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Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Captain Sammitch #434867 2005-02-24 5:07 AM
Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 15,546 Jeremy Living the dream 15000+ posts
Jeremy Living the dream 15000+ posts Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 15,546

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Jeremy #434868 2005-02-24 5:08 AM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,801 painesville, oh Captain Sammitch OP terrible podcaster 15000+ posts
OP Captain Sammitch terrible podcaster 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,801 painesville, oh	Don't feel bad, Jer. There's plenty o' real live wimmens on these boards you could go after! I recommend Cowgirl Jack. She's awesome. go. ᴚ ᴀ ᴐ ᴋ ᴊ ᴌ ᴧ ಠ_ಠ

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Captain Sammitch #434869 2005-02-24 5:13 AM
Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver	I concur. November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... rex #434870 2005-02-24 5:14 AM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,801 painesville, oh Captain Sammitch OP terrible podcaster 15000+ posts
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Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Captain Sammitch #434871 2005-02-24 5:16 AM
Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 17,853 Likes: 3 Son of Mxy Son of Anarchist 15000+ posts
Son of Mxy Son of Anarchist 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 17,853 Likes: 3	Quote: *Captain Sammitch said:* Not really. It would be disrespectful to my girlfriend to ogle other women. Besides, from what I've heard they're all starting to look the same thanks to the overwhelming volume of pictures. You gotta stop hanging out with Jim Jackson

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Son of Mxy #434872 2005-02-24 5:21 AM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,801 painesville, oh Captain Sammitch OP terrible podcaster 15000+ posts
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Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Captain Sammitch #434873 2005-02-24 5:27 AM
Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 17,853 Likes: 3 Son of Mxy Son of Anarchist 15000+ posts
Son of Mxy Son of Anarchist 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 17,853 Likes: 3	yeah, reax says that too

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Captain Sammitch #434874 2005-02-24 5:41 AM
Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 12,353 Philly Motherfuckin PA! King Snarf Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts
King Snarf Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 12,353 Philly Motherfuckin PA!	Quote: *Captain Sammitch said:* Quote: *King Snarf said:* Captain Sammitch! He's our hero! Gonna take hunger down to zero! He's our powers magnified Fighting on lunch's side! Thank you. I was quite proud of the meself. That little diddy has been rattling around in my head for a while. I could post the Sammitch-teers rap if you like. *Knutreturns said:* Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ! All hail King Snarf!

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... King Snarf #434875 2005-02-24 5:43 AM
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PJP We already are 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 Perfectville: Population 1	no please don't VieraComics.com

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... King Snarf #434876 2005-02-24 5:43 AM
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Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Captain Sammitch #434877 2005-02-24 5:44 AM
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McGurk 希望の戦士 2000+ posts Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,089 Likes: 2 Espol Mountain	sighs

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... McGurk #434878 2005-02-24 6:03 AM
Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 12,353 Philly Motherfuckin PA! King Snarf Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts
King Snarf Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 12,353 Philly Motherfuckin PA!	We're the Sammitch-teers! You can be one too! 'Cause saving our lunches is the thing to do! Cheating and not eating is not the way! Hear what Captain Sammitch has to say! The power is YOURS! *Knutreturns said:* Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ! All hail King Snarf!

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... King Snarf #434879 2005-02-24 6:06 AM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,801 painesville, oh Captain Sammitch OP terrible podcaster 15000+ posts
OP Captain Sammitch terrible podcaster 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,801 painesville, oh	That's one of those things that you only have to post once. Because if you posted it twice, someone would come along and PUNCH you IN THE FACE. go. ᴚ ᴀ ᴐ ᴋ ᴊ ᴌ ᴧ ಠ_ಠ

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Captain Sammitch #434880 2005-02-24 6:07 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 Perfectville: Population 1 PJP We already are 15000+ posts
PJP We already are 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 Perfectville: Population 1	cue Chris Oakley VieraComics.com

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Captain Sammitch #434881 2005-02-24 6:14 AM
Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 12,353 Philly Motherfuckin PA! King Snarf Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts
King Snarf Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 12,353 Philly Motherfuckin PA!	Quote: *Captain Sammitch said:* That's one of those things that you only have to post once. Because if you posted it twice, someone would come along and PUNCH you IN THE FACE. Well, of course I only have to post it once. Because obviously it's so brilliant you'll be putting it in your profile signature as soon as possible! *Knutreturns said:* Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ! All hail King Snarf!

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Captain Sammitch #434882 2005-02-24 6:31 AM
Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 15,546 Jeremy Living the dream 15000+ posts
Jeremy Living the dream 15000+ posts Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 15,546	Quote: *Captain Sammitch said:* Don't feel bad, Jer. There's plenty o' real live wimmens blah blah blah Someday...someday...

