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Hey Pro, would you be interested in hiring/adopting a Filipino gardener? How are you with house plants? And handjobs?
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He has very small hands.
perfect for you then
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I don't think your small hands are that funny, man. Not funny at all. How shameful you are for trying to mislead me.
Send me your Bank Account information, and I'll consider forgiving you...
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Hey Pro, would you be interested in hiring/adopting a Filipino gardener? How are you with house plants? And handjobs? he's an expert at giving handjobs to house plants!
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 GET OFF MY KOOL-AID!!! grape or cherry? hurm. . .
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GET OFF MY KOOL-AID!!! grape or cherry? hurm. . . " CHERRY! Like me!!!" - King Snarf
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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wtf grape? Purple Drink, motherfuckers!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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 Hugs are awesome.
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wtf grape? Purple Drink, motherfuckers! Chappelle is a god. That stand-up was his best. And you are my new favorite sentient being...
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Liar! I've always held that title.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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wtf grape? Purple Drink, motherfuckers! 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Liar! I've always held that title. Then you are my old sentient being. I think we need to let you meet my wife.......and I'll watch... 
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