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Sorry, but Jessica Simpson is living proof that all you need is make up, airbrushing and dozens of people to handle your image to be considered "hot."
And that's terrible.
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heh looks like she has a man jaw and hook nose
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Amazing how one tends to notice those things when her breasts aren't poking the cameraman in the eye.
And that's terrible.
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so... a bad photograph makes you ignore a hot chicks huge boobs?
thats... not... straight.
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I happen to think it's quite heterosexual to not be attracted to ugly, unnatural looking women.
And she's never taken a GOOD picture without tons of makeup, so I think y'all are in love with her makeup, not with her.
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she appears to be wearing makeup in that shot -- either about to go out, or about to come home. its just a bad picture.
you can find an unattractive picture of anyone.
either because they're sneezing or lifting something heavy or just waking up in the morning.
the picture in question just looks like she's reacting to someone telling her llance is dieting. anyone would contort as such.
rather, the focus should be portrayed on the image i posted beforehand. thats what this thread is all about.
in that image, jessica looks hot. thus, she's hot.
in no image does, say, christina aguilara look hot. to me, anyway. an early morning shot or a glamor pic. none of them. thus, i dub her unattractive
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you can find an unattractive picture of anyone.
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now, you're just being mean.
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she appears to be wearing makeup in that shot
I agree, she looks ugly even with make up on.
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you can find an unattractive picture of anyone.
Nobody has ever found one of me. Or ROY BATTY.
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in that image, jessica looks hot. thus, she's hot.
in no image does, say, christina aguilara look hot. to me, anyway. an early morning shot or a glamor pic. none of them. thus, i dub her unattractive
That's just it, I don't think Simpson EVER looks hot. I think she's ugly, with big breasts, which is the same league as Roseanne Barr to me. She's always overdone and completely unnatural, just like Aguilera. There are countless girls that you pass by on the streets who would look just as good or better if they had dozens of people surrounding them whose job it was to make them look better than everybody else. It just so happens these girls aren't atrocious singers who get famous by being borderline retarded.
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You'll understand the attractiveness of big boobs when you hit puberty.
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I understand the appeal of Pamela Anderson already!
But I thought by "attractive" y'all mean how their face looks. I mean, right now the defense seems to be that Jessica Simpson doesn't belong here because she's a butterface. So what? Most of the women mentioned here in this thread have great bodies.
And that's terrible.
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I never understood the appeal of Pamela Anderson.
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You'll understand the attractiveness of big boobs when you hit puberty. 
I dig Pamela, but I can see why some wouldn't as much.
What I think is weird is that Bob starts this thread for people to talk about the women that they just don't get into as much as everybody else, then when someone mentions one of his faves he starts dissing them. I mean, shit, I think not liking Cindy Crawford is pretty gay, but the point of this thread is listing opinions that differ from most everybody else's.
And that's terrible.
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I think Christina and Jessica are bangin'. I actually met Christina in person. Chick is tiny. Like hobbit tiny. Kinda made her hotter. Granted she's no hotter than your random honey at a frat party, but fly nonetheless.
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you can find an unattractive picture of anyone.
I always thought Rob looked quite dashing in that photo. Y'know, in a platonic, non-queer way, of course.
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Nice pics, Wednesday. She defeinitely should not be on that list. She's a fine lookin' honey.
More F'ugly Pretty Chicks:
Julia Stiles
Sarah Jessica Parker
Drew Barrymore
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I always thought Rob looked quite dashing in that photo. Y'know, in a platonic, non-queer way, of course.
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More F'ugly Pretty Chicks:
Julia Stiles
Sarah Jessica Parker
Drew Barrymore
agreed!
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I'm gonna have to disagree on Sarah Jessica Parker being a "Fugly Pretty Chick". She's fucking ugly. period.
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I'm gonna have to disagree on Sarah Jessica Parker being a "Fugly Pretty Chick". She's fucking ugly. period.
agreed. She was never attractive.
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I'm gonna have to disagree on Sarah Jessica Parker being a "Fugly Pretty Chick". She's fucking ugly. period.
pink is another just plain ugly chick the girl looks like a pig
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I think I remember SJP looking pseudo-hot in that coast guard movie w/ Bruce Willis. But yeah...she's still busted.
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why are u posting a pic of a pig?? I thought u were a Dogg
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do u make these urself??
Do you have sneaky bunny write your posts?
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hey it was a legit question!!
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i guess i just don't like being a celebs sex toy. not saying i wouldn't fuck a hot looking woman, or even one that looked alot like certain celebraties, but i wouldn't do the celeb themselves. maybe because since their lives are so public, i know too much about. guess if i want a one night stand, i like to know as little about them as possible.
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i guess i just don't like being a celebs sex toy. not saying i wouldn't fuck a hot looking woman, or even one that looked alot like certain celebraties, but i wouldn't do the celeb themselves. maybe because since their lives are so public, i know too much about. guess if i want a one night stand, i like to know as little about them as possible.
wtf...?
Britney Spears: Ok tonight after the show I want you to come up to my hotel room and be my sex toy. We're going to have mad sex, do tons of drugs and come all over each other.
You: No thanks. I'm not down with being a celebrity's sex toy. Your life is too public.
What kind of fuckin' alternate dimension do you live in where this scenario is logical???
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I gotta agree with Fused. If Britney or Charisma Carpenter or Tia Carrerra (sp?) asked me to be their one night stand, no way in hell am I choosing dignity over sweet sweet lovin'.
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Y'know, I don't understand what's so great about Jennifer Garner...
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Yeah, she, like Sarah Jessica Parker, is kinda horse-faced. I think nerds just like chicks that run around in tight clothes and do kick ass. See Carrie-Anne Moss ala Matrix.
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jenny garner does not belong hyah. she may not be model perfect but shes a doll. hot chick kicking ass factor aside.
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