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I love this 1977 cover from AMAZING WORLD OF DC COMICS # 17, by Al Weiss:
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I know it's perfectly innocent, but with amusement, I read into it that old Shazam is pretty frickin' turned on by having Mary Marvel sit in his lap, thinking: "Sha-ZAM" !!!
Leave it to my overly tired and warped brain to go the gutter route and not think of any other 'meaning' for that cover.  I should go to bed.
It's a rented tux ok? I'm not going comando in another man's fatigues.
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And here's a big, fat bumperoonie from the gal who's written some pretty NAUGHTY stuff in her time. 
BTW, we used that Alan Weiss piece as our May "Pic of the Month" over on the Marvels of SHAZAM!
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Hey, Shazamgrrl's here ! Welcome to the RKMB boards, it's really great to have you here. Now we're cookin'. Glad I'm not alone in appreciating that AWODDC cover he did. I think it really captures the personality, fun and camaraderie of the Marvel Family. I was thinking a really fun and playfully suggestive story would be one where Captain Marvel (the 15-year-old kid in a man's body) loses his viginity in a JLI/JLE style story. Holy moley !! Maybe afterwards, instead of a cigarrette, they could share a glass of warm milk and some cookies. --------------------  "This Man, This Wonder Boy..."
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A's left hand is funny  .
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I was thinking a really fun and playfully suggestive story would be one where Captain Marvel (the 15-year-old kid in a man's body) loses his viginity in a JLI/JLE style story.
Holy moley !!
Maybe afterwards, instead of a cigarrette, they could share a glass of warm milk and some cookies. 
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Welp, someone got on their computer and beat me to that one. It's on Adult Fan Fiction under "Justice League", titled "The Captain and the Canary". Would you settle for me writing Billy's first time at 18?
One caveat: the author who wrote "The Captain and the Canary" has posted quite a few other stories that have the same themes, character lines and actions, especially with anal sex. They read like they've been written from a template.
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BTW, I'm posting that story here: Superhero Shangri-La
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A whole new venue to explore... 
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I couldn't get the Superhero Shangra-La link to work, Shazamgrrl. Maybe it's temporarily down.
But I like the idea of a story where Capt Marvel loses his virginity. I picture him all redfaced with initial embarrassment, and then getting excited and into it, with a lot of funny/innocent facial expressions.
I favor a playfully suggestive (rather than an explicit) approach with Cap.
With some similarities to a scene where Matthew Broderick's character loses his virginity in the movie Biloxi Blues.
Man, what a funny movie ! With a great cast.
I'm not into the whole anal sex portayal, especially for an old fashioned character like Captain Marvel.
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When the Floronic Man gets a woody... is it real wood ? 
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It's a rented tux ok? I'm not going comando in another man's fatigues.
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Wednesday said:A's left hand is funny. I finally figured out what you're referring to, Wedneday. The positioning of A's left hand is rather... suggestive.
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My fault for thinking this was over, but oh well. Here's my two cents.
Why don't superheroes have sex?
Because it's way down the list.
Because some people have a hard time having open discussions with the ones they're acquainted with, and assume telling 50 other uninvolved people is going to make things any better. Anything you say to them just goes in one ear and over the back fence, and doesn't always come around back to you. Yet, when it comes to letting their guards down with each other, it doesn't happen.
It's like those people who used to call that MTV show "Loveline" with stuff like "My girlfriend of three years just asked me if I'd like to join the Columbia Record Club. How do I tell her 'no thank you, sweetie pumpkin' without upsetting her?"
It's so September 10th.
Some of them, unfortunately, are masked superheroes.
It's called expression and sharing of thoughts an feelings. It's merely a way of keeping you from scratching your head and wondering why I hadn't seen you online in what seemed like ages, among other things. It's also what you time and time again advised me to do with others. Maybe if you took your mask off and glanced in the mirror once a millennia you wouldn't be in the predicament you're in. Now you claim I'm "dumping my thoughts on you", even though you continue to "dump" certain thoughts on me about your predicament, knowing where I stand on the whole situation which is still going nowhere fast, day after day, year after year, and you broadcast that claim and much else about ME right here, dragging the internet into this? Why don't you just sell tickets while you're at it?