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... King Snarf #434883 2005-02-24 5:10 PM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,801 painesville, oh Captain Sammitch OP terrible podcaster 15000+ posts
OP Captain Sammitch terrible podcaster 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,801 painesville, oh	Quote: *King Snarf said:* Quote: *Captain Sammitch said:* That's one of those things that you only have to post once. Because if you posted it twice, someone would come along and PUNCH you IN THE FACE. Well, of course I only have to post it once. Because obviously it's so brilliant you'll be putting it in your profile signature as soon as possible! I'm thinking of rotating quotes in my sig since I'm getting so many good ones. go. ᴚ ᴀ ᴐ ᴋ ᴊ ᴌ ᴧ ಠ_ಠ

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Stupid Doog #434884 2005-02-24 8:53 PM
Joined: May 2004 Posts: 1,020 York, England SpandexMonkeyMan 1000+ posts
SpandexMonkeyMan 1000+ posts Joined: May 2004 Posts: 1,020 York, England	Captain Sammitch: He's a lean mean pirate machine! OOK OOK ACK EEK!

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... SpandexMonkeyMan #434885 2005-02-24 11:24 PM
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Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Captain Sammitch #434886 2005-02-25 12:16 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,089 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,089 Long Island, NY	I'll get you Captain Sammich! If it's the last thing I do! https://www.instagram.com/ultimatejaburg53

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Ultimate Jaburg53 #434887 2005-02-25 12:17 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,089 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,089 Long Island, NY	For a world to live Captain Sammich had to die! https://www.instagram.com/ultimatejaburg53

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Ultimate Jaburg53 #434888 2005-02-25 12:17 AM
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Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,089 Long Island, NY	I keep misspelling the name. I'm an idiot. https://www.instagram.com/ultimatejaburg53

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Ultimate Jaburg53 #434889 2005-02-25 12:18 AM
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Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Ultimate Jaburg53 #434890 2005-02-25 12:48 AM
Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 17,853 Likes: 3 Son of Mxy Son of Anarchist 15000+ posts
Son of Mxy Son of Anarchist 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 17,853 Likes: 3	that's telling 'em, Jubarg!

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Son of Mxy #434891 2005-02-25 2:59 AM
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Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Stupid Doog #434892 2005-02-25 3:59 AM
Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 16,240 Salma Hayek's Heaving Bosom Pig Iran Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts
Pig Iran Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 16,240 Salma Hayek's Heaving Bosom	They call me Captain Sammitch because I like to sammitch my cock between Rob Kamphausen's butt cheeks, and I am the Captain of that ass. "Who's your Captain, Rob? Who's your Captain?"

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Pig Iran #434893 2005-02-25 4:21 AM
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Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Captain Sammitch #434894 2005-02-25 4:30 AM
Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 16,240 Salma Hayek's Heaving Bosom Pig Iran Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts
Pig Iran Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 16,240 Salma Hayek's Heaving Bosom	I'd like to thank Captain Sammitch for all those times that he so effortlessly cock blocked Rob for me, and took one for the team.

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Pig Iran #434895 2005-02-25 4:38 AM
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PJP We already are 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 Perfectville: Population 1	Quote: *Pig Iron said:* I'd like to thank Captain Sammitch for all those times that he so effortlessly cock blocked Rob for me, and took one for the team. VieraComics.com

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... PJP #434896 2005-02-25 7:01 AM
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Re: I need some quotes for my profile... #434898 2005-02-26 10:12 PM
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Re: I need some quotes for my profile... PJP #434899 2005-02-27 11:26 PM
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Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Pig Iran #434900 2005-02-27 11:50 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 1,524 Poverty Lad 1500+ posts
Poverty Lad 1500+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 1,524	"Sammitch: I hope that's mayonnaise he leaks when you bite him..."

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Poverty Lad #434901 2005-02-28 4:00 PM
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Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Captain Sammitch #434902 2005-02-28 6:43 PM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 153 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation Joe Mama 100+ posts
Joe Mama 100+ posts Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 153 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation	I Like peanut butter and cum sandwichs And we said, "Nay. We are but men." RAWK!!! "Friendship is better than wedgies!!!" - Billy 1 Kagillion + 1 Gazillion + 514,950 Points + 10250 per year for the next 40 years.

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Joe Mama #434903 2005-02-28 7:57 PM
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Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation	Way to capitalize the "L" for no good reason AND misspell "sandwichES". Stupid. Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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Re: I need some quotes for my profile... #434905 2005-02-28 8:10 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation	Was I talking to you, dipshit? No? Then move along. I know you love me, but this stalking thing you're doing has to stop. Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

Re: I need some quotes for my profile... Joe Mama #434906 2005-03-02 6:30 AM
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Chewy Walrus ... 10000+ posts Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,081 Indiana	"One part anonymity. Two parts tomfoolery. Five parts desperation. All Captain Sammitch!"

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