RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts The Revenge of Frank Burns.

Just keep smiling and pretending you're happy, and then maybe after you've convinced everyone else that you are, you can convince yourself.

Sometimes pain becomes such a huge part of your life that you expect it to always be there, because you cant remember a time in you life when it wasnt. But then one day you feel something else. Something that feels wrong only because its so unfamiliar, and in that moment you realize youre happy.

If someone comes into your life and becomes a part of you, but for some reason he couldn't stay, don't cry too much...just be glad that your paths crossed and somehow he made you happy even for a while.

The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything

The Great Wall of China was built to keep Herman Cain out. It doesn’t work.

Herman Cain invented tea and parties.

Herman Cain had cancer once, but he told it to go away and get a real job, and it did.

A 15 min call to Herman Cain will save you 15% on your federal deficit.

Herman Cain stopped for gas in South Carolina and inadvertently won a Primary debate.

One day a liberal heckler called Herman Cain’s radio show. His phone melted.

Herman Cain is the reason that clouds have silver linings.

Herman Cain knows who let the dogs out, and has punished him appropriately.

Herman Cain did not grow up in the south. Herman Cain has always been grown up.

When Godfather Pizza was going broke, Herman Cain told the pizza to start tasting better, and it did.

Herman Cain doesn’t just complain about the weather. He does something about it.

When Herman Cain was a boy, he cut down his father’s cherry tree. Then he put it back together, and it bore many cherries.

Herman’s parents did not name him. When he was born, he turned to the doctor, shook his hand, and said “I’m Herman Cain, pleasure to meet you”

Herman Cain once killed three birds with one stone. They deserved it.

Herman Cain doesn’t want to cut taxes. He wants to puree them into pizza sauce with parmesan and basil to make it taste good.

Herman Cain is suing the producers of the movie “Gone in Sixty Seconds” for stealing the name of his deficit reduction plan.

When someone is between a rock and a hard place its usually because Herman Cain has them surrounded.

One day Superman asked Herman Cain for an autograph, but Herman Cain was too busy saving the world.

Herman Cain put Humpty Dumpty back together again. Then he told him to get a job.


  One time someone brought a teleprompter to a speech for Herman Cain to use. He used it. As a pizza tray.

Herman Cain is not politically correct. He is just correct. Always.

riots


2011 - Riots in Greater Noida, Uttar Pradesh, India, 4 killed.
2011 - Riots in Metlaoui, Tunisia, 3 dead and 90 wounded.
2011 - Riots in Mogadishu, Somalia, 2 killed.
2011 - Riots in El Rodeo I prison, Caracas, Venezuela, 19 killed.
2011 - Stanley Cup Riot in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada after the Vancouver Canucks lost to the Boston Bruins[

riots

2011 - Riots in Taloqan, Takhar province, Afghanistan, at least 12 killed and 80 injured.
2011 - Riots in Tbilisi, Georgia, 2 killed, 20 injured.
2011 - Riots in Choucha refugee camp, Tunisia, at least 2 killed.
2011 - Riots in Sri Lanka, 1 killed, at least 200 wounded.

2011 - Riots in Cairo, Egypt, between Muslims and Christians, 12 dead.
2011 - Riots in Hesarak District, Nangarhar province, Afghanistan, 1 killed, 3 wounded.
2011 - Riots on Israel's borders, at least 12 killed and dozens injured.
2011 - Riots in West Bengal, India, at least 8 people killed in post-election violence.

2011 - Riots in Diyarbakir, Turkey, 1 killed.
2011 - Riots in Tyre, Lebanon, 2 killed.
2011 - Riots in Mansa, Luapula Province, Zambia, 3 people were burned to death.
2011 - Riots in Nigeria, at least 500 killed in post-election rioting.
2011 - Riots in Kampala, Uganda, at least 5 dead and 100 injured

2011 - Prison riot in Rumieh prison, Lebanon, 2 dead.
2011 - Riot in Parwan province, Afghanistan, 1 killed.
2011 - Riots in Uganda, at least 3 killed.
2011 - Riots in Yemen, more than 100 people have died in two months of protests.[
2011 - Riots in Jaitapur, Maharashtra, India, 1 killed, more than 50 injured

2011 - Riots in Jessore, Bangladesh, 1 dead and at least 30 others injured.
2011 - Riots in Cairo, Egypt, 2 killed and at least 15 wounded.
2011 - Prison riot in Rumieh prison, Lebanon, 2 dead.
2011 - Riot in Parwan province, Afghanistan, 1 killed.
2011 - Riots in Uganda, at least 3 killed.

