#35575
2003-09-30 12:35 AM
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Grimm I can appreciate your concern ......but I assure you I know what I'm doing in challenging Nowhereman. I will let my actions inside the ring do my talking.......I'm going to let the RDCW know that I HAVE ARRIVED ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif) And if that pencil-necked geek Arquette wants to get in .....I say the more the merrier. I'll beat them both at the same time, I have great respect for what Nowhereman can do in the ring......it's just that I know I'm better......and as for Arquette.......I fucked your wife and she swallowed.
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#35576
2003-09-30 9:54 AM
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That PJP is a real whipper-snapper! He's bound and determined to put himself on the line at the as-of-yet unnamed RDCW Special next Sunday!
Grimm, I know your and Nowhereman's history! I know of all the drunken nights! All the pubs! All of the keggers! All of the Japanese midgets! I can honestly say that your opinion so far of this match-up has been very one sided and biased!
And, for your information, all Texans wear their hats anywhere they damn well please! And the name is Monroe! Not Malone! If you weren't stinking of cheap whiskey and Keystone beer, you'd know that!
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#35577
2003-09-30 2:20 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Mike The Mouth Monroe:
Grimm, I know your and Nowhereman's history! I know of all the drunken nights! All the pubs! All of the keggers! All of the Japanese midgets! I can honestly say that your opinion so far of this match-up has been very one sided and biased!
What. . .why. . .that. . .that's purely speculation on your part, Mcintyre!
And it's Pabst Blue Ribbon, dammit!
Now shut up and call the match!
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#35578
2003-09-30 2:20 PM
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i tell you what, doctired.
you have until the end of october to make this a succesful thread. or not only am i locking it, you lose your mod status.
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#35579
2003-09-30 2:30 PM
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The CEO of RDCW has spoken! I can't believe it, Masterson! He's given the GM of RDCW, the Doctor (our glorious leader in the war against WWE!) less than a month to make the show a success! How will the Doc respond to this challenge?
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#35580
2003-09-30 2:46 PM
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So Bobo Kamphausen finally decided to come out and play. AND..... he's throwing out ultimatums. You know this shithole board can't last without me. During my reign as mod over the Wrestling Forum (as if there are any other sports that really count), the membership to this board has more than doubled. Hell, Nowhereman alone has increased his Alt. ID count by at least 20. But if you feel threatened enough to come in here and pound your chest to show everybody who the "king of the jungle" is, then so be it. I'll meet your challenge. As a matter of fact, I'm right in the middle of recruiting some of the hottest young talent on the internet to join the RDCW. I'll bring in personalities that will only make this thread soar beyond any cheap-ass "beat this caption" or "who's your favorite fraggle" bullshit you contaminate the rest of this site with. And if the talent doesn't bring them in, I can always resort to this:  Now, hit my music!
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#35581
2003-10-01 3:09 AM
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#35582
2003-10-01 3:14 AM
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Stop that! You're getting gin all over the monitors!
Guys and gals, the heat just got turned up here in the RDCW! The GM, the Doctor, has fired back at the owner and CEO Rob Kamphausen! With only two wrestlers and one match so far, it seems as though it's an uphill battle for the success and continuation of not only this organization, but of the Doctor's powers of the Sports and Wrestling Forum!
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#35583
2003-09-30 5:01 PM
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If it's wrasslers you maggots need the ol sarge brings you a man the likes of which this federation has never seen before!
A giant mountain of death, pain, horror and fear.
A man taught to be able to kill everything he sees.
He is gigantic!
He is a highly trained killing machine!
He is Private Problems.........
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#35584
2003-09-30 5:04 PM
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AAAARRRRRRGGGGG!
OOOOOOHHHHHAARRRRRR!
GARGA GARGA GARGA GARGA!
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#35585
2003-09-30 5:06 PM
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#35586
2003-09-30 6:53 PM
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Ok PJP you little shit weasel listen up & listen good.
I have destroyed bigger stars than you (yeah Speedy is a fat cunt) & believe me,someone who cosies up with gaylords like ZOD with his PVC fetish suit,can only do one thing......and thats go down!
Fuck Arquette,fuck Arquette and his very small head!
Fuck him in the doody hole!
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#35587
2003-09-30 9:44 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
i tell you what, doctired.
you have until the end of october to make this a succesful thread. or not only am i locking it, you lose your mod status.
Now just who the Hell do you think you are. I don't care if you own the damn company if you get in my way I'm going to take you down.
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#35588
2003-09-30 9:47 PM
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See,you have a thing about "going down"!
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#35589
2003-09-30 9:48 PM
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Can you SSSSSSMMMMMMEEEEELLLLLLLLLL what PJP is ...............cooking.
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#35590
2003-09-30 9:50 PM
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Maybe I'll use Kamphausen as a tune-up match for the big dog Nowhereman. I'm gonna make him tap out......I'm gonna break his freakin' ankle.
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#35591
2003-09-30 9:53 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
i'm vinnie mac.
and whoever my daughter bangs is the winner!
Oh and Rob hate to break it to you......but I fucked your daughter months ago.
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#35592
2003-09-30 9:55 PM
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The bitch squealed like a stuck pig.