I could go on also, but I won't. Heck, at this rate I'll probably see the rest of this on Montel, with the people involved in the back room completely oblivious to what awaits them.
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Nah, Montel wouldn't touch this with a ten-yard pole.
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Does anyone remember in CEREBUS, with the Woman Thing and Sump Thing (issues 23-25, which parody Man-Thing and Swamp Thing, and the Marvel/DC rivalry regarding which created their character first).  And the two beasts begin a collossal fight, which turns into... something else... SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK ! CEREBUS: " 'Battling?' Cerebus doesn't think 'battling' is quite the word you're looking for... " 
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SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK
SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK!
"Sounds" juicy and bacteria-ridden...
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Does anyone remember in CEREBUS, with the Woman Thing and
Sump Thing (issues 23-25, which parody Man-Thing and Swamp
Thing, and the Marvel/DC rivalry regarding which created
their character first).
And the two beasts begin a collossal fight, which turns
into... something else...
SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK
SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK
SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK SHLUCK !
CEREBUS: " 'Battling?' Cerebus doesn't think 'battling'
is quite the word you're looking for... "
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Yeah, great stuff, Shazamgrrl. CEREBUS has a lot of great sexual humor. Another I recently read was "Swamp Pud" in ANTON'S DREKBOOK, that has pornographic versions of a number of comics characters and genres, although this one is clearly of Alan Moore's SWAMP THING and Abigail Cable. From the story:
SWAMP PUD:
"I must f--k the Earth."
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"I must bury my root in the swampy moss !!"
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"Fertilize the rich loam with my Giant-size Man-Thing!"
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"AHHH! AHHH!"
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SPURT ! Anton Drek is the pseudonym used by Don Simpson when he does pornographic comics. He also does a WENDY WHITEBREAD: UNDERCOVER SLUT series that I've seen advertised but never read, about a rather adventuresome lady police detective. The books I like Don Simpson best for are his MEGATON MAN series ( a great tribute/parody of 60's Marvel, particularly spoofing the Lee/Kirby FF run). And BORDERLANDS, a science fiction series (which also had some very graphic sex scenes.) And Simpson's story I mentioned earlier, from ANYTHING GOES # 2, "Pictopia", written by Alan Moore.
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In Action Comics Weekly #620, there's a Blackhawk story that gets quite steamy after a while. Almost could make one wish for an indoor swimming pool, even though the coloring was terrible.
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I remember there was some major sex going on in the 1988 three-issue BLACKHAWK miniseries by Chaykin. Nice art, but a rather choppy and incoherent story.    Although there's always some major sex going on in Chaykin's stories. Chaykin also has a thing for pulp-era style heroes in double breasted suits, including: "Iron-wolf" in WEIRD WORLDS 8-10(1973), THE SCORPION 1-3 from Seaboard-Atlas (1975), A short piece in EPIC ILLUSTRATED # 2 (1980), THE SWORDS OF HEAVEN THE FLOWERS OF HELL graphic novel(1979), THE STARS MY DESTINATION graphic novel(1979-1980), Dominic Fortune in THE HULK magazine (1979-1981), and especially: AMERICAN FLAGG (1983-1987), THE SHADOW four-issue miniseries (1986) and BLACKHAWK (1988). I think AMERICAN FLAGG was Chaykin's best, funniest and most imaginative work. And Chaykin's painted art in the prior late 70's/early 80's period is gorgeous. I also enjoyed his Dominic Fortune stories (also painted art) in the HULK and BIZARRE ADVENTURES magazines, written by Dennis O'Neil. After BLACK KISS (1989), I kind of felt Chaykin had already done all the original material he was going to do, and was going to just keep repeating. But regardless, there's always some no-holds-barred sex going on in Chaykin's books. --------------------  "This Man, This Wonder Boy..."
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Yeah, that pic's pretty funny.
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There's a seinen (or men's) manga I like called City Hunter. The lead character, Ryo Saeda, is called both "the #1 hentai (pervert) in Japan" and the "Stud of Shinjuku" (the district he lives and works in).