2011 - Riots in Sanaa, Yemen, 42 people had died and at least 300 were injured according to doctors.
2011 - Prison Riot in Hyderabad, Pakistan, 7 dead.
2011 - Riots in Nigeria, at least 70 people have been killed.
2011 - Riots in Mazar-e Sharif and Kandahar, Afghanistan, at least 13 people have been killed.
2011 - Riots in Jessore, Bangladesh, 1 dead and at least 30 others injured

2011 - Riots in Tunis, Tunisia, 3 killed.
2011 - Miners riot in Peru, at least 2 killed.
2011 - Riots in Cairo, Egypt, between Muslims and Christians, at least 13 people died and 140 were injured.
2011 - Riot in Kissidougou, Guinea, at least 3 dead.
2011 - Prison riot in Tikrit, Iraq, 2 dead, 14 wounded.
2011 - Riots in Syria, at least 60 killed.

2011 - Riots in Manama, Bahrain, at least 10 killed, 92 civilians, 50 security forces injured.
2011 - Riots in Sulaimaniya, Iraqi Kurdistan, two killed.
2011 - Riots in Al Hoceima, Morroco, 5 killed.[151]
2011 - Riots in Libya, at least 24 people killed.
2011 - Riots in Iraq, at least 13 killed.
2011 - Riots in Yemen, 24 killed

2011 - Riots in Lebanon, following the fall of Saad Hariri's government.
2011 - Riots in Egypt, at least 846 killed.
2011 - Riots in Tafawa Balewa, Nigeria, 4 killed.
2011 - Prison riot in Sao Luis, Brazil, 6 dead.
2011 - Religious riot in Banten, Indonesia, at least 6 killed

2011 - Riots in Assam, Meghalaya, Northeast India, 4 dead.
2011 - Riots in Arusha, Tanzania, 2 dead and nine people injured.
2011 - Riots in Algeria, 2 dead and four hundred people injured in riots linked to food price increases and unemployment.
2011 - Riots in Tunisia, at least 219 killed.
2011 - Riots in Jos, Nigeria, more than 30 people dead.

2010 - Riots in Bangladesh, at least 3 killed and dozens more have been injured.
2010 - Ethnic riots in Moscow, Russia, 29 injured.
2010 - Riots in Ivory Coast, at least 20 people have been killed.
2010 - Riots in the Constitución neighborhood, Buenos Aires, Argentina.
2010 - Riots in Tunisia, 1 dead and several people injured.

2010 - Riots in Haiti, 2 dead.
2010 - Riots in Cairo, Egypt, 2 dead.
2010 - Riots in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, at least 25 people have been killed.
2010 - Riots in Ivory Coast, at least 3 killed.
2010 - More student riots in London. Twelve police officers were injured with six requiring hospital treatment. 43 protesters injured, and 26 arrests made. several buildings were attacked, including the Treasury, the Supreme Court and Topshop. The Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall car came under attack, smashing the window of the car and covered in paint.
2010 - Riots in Buenos Aires, Argentina, at least 3 killed

2010 - Riots in Karachi, Pakistan, at least 33 killed.
2010 - Prison riot in Haiti, 3 killed.
2010 - Riots in Cross River State, Nigeria, at least 30 killed.
2010 - Riots in Western Sahara, 11 dead.
2010 - Riot in Maranhão, Brazil, 18 dead.
2010 - Student riots in London, 14 injured, 35 arrested, Conservative head office damaged by protestors.[118] Goldsmiths College's UCU (lecturers union) issue statement in support of all demonstrators: "The real violence in this situation relates not to a smashed window but to the destructive impact of the cuts.

2010 - Riots in Afghanistan, 2 killed.
2010 - Riots in Karachi, Pakistan, 17 dead.
2010 - Riots in Ecuador, 3 killed, 50 injured.
2010 - Riots in East Kalimantan, Indonesia, 5 dead.
2010 - Prison Riots in Venezuela, 16 killed.
2010 - Belgrade anti-gay riot, 78 police officers and 17 civilians injured.