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Captain Sammitch: The best lay I've ever had.




Heh. Nice try Jim. But very funny nonetheless.


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This one's my favorite.

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This one's my favorite.






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"Captain Sammitch: Giving Captains everywhere a bad name..."



Surely Captain Howdy beat him to that!

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Not if Captain Sammitch gives Captain Howdy a bad name...

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And on the seventh day Sammitch rested.

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Not if Captain Sammitch gives Captain Howdy a bad name...



But he already has a bad name!

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