He's a bigger lech than Miroku from InuYasha, has the goods to back it up and unbelievable sexual energy, often having sex with a client (all of whom are female) in lieu of monetary reward. He's also been know to crack walls, shatter bulletproof windows and even hold up a 225 lb. weight ... with his " member".
There's also some full frontal nudity (female and male) in the book.
Some more comments on Ryo: He's probably the ideal man by Japanese standards: tall, handsome (but not to the point of looking like a sissy), strong (but not to the point of being grossly over-inflated), has great sexual prowess and a soft heart. Sensitive to others and sometime acts really out of character (say, the lecher part) so he won't hurt the ladies' feelings.
Here's a picture. Doesn't he look kinda like Don Newton's updated Captain Marvel from World's Finest?  
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There's a seinen (or men's) manga
Sounds kind of like "semen". Pretty funny, considering the sexual content.
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City Hunter. The lead character, Ryo Saeda, is called both "the #1 hentai (pervert) in Japan" and the "Stud of Shinjuku" (the district he lives and works in).
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He's a bigger lech than Miroku from InuYasha, has the goods to back it up and unbelievable sexual energy, often having sex with a client (all of whom are female) in lieu of monetary reward. He's also been know to crack walls, shatter bulletproof windows and even hold up a 225 lb. weight ... with his "member".
This sounds a lot like Tim Vigil's work, from the two series I've seen his work in, EO and FAUST.
Tim Vigil is one sick bastard. He draws his hero having sex with women and ripping them to bloody shreds during sex.
I think the world would be a safer place if this man were locked up in a secure mental facility.
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Here's a picture. Doesn't he look kinda like Don Newton's updated Captain Marvel from World's Finest?
. http://www.photodump.com/direct/ShazamGrrl1/gruppo2.jpg
He looks a bit more like Speed Racer to me.
But the art is very clean and nice to look at.
I'm not overly into Japanimation or Manga. Although AKIRA and a few other series have some beautifully detailed art.
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City Hunter. The lead character, Ryo Saeda, is called both "the #1 hentai (pervert) in Japan" and the "Stud of Shinjuku" (the district he lives and works in).
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He's a bigger lech than Miroku from InuYasha, has the goods to back it up and unbelievable sexual energy, often having sex with a client (all of whom are female) in lieu of monetary reward. He's also been know to crack walls, shatter bulletproof windows and even hold up a 225 lb. weight ... with his "member".
This sounds a lot like Tim Vigil's work, from the two series I've seen his work in, EO and FAUST.
Tim Vigil is one sick bastard. He draw his hero having sex with women and ripping them to bloody shreds during sex.
I think the world would be a safer place if this man were locked up in a secure mental facility.
Yep.
City Hunter has a pretty good sense of humor about Ryo's sexcapades. He enjoys making love to the ladies, but he's not into physically hurting them.
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Tim Vigil is one sick bastard. He draw his hero having sex with women and ripping them to bloody shreds during sex.
Necro? Man, dat's out the do'!
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Good news! This topic has sort-of been revived on the DCMBs, only it's called "Superhero Sex Questions". Still the same "Sex in the City" style kaffeklatch "atmosphere" and humor, though. It's a lot of fun.
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I was just over on the DC boards, Shazamgrrl, and didn't see it. Was it deleted? Regarding superhero sex, I always found it easier to believe superheroes were getting some when Adam Hughes was drawing them. Like Hughes' many enticing WONDER WOMAN covers, for example.  Hughes draws a wonder-butt to die for !
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Found it & bumped it. It was buried back on page five. Here's a link: Superhero sex questions
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Why don't superheroes have sex?
Because the writers don't want to alienate their readers.
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Sure they do. What about those that send out the message "outsiders not welcome" to new readers?
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  A somewhat interesting sex story is in ACTION COMICS 592 and 593, both issues scripted and illustrated by John Byrne in 1987. Which presents a new character from Apokolips named Sleeze, who brainwashes Superman and Barda and has them making porn movies together. Not a great story, but the awkwardness of the whole thing makes it interesting. -------------------- "This Man, This Wonder Boy..."
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Shameless plug warning! *fart*
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Phillip, now YOU farted on the old superhero sex thread!
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Hey, what the...
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