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#35593
2003-09-30 10:01 PM
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#35594
2003-09-30 10:17 PM
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It dont matter none who wins!
Every wrestler in this federation is going to be ground into wadded turd product by a man I've trained to main and kill!
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#35595
2003-09-30 10:19 PM
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OOOOOOOHHHHHAARRRRRR!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
GAROOOOON!
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#35596
2003-09-30 11:01 PM
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Who wants a scooby snack?
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#35597
2003-09-30 11:45 PM
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 The Animal....unleashed!
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#35598
2003-10-01 10:02 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by PJP:
quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
i'm vinnie mac.
and whoever my daughter bangs is the winner!
Oh and Rob hate to break it to you......but I fucked your daughter months ago.
And they will be married soon!
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#35599
2003-10-01 11:06 AM
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Hey! Look at the funny picture!
Nyuck! Nyuck! Nyuck!
I'll take everybody on! I'll moidalize ya's.
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#35600
2003-10-01 11:06 AM
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Yeah! We'll wipe the floor with the lot of ya!
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#35601
2003-10-01 11:09 AM
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Spread out!
That's right, ladies and germs. The New Stooge Order has arrived to take over this joint. Ain't nuthin' gonna stand in our way, either.
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#35602
2003-10-01 4:34 PM
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Youse guys will never survive. 
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#35603
2003-10-01 7:48 PM
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GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! 
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#35604
2003-10-01 8:13 PM
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Chaos has erupted in the ring! It's a battle royal, Mitchell!
Dammit, stop flirtin' with the concession girl and call the match! She's too young for you anyway!
A little background on Gunny Hartman: Years ago, The Commissioner Bobo banned him from RDCW despite the fact that he wasn't even a wrestler! Now, Gunny's arrived though, fresh off an appearance in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake, and I see MAJOR problems for anyone who gets in the way of this monster, Private Problems!
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#35605
2003-10-01 10:13 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by PJP:
The bitch squealed like a stuck pig.
You've been re-enacting Deliverance too much PJP.
You're entitled to one pig reference to be used in a lame joke and/or wisecrack. One more brings the piggy pain....
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#35606
2003-10-02 12:51 AM
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You want some of this Piggie........bring it.......I'm going to turn you into bacon.
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#35607
2003-10-02 12:52 AM
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I just got myself a new manager and I gotta tell you.......you're all going to be sorry.....details coming soon.
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#35608
2003-10-02 9:22 AM
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Bring it..you jersey cow lover...
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#35609
2003-10-02 11:34 AM
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It's turned into utter pandemonium here at the Cheese Dome! We've only just opened the doors to accept new applicants, and chaos has already struck!
The New Stooge Order has declared its desire to overrun the RDCW! Gunny Hartman has returned after that horrendous incident involving the RDCW owner, a bayonet, camoflague paint, and a gallon of lard! But he has not returned empty handed! With the former Marine came a monster of a man who has only been identified as Private Problems! Language seems to be somewhat of a problem for this man, but his size indicates that he might just well be trouble in the ring!
And now, it seems that the rookie, PJP, is showing his inexperience right off the bat! Not only has he challenged the legendary Nowhereman to a Steel Cage Casket match! Not only has he verbally attacked and threatened the owner, Rob Kamphausen, himself! PJP has also taken shots at the newest memeber of the RDCW, Pig Iron! Hopefully, this new surprise manager of his can keep this young man focused and concentrating on his upcoming battle with Nowhereman next Sunday!
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#35610
2003-10-02 1:14 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
See,you have a thing about "going down"!
I think it's a new jersey thing. Isn't Rob from jersey too....???
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#35611
2003-10-02 1:18 PM
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PJP isn't alone.....he has some very powerful allies and the same powerful manager as us........ We Are Statler & Waldorf. We've beaten Los Guerreros the Dudley Boyz and we just made La Resistance beg for mercy......we're bored of the WWE we've tken our tag titles from there and we brought them to the RDCW and as Tag Champs we will take on all comers. We are incredibly crafty veterans who have been around the block a time or two or three or four. Just Bring It.
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#35612
2003-10-02 5:44 PM
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nOt az gAY az aM rOB 25+ posts
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you am all big butt monkeys,me am kick ass harder than cat in dogs pants.
pjp,him have small pee pee and smell like rat bottom.
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#35613
2003-10-02 6:22 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by PJP:
quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
i tell you what, doctired.
you have until the end of october to make this a succesful thread. or not only am i locking it, you lose your mod status.
Now just who the Hell do you think you are. I don't care if you own the damn company if you get in my way I'm going to take you down.
peejus, i let your non-medical-doctor "special friend" there run his mouth because i figure it'll look all the better for me when this stupid thread dies a sad death, and i still have proof of his martyred life to laugh at.
but you, you'd best watch yourself, boy.
impressive as it is, your ability to babble on without spilling any cum, run your mouth like that again, and we'll see how well you do at our challenge.
especially after i change your avatar. and your signature. and your custom title. and your password.
go 'head and try me.
might i suggest, tho, you pick your battles with a little more wisdom. nowhereman hasn't won a title for anything other than "soap picker upper" in years. you should focus on him.
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#35614
2003-10-02 7:02 PM
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....and rob won soap dropper of the year,three years in a row!
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