RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Comic Books Pick one/Leave one: The Comic book edition!

Joker kills Jason in 1987 with the crowbar/explosive in the warehouse.

The Joker managing to flood Gotham with the toxin he fell into.

OR

Huntress gets pushed away so much that she retreats to a life of crime.

OR

When Batman, Oracle, Nightwing, Batgirl, and Huntress are trapped......Somewhere and cut off from any supplies, they decide to eat Oracle's legs when they begin to starve. With or without her consent I'll leave up to you.

Someone needs to kill BlackMask, no-one even bothered to explain how he came back from the dead, become a top-notch fighter, and somehow take over Gotham even though he's a loser. Might aswell be Todd who kills him




Metal Gear Solid 3 question


Ocelot was really a showroom dancer before working for The Patriots and become a triple agent. Theres an unlockable cutscene where he sneaks back into Big Boss' torture room and gives him a special dance

OR

Colonel Volgin was really a show room dancer before becoming an insane, bi-sexual, power hungry sadist tyrant. Theres an unlockable cutscene where he sneaks into the torture room and gives Big Boss a special dance

OR

Its revealed that the centuries old sniper, The End, was actually a show room dancer in his younger years. He comes back from the dead, infiltrates Groznjy Grad, gets out of his wheelchair, and gives Big Boss a special dance in the torture room in an unlockable cutscene

Ahh, posted too late

I'd go with the Bat-family leg feast. Now answer mine

"Ocelot was really a showroom dancer before working for The Patriots and become a triple agent. Theres an unlockable cutscene where he sneaks back into Big Boss' torture room and gives him a special dance"
Ocelot is such a penis-face.

Wonder Woman can prove you murdered Superman and comes to kill you with her ropes and toys...

or

locked in a closet with Joker and his toys?

Wonder Woman, because the death will be a bit more pleasurable.


The villainous characters from Gotham parody Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

OR

Batman needs help on a case, so he turns to Hannibal Lector.

"The villainous characters from Gotham parody Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels."
because Batman already goes to Joker for help (and Catwoman, and Ivy, etc) and that would be boring.

Superman becomes a bad guy for forever in the DCU and brings about the death of Batman

or

you get your testicals chopped off?

Well......Uh.....Superman kills current continuity Batman leaving my favored intact. (I handled that well)


Batman starts to use guns.

Or

He rapes whoever commits a crime.

Batman using guns. Just because he looked cool as an early gunslinger.

superman holding a tea party in every issue of Batman for three pages

or

Harley Quinn feeling bad for Babs Gordon and committing suicide that fails and so they're then just wheelchair buddies and stop petty crime together in their own little comic spinoff?

I would have picked rape myself. I don't want him to be a Shadow knock off. Anyway, Supes with tea.


Batman vs Tyler Durden

or

Gotham is literally lifted off the ground and carried from the solar system.

Wasnt Tyler Durden an imaginary character that Ed Norton just made up? Anyway, doesnt matter, Batman would fuck them both up, and i'd like to see it!


The Fear

or

Vamp

Dude, for fuck's sake! No spoilers!

Vamp.


Batman discovers centuries year old booty buried in the cave whilst exploring.

or

The inmates of Arkham discover an ancient Indian burial ground when tunneling their way out under the sturcture.

"The inmates of Arkham discover an ancient Indian burial ground when tunneling their out under the sturcture."
For two reasons: 1.it's been done and was retarded but I survived it. 2.batman souldn't become a necrephiliac.

A Batman comic for mature readers only is created in Vertigo. Then some fuckass writer gets on the book and turns it into a shitty porn comic

or

Some disgruntled fan destroys the entire DC company and comics are no longer made there ever.

Politicians




Drawing Batman:



Lee

or

Turner

I hate them both............Turner. At least he does the ears and billowing cape a lot bettern Lee.


Everyone on earth has to relocate to a new planet due to the deterioration of its core and the JLA spend a whole run finding a new planet.

or

A storyline where the Big Seven of the JLA turn into teenagers.

I'm not crazy about the idea of people leaving earth, so I'll go with the JLA turning into teenagers.




or

Definately the second, Jesus punishing criminals with automic weapons is something that should have been done a long time ago

You get to watch one pathetic comic writer as the star of a snuff film


Jeph Loeb [writes absolute shit in Superman/Batman]

or

Devin Grayson [ruined Nightwing title completely]

Jeph Loeb - This is a no brainer. Loeb has been writing fanboy stuff, but at least the story actually flows. Grayson can't write.

