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thanks guys! yeah we're all three pretty wiped - it was a taxing day for all parties concerned... Obama and his evil Democrat cronies are even taxing days now. -Dave the Wonderboy 
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congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Sammitch! oh, Captain and Mrs. Sammitch! 
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Way to procreate, Philsy! Can't wait to meet her!
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Congratulations Sammitch for the kid, and Chewy for being so dreamy.
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THE CHOSEN ONE HAS BEEN BORN!! HEIR APPARENT TO PRE-2005!! THE POWER IS HERS!!
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Sorry, JLA. There can be only one.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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6lbs 8oz, 19in. Wait. Please don't tell me she shares a birthday with JLA. Still don't won't to share any cake with SoM, eh?
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SOMEDAY I WILL HAVE CAKE.
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Sorry, JLA. There can be only one. post-2005 paul mandral versus a nineteen-hour-old child, for all the marbles... been nice knowin ya, paulie.
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(she has demonstrated a profound ability to stare)
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(the visual acuity of the average newborn is approximately 20/400. having her eyes open counts as blank staring.)
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(she has demonstrated a profound ability to stare) I think I may have become way too desensitized considering the first joke that popped into my head on reading that last post.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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(she has demonstrated a profound ability to stare) "That's because she was stillborn."
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Yeah, too tasteless, even for me.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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you can't unload a truckload of watermelons with a pitchfork!  <__< >__> so this guy walks into a talent agent's office with his wife and two kids and dog and says "hey, buddy, have I got an act for you! what happens is
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After a friend of mine got married, he was talking about how his life had somehow started turning into a 90's sitcom and that his catchphrase would be, "Uh-oh! Josh's in trouble!" When his daughter was born, we extended that to him being an incompetent dad who'd lead to the death of his kid in humorous ways. Each episode would end with him in the back of the police car in cuffs, sadly saying his catchphrase to the camera.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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it's got more mileage as a catchphrase than "hey! wha happen?"
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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I remember one scenario was him taking her to the petting zoo but winding up at an illegal dogfight by mistake.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Yeah, too tasteless, even for me. Not for me!
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Congratulations Sammitch. When does she meet Aunt Mocha and her brown brother? 
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"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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6lbs 8oz, 19in. Congratulations......let the 2am feedings commence!! 
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2am... and 3:30am... and 5am... this kid's stomach is smaller than a golf ball, and it empties just as fast as it fills up. about 4 this morning I was helping jackie change the baby's diaper and as soon as the wall of odor hit me I thought of nothing so much as the scene in raiders where the nazis open the ark. 
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2am... and 3:30am... and 5am... this kid's stomach is smaller than a golf ball, and it empties just as fast as it fills up. about 4 this morning I was helping jackie change the baby's diaper and as soon as the wall of odor hit me I thought of nothing so much as the scene in raiders where the nazis open the ark. DON'T LOOK MARION!!! KEEP YOUR EYES SHUT!!!
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