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Shame on you boys! Of course it wasn't me! I'm a good girl remembers? Not to mention if I did behave in such bad behavior it could cost me my teaching position which is more important to me than any relationship.So I gotta stay on my best behavior which isn't a problem.
you realize no one really believes the teacher story by now right? i think maybe snarf and jeremy do but as far as everyone else your covers been blowm. you wrote "remebers" thats not proper english your not a teacher , get over it. phone sexer.....
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SEXER OF PHONES
(By the way Snarfy, listen to what Jaburg was saying. Stop trying so hard, be yourself, yadda yadda yadda. Maybe for now just push the love aside and go hang with some friends. Have them help you pick someone up while your out. Me personally, never been in love really, but I have had fun along the way and most of thats due to my friends helping me.)
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No, you can date women. You just can't expect true love from every date.
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That's what I mean. Don't worry about falling in love just find someone to be with and maybe eventually you'll fall in love. If not try again and move on. I think love at first sight is a crock of shit...
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No, you can date women. You just can't expect true love from every date.
Even when you find a girl you like you usually get sick of them after 3 months..........I must have dated literally hundreds of girls but only had 3 or 4 really serious realtionships......that helped me realize what I'm looking for.....this way when I found her .....I knew.......but like Jaburg said.......even good relationships need work......always keep working at a relationship if it's worth it and the girl works just as hard.
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The softer side of PJP... FAG!!!  
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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are you coming on to me Joe Joe....... 
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Only for you, Peej... Now where's that puking emoticon...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I didn't say that doc  Just that I have to be on my best princessly behavior :P
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Its always nice when princesselisa reminds us how much better she is. Its nice to be put in my place every once in a while.
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Whatever rex......it's not that I'm better than anyone. I'm sure you guys are much more talented than mois. I just can't have as much fun as you guys is all  . Love to stay longer and chat BUT OF COURSE......I gotta drive an hour back to the mortgage company in rush hour and turn in this stupid form (already been there once today...this just arrive din teh mail grrr) so I can move in THIS tuesday and wednesday grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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rex, I'm better than you.
I see what you really meant to say. 
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well rex.....................she is better than you.
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LOL PJP.....whatevers :P Nobody's better than anybody else Nice defense of me though!
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Snarf. Don't you ever meet girls that are friends of friends, surely that's the best way! When I'm not busy with hookers, I tend to get lucky when I go out with a friend who has a load of friends - then the BATTY Robotics comes into play?
Do you have friends?
Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
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well rex.....................she is better than you.
Yes, even a woman is better than rex.
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Try finding people just to talk to in other places based on your interests. If you're in a library or bookstore and see a woman reading something you're interested in, strike up a convo.
Snarf wrote a book that got published, right? He should definately use that, especially if he's at a bookstore.
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The book thing works wonders. I've had plenty of hot women talk to me because of a book I'm reading.
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*yawns* just outta curioisity how'd you meet the girl from Texas?
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Try finding people just to talk to in other places based on your interests. If you're in a library or bookstore and see a woman reading something you're interested in, strike up a convo.
Snarf wrote a book that got published, right? He should definately use that, especially if he's at a bookstore.
I have?
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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sorry, that was King Krypton. My bad!
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Yes, you have.
You just need to print up your own book jacket and place it in the bookstore, then just hang about the shelf it's on.
Make it about cunnilingus mastery, it would make a great ice breaker.
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Call it " Cunnilingus Mastery And The Art Of Tantra For Men With Gigantic Cocks"
Then all you need to do is make it visisble in a subway or coffee shops..
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Spend some of your saving on a billboard with your picture and the caption "I have very big mega happy penis!" put your phone number on it.
You will be seconds away from sweet lovin.
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Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Snarf. Don't you ever meet girls that are friends of friends, surely that's the best way! When I'm not busy with hookers, I tend to get lucky when I go out with a friend who has a load of friends - then the BATTY Robotics comes into play?
Do you have friends?
Listen to this man he is wise!
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Do you have any skills? You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
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LaFawnduh is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.Don't worry Snarf, there's a babe out there for you somewhere. Peace out.
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ROY BATTY said:
Snarf. Don't you ever meet girls that are friends of friends, surely that's the best way! When I'm not busy with hookers, I tend to get lucky when I go out with a friend who has a load of friends - then the BATTY Robotics comes into play?
Do you have friends?
My friends never try to set me up with their attractive female friends, the bastards! And the friends they DO bring to social events where I am present are already involved with someone. 
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You're really that annoying?
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mad skillz
LOL!!!!! Totally funny PJPs.....wow!
Hey what about math skills? Listening skills is definately one of the best though while we're on the subject!
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I gotz I give chicks the head skillz!
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You're really that annoying?
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I'm trying to help you here.
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Snarfs is not annoying, he's outgoing, funny, even charming! The girls in PA are just super snobby I'm guessin!
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CHARMING!!!!!!
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Yeah, and I'm thin and have all my hair.
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