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Yes, that was a stupid news story. He's been saying that for years.

This week's episode is written by a former Cracked writer (he's at Collegehumor now) so I'll check it out, even though every episode I've tried out for the past ten years has killed my soul a little bit more (the one by Seth Rogen, the one with Flight of the Conchords, the 500th one).

Chileans don't have soul.

We have narcocorridos.

London's Daily Telegraph:

• Two men have been banned from an all-you-can-eat restaurant after their appetites left the manager fearing for the future of his business
  
  George Dalmon, a former rugby player, and his friend Andy Miles were banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant, Gobi, In Brighton, after the manager branded them "a couple of pigs," . . .
  
  The manager, who did not want to be named, said the two friends were eating him out of business. He said: "Basically they just come in and pig out. We have put up with them for two years but I've had enough.
  
  "They are in such a hurry to beat everyone to the food they spoil everything. We are supposed to be a buffet but they eat everything out of the bowls before people can get there. We just can't keep doing this."

Tis no man, tis a remorseless eatin' machine...