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Captain Sammitch: Meeko loves him. And so does Jim.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
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Captain Sammitch: Sammitch by day, gay porn star by night.
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Quote: rex said: Captain Sammitch: Not to be confused with chewy walrus. This one's my favorite.
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Quote: Chewy Walrus said: Quote: rex said: Captain Sammitch: Not to be confused with chewy walrus. This one's my favorite.
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Quote: Chewy Walrus said: "Captain Sammitch: Giving Captains everywhere a bad name..." Surely Captain Howdy beat him to that!
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Not if Captain Sammitch gives Captain Howdy a bad name...
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And on the seventh day Sammitch rested.
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Sammitch..........rugged and durable yet handles like a sedan.
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Sammitch: Strong enough for a man...I forget the rest.
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MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
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We believe Captain Sammitch is the chosen one that will bring balance to the Force.
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Captain Sammitch did not kill Kenny!
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it. Hello? Put Natasha on the phone. Who is this? This is her fucking son's father. Who is this? This is her fucking son. ..........oh....... Call back in 20 minutes. *click*Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
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Quote: Chewy Walrus said: Not if Captain Sammitch gives Captain Howdy a bad name... But he already has a bad name!