To be honest, I'm a lot more concerned about all those cats' eyes glaring at me, like I'm holding the last bit of Meow Mix in the world. This is cruel and unusual punishment, Man who eats matter. But hey, all's fair in love and "broken", right?
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
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In my defense, I truly didn't know Rex was highly allergic to cats. I feel bad that I inadvertently used kitties to trigger a terrible memory for Rex.
Besides I did post a pic of some puppies afterwards.
Everyone likes puppies right?
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Snarf tried to look at this thread, but can't see the picture. Even photos of pussies avoid him.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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How about this Rex... 
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That's a muthafuckin' MIRACLE!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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That settles it. M E M is actually Beardguy's alt! After all these years...  ...who would have guessed? Seriously, I miss having Beardguy here, and this reminded me of him.
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In my defense, I truly didn't know Rex was highly allergic to cats.
I feel bad that I inadvertently used kitties to trigger a terrible memory for Rex.
Besides I did post a pic of some puppies afterwards.
Everyone likes puppies right? I'm highly allergic to cats also, but I still love the the furry critters. I just wash my hands after I pet them.
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When I posted the rainbow pic it reminded me of beardguy.
This really wasn't a good place for him I think. Wonder what beardguy is up to these days?
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Probably a black guys ass.
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it's starting to even look like a triple rainbow!
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mem, if you wanted to cheer me up (something you could never do because I don't give a shit about you) you could learn to think for yourself and stop obeying hateful websites like media matters and raw.
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I bet that made you feel better.
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You heard the man. Think for yourself and don't I win again broken your way out of this snarf hate argument. You're starting to sound like 3/4 of a mindless drone.
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
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Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
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I have no idea what I just said. So here's a bunny with a pancake on its head. 
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When I posted the rainbow pic it reminded me of beardguy.
This really wasn't a good place for him I think. Wonder what beardguy is up to these days? I should PM him again. And Snarf.
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I have no idea what I just said. So here's a bunny with a pancake on its head. Is this inspirational?
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Cats are tiny women in little fur coats.
They're unpredictable and moody, they leave their hair everywhere, they do what they want and rarely listen to you. When you want to play, they want to be alone. When you want to be alone, they want to play. And they expect you to cater to their every whim.
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
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Cats are tiny women in little fur coats. We really do not want to know your justifications for bestiality.
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You should discuss video game systems in the proper forum.
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
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Don't Say a Word
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Michael Douglas stars as a renowned New York City shrink who must extract the whereabouts of some hidden bank loot from the mind of a violent and catatonic mental patient (Brittany Murphy). If he doesn't get it by five o'clock, his kidnapped daughter is history. Famke Janssen and Sean Bean co-star in this suspenseful amalgam of Girl, Interrupted and Ransom that spawned Murphy's creepy mantra: "I'll never tell."
Genre:Psychological Thrillers, Suspense
This movie is:Suspenseful, Gritty
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April Lady
Queen
She won our hearts the arts she loved
Is painting pictures for free
When she was done she hung them up
For all the children to see
Goodbye April lady
It's been good to have you around
Goodbye April lady
You've done a lot for the folks in this town
The children learned to read
She strung their beads
It's sorry she was the one
As you can see isn't she good
She don't leave nothing undone
Goodbye April lady
It's been good to have you around
Goodbye April lady
You've done a lot for the folks in this town
She taught them all to love
She was their cream
And we don't want her to go
But we know too well
She fell in love
And there's no stopping her so
Goodbye April lady
It's been good to have you around
Goodbye April lady
You've done a lot for the folks in this town
Goodbye April lady...
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Pretend this is one of those hyperallergellic kittys Rex. The cuteness of this will overwhelm you.... 
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I'm beginning to thing that you taking it up the ass is one of the least gay things you do.
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Tell me more, your expertise on gayness is one I respect.
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Although it would be more impressive if you were in musical theatre and had a Target discount.
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A: Spare Change You Can Believe In!
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Forum: off topic and offensive posts
Thread: Just for Rex
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Pistol Of Fire
Kings Of Leon
Pistol of fire x 3
Shattered the frame
Go hug your sister
Go love your sister
Go hug your sister
One in the same
Higher, where is it you want to take me?
Higher, where is it you want to go?
Higher, wrapping up the morning's coming
Aiyah, home before the rooster crows
I feel the water
Out in the cool grass
Down in the meadow
Under the tree
It's gonna tickle
You're gonna giggle
It's gonna tickle
Tickle for free
Higher, where is it you want to take me?
Higher, where is it you want to go?
Higher, wrapping up the morning's coming
Higher, home before the rooster crows
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Types of Orgasm
Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S’moregasms
Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms
Sex on the beach = Shoregasms
Sex when you get an award = Honogasms
Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms
Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms
Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms
Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms
Sex in the vicinity of garbage can = odorgasms
Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms
Sex that isn’t very satisfying = there’s the doorgasms
Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms
Sex using plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms
Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms
Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms
Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms
Sex with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms
Sex with a competitive partner = scoregasms
Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms
Sex with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms
Sex with the host of a horrible t.v. show = Pauly Shoregasms
Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms
Sex while flying = Soargasms
Sex with a bugle player = Horngasms
Sex with an astronaut who didn’t make it into space = Abortgasms
Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms
Sex with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms
Sex with a person who’s got a really bad hairdo = Pompadoregasms
Sex with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms
Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms
Sex with a big dog = Labradorgasms
Sex with Beavs and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms
Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms
Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms
Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms
Sex with a construction worker = Contractorgasms
Sex at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms
Sex with a person who examines dead bodies = Coronergasms
Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms
Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms
Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms
Sex with Frankenstein’s assistant = Igorgasms
Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms
Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms
Sex when resistance is futile = Borggasms
Sex without a climax = Nogasms
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