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I think he means he has got fat!
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I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. Oh my, you really are the dramatic one. You must have some female friends who can talk to you and give you some pointers and tips. Don't take this the wrong way, but the last thing any woman will want is someone so down on themselves and full of self pity, that they let it show through. Even if you do feel this way, you need to start thinking more positively, and approach things in a much more light hearted and less serious way. A sensitive man is good, but he should be sensitive to a womans needs, not sensitive about himself...it is a real turn off.  Bear in mind that pathetic rambling was made almost 5 years ago. I've grown since then... IN MY PANTS! I'd ask why you're making sexual advances to yourself, Snarf, but the question basically answers itself.
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. Oh my, you really are the dramatic one. You must have some female friends who can talk to you and give you some pointers and tips. Don't take this the wrong way, but the last thing any woman will want is someone so down on themselves and full of self pity, that they let it show through. Even if you do feel this way, you need to start thinking more positively, and approach things in a much more light hearted and less serious way. A sensitive man is good, but he should be sensitive to a womans needs, not sensitive about himself...it is a real turn off. Bear in mind that pathetic rambling was made almost 5 years ago. I've grown since then... IN MY PANTS!  And you wonder why people mock you? Rise above it.
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I'll rise above it all right...
IN MY PANTS!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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I'll rise above it all right...
IN MY PANTS! You must be referring to your gut, lardass...
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I think he means he has got fat!
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A size 38 waistline is hardly fat. It ain't skinny, I'll grant you that, but it ain't fat either.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Keep telling yourself that, tubby...
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He's got a bigger waiste line than me, the fat cunt!
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A mere, in between meals, snack.
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A size 38 waistline is hardly fat. It ain't skinny, I'll grant you that, but it ain't fat either. Hardly fat? i haven't exactly got a small frame, and I'm a 28.
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As long as I don't have to turn sideways to get through a door, then I'm not fat.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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It's an alt, no one is that stupid.
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Cause of course, fat people tend to only widen at the hips dont they.
I mean, its not like their gut grows even bigger is it.
Fucking tard!
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It's an alt, no one is that stupid. I waiting for the Great Drzsmith to log in one day, and taunt us for falling for this epic trolling...
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I actually got into fights with some of Doc's alts. He was that good. If someone could pull this off it's him.
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As long as I don't have to turn sideways to get through a door, then I'm not fat. I turn sideways to get through doors all the time. Of course, the doors are--maybe--halfway open but the point still stands. You obviously don't understand skinny skills do ya, fatty? Or, you know, sneaking into all-women dorms. 
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I still think Oakley is Drz Rob once slipped up and called Oakers, "Kristogar" once...
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I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. Jesus, tv was boring tonight so I read this! Great fucking comedy!!
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You cried for 15 minutes over a woman you just met? Thats just pathetic. You should never cry over a woman you just met, unless she kicked you in the nuts. 
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I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. He's a real gentleman. He reminds me of Saint Paul, one of the dullest towns in America.
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I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
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Yahoo Sat Dec 26 2009 05:44 PM Reading a post
Forum: Women
Thread: No woman will ever want me.
Even Yahoo laughs at you, Snarf!
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I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. 
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This may be the greatest thread evah.
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Snarf took this photo of the women he was chatting up! 
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I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! kill yourself!
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All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. At least I'll never be ass-deep in child support payments. How do you get laid, by the way? I've tried every Fat Albert shirt in my wardrobe.
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I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. Oh my, you really are the dramatic one. You must have some female friends who can talk to you and give you some pointers and tips. Don't take this the wrong way, but the last thing any woman will want is someone so down on themselves and full of self pity, that they let it show through. Even if you do feel this way, you need to start thinking more positively, and approach things in a much more light hearted and less serious way. A sensitive man is good, but he should be sensitive to a womans needs, not sensitive about himself...it is a real turn off. Whatever happened to Snarfs 'girlfriend'?
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