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After being exposed in this thread by investigative poster bsams, the Super Moderator District Supervisor has arranged a press conference for me to take questions to the media.

The pre press conference fact kit:

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ok ok heres your proof. She goes to: http://www.springcreekacademy.com/
where I teach...although they haven't taken my picture yet (I replaced Krista Wilkes).

And Nastia's on this page: http://www.springcreekacademy.com/holiday%20party%202002%20frame.htm

Scroll down cuz shes toward the bottem (pink sweater!).




There was alot of personal student info.

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ive emailed the school. eithwer your impersonating a teacher or giving out personal info about students on the internet. either way, you are a sick woman, if you are indeed a woman.





All her posts suddenly turned to:

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It is not known at this time if she was lying about being a teacher or just callously giving out personal info on minors. We do know she has a habit of talking about her poor grandma and hating black people, even at times being linked to Chris Oakley who has admitted to killing black people with his mind.

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Should I wear my black shirt, or my dark black shirt?

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Um, yes, Mr. Moderator, sir. My question is:

Is there any truth to the rumored romance between the princess and a certain Britney that has been mentioned in conjunction with her? And if so, can the classified photos of the January 12th 'event' finally be released to the press?


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Should I wear my black shirt, or my dark black shirt?





As far as I know no one here will be called to testify. thanks to internet cache's all of her posts are saved as ghost images, and should be retreavable by the FBI.

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Um, yes, Mr. Moderator, sir. My question is:

Is there any truth to the rumored romance between the princess and a certain Britney that has been mentioned in conjunction with her? And if so, can the classified photos of the January 12th 'event' finally be released to the press?





As far as I know and I will have to check with Mxy on this the Princess is only interested in wrecking the lives of other people through cruel acts and doesn't pose for pictures with such positive role model's as Britney.

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Who touches the touchmen?

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Who touches the touchmen?





The Princess(Or Prince depending on some new info coming to light) has not been charged with anything as of yet, I'm assuming the scholl will take a serious look at this and determine the appropriate course.

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Thank you Mr. Moderator. Back to the alleged 'racism': Could you please provide quotes of the specific statements? As well, concerned parents would like to be made aware of just what institution allowed this alleged monster into the education system.


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Thank you Mr. Moderator. Back to the alleged 'racism': Could you please provide quotes of the specific statements? As well, concerned parents would like to be made aware of just what institution allowed this alleged monster into the education system.





Not alleged, but fact:

http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/386821/page//fpart/1/vc/1

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My..my God! Do you have any word from Spongebob on the pending lawsuit? I've just been handed a document stating that he is in fact seeking $1,000,000 in damages.


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Sir/M'am only the facts in this thread. Spongebob asked clearly for a million zillion crabby patties.
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Is Matt Murdock the blind Hell's Kitchen lawyer indeed the vigilante known as Daredevil?

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Is Matt Murdock the blind Hell's Kitchen lawyer indeed the vigilante known as Daredevil?





We have no info that she infact hates disabled people as well, but it wouldn't be suprising.

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I have heard reports that orange is a color AND a fruit. Do you have any confirmation on this?

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I have heard reports that orange is a color AND a fruit. Do you have any confirmation on this?





Well if our susicions do indeed turn out to be true, Princess E posing as a woman to woo desperate message board guys, would indeed make him a fruit, and any unsuspecting masterbaters fruitees.

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Really?

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Really?




If I'm lying I'm dying.

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Sir, I've noticed several spelling errors in this so-called "formal press conference". Which begs the question: Are you drunk?


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That's just not true! I've seen pictures of her alleged students in suggestive clothing and poses....Oh shit! Has she contacted Michael Jackson's lawyer?


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Sir, I've noticed several spelling errors in this so-called "formal press conference". Which begs the question: Are you drunk?




as is well documented I never learned to read!

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also it is very informal im wearing footie pajamas.

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Do they have a bunny tail?

that would be cute.

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Hmm...and I talk to her on AIM too...

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Run, coward!

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Do they have a bunny tail?

that would be cute.





Of course they do. Next question!

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Hmm...and I talk to her on AIM too...





I wouldn't take it personal even BTK friends had no idea.

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Run, coward!





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I haven't read any posts in this thread............I'm waiting for the E True RKMB Story.

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Which forum is this one?

Isn't this Writer's Block?


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I don't think she's coming back...here or on AIM either. Looks like BSAMS finally scared her off.

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I've just received a news report that confirms that Marlon D. Jefferson (a.k.a. Buddy Richard, Luis Dimas, CONRAD, John Titor, Brian A. Ortiz, The Webcam Chicken, and many other aliases) is currently fugitive from the law, I repeat fugitive from the law. The authorities urge anyone who sees Jefferson, or has any idea as to where he could be hiding, to notify the closest avaliable officer of the law (in our case, uber-keeper DrZSmith). It is recommended that blacks, hispanics, and sponges do not approach him, as he is believed to be armed with minority-killing-mental-powers granted by terrorist Kristopher V. Oakley.


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I don't think she's coming back...here or on AIM either. Looks like BSAMS finally scared her off.





Why the sad face? Surely you don't condone impersonating a teacher?

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Would you care to explain why the LAPD was fond molesting a Rabbit and Sheep.





To get to the other side, next question!

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Why the sad face? Surely you don't condone impersonating a teacher?




How 'bout hell no! But we talked about math and the old DCMBs...and comics...it was special...

Though I was expecting you to say "I WIN!" for scaring her off.

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You think that we're happy that a kid's life has been ruined forever? You think we like the burden of being super-moderators on our shoulders? That we enjoy taking care of situations like these?


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That said, basams clearly won...


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You think that we're happy that a kid's life has been ruined forever? You think we like the burden of being super-moderators on our shoulders? That we enjoy taking care of situations like these?


you are a God among Insects!!

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I concur!


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