That said:



Grayson on Catwoman

or

Grayson on Nightwing

One minute, so you chose Jeph Loeb to die, even though you prefer his writing to Devin Graysons?

Devin on Catwoman, i dont care for Catwoman, atleast not as much as i used to care of rnIghtwing [seriously used to be my favourite character before she made him a pathetic crying wimp who gets smacked around and raped by women]


Hajime Saito

vs

Himura the Battousai

Oops! I guess I didn't properly read the question. I meant the other one.


Himura the Battousai - Kenshin rules!




And speaking of Kenshin...


Battousai the Man Slayer

or

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

(in a fight, of course)

Kenshin would crucify Buffy, she may have sex appeal and size on Kenshin [how come he looks like a scrawny little girl?], but thats about it, especially if he pulls out his bag of special techniques

Anyway, i've still got Kenshin fever after finishing the Kyoto saga yesterday, so.......

Makoto Shishio

vs

Seijuro Hiko the 13th

[straight up fight, special techniques used from the start, so Shishio doesnt get done in by his stupid 15 minute time limit]

You'll have to remind me who they are. I don't read the manga (yet, I may start collecting it soon), and the people running Cartoon Network are being total fucktards with the series. They were showing the Kyoto saga, and they stopped right before Kenshin's big fight with the bandaged guy (I can't remember his name). That really pissed me off. Then they started showing it from the beginning, but with Toonami only on Saturday nights, that takes a long time. Still, I enjoy all of the episodes, so I didn't mind the reruns. But then they stopped it in favor of showing an hour of Dragon Ball GT. A half hour is too much for that show. So, I'll take a raincheck on answering your question for the moment, and post this one:


If the characters of these shows faced each other in a show vs. show fight, who wins?


Dragon Ball GT

or

Dragon Ball Z

The letdowns in GT should theroretically be able to destroy the universe with a sneeze, so i'll go with them, even though DBZ seemed much more spectacular with Kid Buu destroying the Earth, Freiza running the Galaxy, all much better than that stupid 'cow man' Li-Shenron [the last bad guy from GT]

Sorry it took so long to reply, i left the last post before i went on holiday, then forgot to dig this thread out when i came back

Makato Shishio was the bandage man. He assembled the 10 fearsome warriors in the Juppongatana and planned to destabilise the Meji government and take it over with an iron fist after he served them in the revolution and they betryaed him by shooting and burning him alive because he knew too many of their dirty secrets

He took Sonosques super bone breaking punch to the face and laughed it off, made a mockery of a partially injured Hajime Saito, laughed off an injured Aoshi Sinomori's attemps at fighting him, and tore Kenshin apart thoroughly. He also got up from Kenshins ultimate attack, something deemed "Impossible!"

Seijuro Hiko was Kenshins master, basically a master swordsman up to [possibly higher] than Kenshins level, but he's alsoa bigger guy with a lot more physical strength

Hiko would be the obvious choice seen as even Kenshin basically defeated Shishio, but Shishio only technically lost because his body way over-heats after fighting for 15 minutes, so after fighting Kenshin and his little gang one-by-one and wasting 25 minutes, he accidentally burned alive [cos he was burnt alive in the revolution, his temperature was really high, only allowing him to fight in small intervals]


Anyway.....


Kenshin

vs

Daredevil


non-lethal force seen as the Battousai would tear Daredevil a new one quite easily

Of course.

Kenshin. I recently picked up the first sicx volumes of the Manga. I see where the Anime was a little different. I actually miss the doctor's grand kids. I guess the Anime brought them in to stretch out the story from the Manga into something long enough for an episode. But, the Manga is a little better overall. I'll be picking up some more volumes later this month or next.


Rurouni Kenshin

or

Hitokiri Battosai

Uh....Yeah. Hitokiri Battousai.

*cough*Losers*cough*

Since we're centering on manga now (you'll know this one Flamesword).


Who'd win in a fight?

Gutts

OR

Batman

Guts would slice Batman into pieces then spit on his grave! He'd also mock Robin and probably end up running him through with his massive sword if he got any Boy Wonder lip back from him

A Gundam

vs

Superman

Superman. Because there's no such thing as a Gundam. (Secretly, I never watched the TV show, so I can't make a pro-Gundam argument...)

All 42 Kids from Battle Royale, desperately trying to be the last to survive

OR...!

The Legion Of Super-Heroes, amnesiac and with no clue what they've stepped into (gotta even the playing field a bit)

The Legion of Superheroes, of course.


I know it's still early, but which crisis is a better read?


Crisis on Infinate Earths

or

Infinate Crisis




















Pick one...




















Leave one!!!

ZERO HOUR!!!

That wasn't one of the choices, and you have to leave one, dammit!

Angel

vs

Blade

Angel. I just don't like Blade. That movie left a bad taste in my mouth. And his appearance on the 90s Spider-Man cartoon sucked.


Swimsuit Competition:


Emma Frost the White Queen

or

Poisen Ivy

Considering that Poison Ivy basically walks around nekkid, with leaves and bushes covering her naughty bits, I'll choose her.

The return of:

Captain Carrot, or...

Peter Porker, The Spectacular Spider-Ham

...to continuity?

Not being familiar with Captain Carrot, I'd have to go for the short pig version of Spider-man


Punisher movie

or

F4 movie

or

Hulk movie

I have no idea who those are, so I'll go with Peter Porker, The Spectacular Spider-Ham, because that's just too funny.


F4


A while back (a long time ago, acutally) I offered some porn names for Batman characters. I think it's time we expanded the list to other books, and Marvel.


Scarlet Witch moonlights as Sexy Bitch

or

Jean Grey moonlights as Easy Lay (think Ultimate X-Men)

Scarlet Witch/Sexy Bitch. The craziness issue wouldnt bug me, she'd probably just warp reality to enlarge my Penis to an even more out-standing size than it currently is. Plus, she had torrid sex with an android, so theres hope for us all...



A lost story....

Back in the old days of the Avengers Thor once stumbled upon the Scarlet Witch and the vision having nasty, dirty sex. Asked to join in, the Thunder God readily stuck his Asgardian man beef in the Witches anus. The results left the Vision permanently scarred for life as he was tossed aside like a broken toaster and forced to watch his woman have hardcore sex with a God, for 2 straight hours. Because Visions crazy robotic sensors were still linked to the Witch during the act, he feels phantom pains of an incredible weapon of enermous size being forced into his anus now and again. He explains these as mere 'malfunctions', but only he knows the truth....


OR


Its revealed that, back when Batman and Wonder Woman were dating, the Martian Manhunter, feeling lonely, impersonated the Dark Knight when it was just him and Dianna on the Watchtower. Dianna, being a horny little slut, forced who she thought was Batman into the Janitors closet and proceeded to work his anus with a strap on, Amazonian made dildo. Staggering out of the closet, his Martian anus raw with pain, J'onn wiped the event from Dianna's memory. To this very day, J'onn still feels the phantom anus pain every time he see's Wonder Woman.....

Its revealed that, back when Batman and Wonder Woman were dating, the Martian Manhunter, feeling lonely, impersonated the Dark Knight when it was just him and Dianna on the Watchtower. Dianna, being a horny little slut, forced who she thought was Batman into the Janitors closet and proceeded to work his anus with a strap on, Amazonian made dildo. Staggering out of the closet, his Martian anus raw with pain, J'onn wiped the event from Dianna's memory. To this very day, J'onn still feels the phantom anus pain every time he see's Wonder Woman.....




The Batverse is rebooted, and it's up to you to decide who gets retconned! (This would make a great thread of serious comic discussion, but for our purposes...)



Instead of adopting Dick Grayson, Batman adopts Stephanie Brown, thus finally ending the whole gay inuendo nonsense. However, this leads to questions in the media asking if Bruce is a pedophile, having taken in a young girl.


or


Selina Kyle is replaced with Helena Bertinelli, the murderous vigilante, as Batman's love interest. Batman desperately tries to reel her in before she reaches the point of no return.

Instead of adopting Dick Grayson, Batman adopts Stephanie Brown, thus finally ending the whole gay inuendo nonsense. However, this leads to questions in the media asking if Bruce is a pedophile, having taken in a young girl.

Sounds more real world to me. The Joker could be a horrifying letch who walks about in a purple and green overcoat and flashes people...



A dashing young homosexual lad named, Dick Grayson, recaps how he came to question his sexuality. It was a day like any other when he walked in on his adoptive father.....


...Dancing on a Bat-Pole in a skimpy new Batman outfit that shows far too much flesh

OR

...Working over a criminal with repeated smacks to his face with a lubed dildo

OR

...Cooking in the kitchen with nothing but a 'Kiss The Cook' apron on

OR

...Sleeping. Then he walked into the next room and saw Alfred watching pornography completely naked

...Sleeping. Then he walked into the next room and saw Alfred watching pornography completely naked

[shudder]


There can only be one:


A world with Superman and Hawkgirl/woman

or

A world with Hawkman and Supergirl/woman