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Sioux Indian leader Sitting Bull, a fugitive since Little Big Horn, surrendered to federal troops, 1881


The first man (Astronaut Neil Armstrong) to set foot on the moon, 1969


America's Viking I robot spacecraft made the first-ever landing on Mars, 1976


An attempt to assassinate Adolf Hitler failed, only wounding him, 1944


The Beatles US album, Something New, was released, 1964

Baseball is a sport played between two teams usually of nine players each. It is a bat-and-ball game in which a pitcher throws (pitches) a hard, fist-sized, leather-covered ball toward a batter on the opposing team. The batter attempts to hit the baseball with a tapered cylindrical bat, made of wood (as required in professional baseball) or a variety
of other materials (as allowed in many nonprofessional games). A team scores runs only when batting, by advancing its players—primarily via hits—counterclockwise past a series of four markers called bases arranged at the corners of a ninety-foot square, or "diamond." The game, played without time restriction, is structured around nine segments called innings. In each inning,both teams are given the opportunity to bat and score runs; a team's half-inning ends when three outs are recorded against that team.
Baseball on the professional, amateur, and youth levels is popular in North America, Central America, parts of South America, parts of the Caribbean, and East Asia. The modern version of the game developed in North America beginning in the eighteenth century. The consensus of historians is that it evolved from earlier bat-and-ball games, such as rounders, brought to the continent by British and Irish immigrants. By the late
nineteenth century, baseball was widely recognized as the national sport of the United States. The game is sometimes referred to as hardball in contrast to the very similar game of softball.

In 1884, African American Moses Walker (and, briefly, his brother Welday) had played for
the Toledo Blue Stockings of the major-league-level American Association. An injury
ended Walker's major league career, and by the early 1890s, a "gentlemen's agreement" in
the form of the baseball color line effectively barred African-American players from the
majors and their affiliated minor leagues, resulting in the formation of several Negro
Leagues. The first crack in the agreement occurred in 1946, when Jackie Robinson was
signed by the National League's Brooklyn Dodgers and began playing for their minor league
team in Montreal. Finally, in 1947, the major leagues' color barrier was broken when
Robinson debuted with the Dodgers. Although the transformation was not instantaneous,
baseball has since become fully integrated.

Gaan kak in jou ma se moer =Go and shit in your mother's cunt
Jou ma se poes =Your mother's cunt
Fok jou!= Fuck you!
Jy pis my af =You're pissing me off
Hoer= Whore
Slet= Slut
Kak =Shit

Gaan kak in jou ma se moer =Go and shit in your mother's cunt
Jou ma se poes =Your mother's cunt
Jy pis my af =You're pissing me off
Poephol =Asshole
Dom doos =Dump pussy
Gaan fok jouself= Go fuck yourself
Die duiwel sal jou haal =May the Devil fetch you

The Byrds
Turn! Turn! Turn! (to Everything There Is a Season)



to everything - turn, turn, turn
There is a season - turn, turn, turn
And a time for every purpose under heaven

A time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to laugh, a time to weep

To everything - turn, turn, turn
There is a season - turn, turn, turn
And a time for every purpose under heaven

A time to build up, a time to break down
A time to dance, a time to mourn
A time to cast away stones
A time to gather stones together

To everything - turn, turn, turn
There is a season - turn, turn, turn
And a time for every purpose under heaven

A time of war, a time of peace
A time of love, a time of hate
A time you may embrace
A time to refrain from embracing

To everything - turn, turn, turn
There is a season - turn, turn, turn
And a time for every purpose under heaven

A time to gain, a time to lose
A time to rend, a time to sew
A time to love, a time to hate
A time of peace, I swear it's not too late!

Greatest Country And Western Songs Of All Time
* Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
* Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You
Goodbye
* Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
* I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
* I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
* I Wanna Whip Your Cow
* I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell
Yuck
* I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal
Lobotomy
* I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In
Your Welfare Line
* If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
* If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone
Else Who Will
* Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
* My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear
John Was Breaking My Heart

133. From This Moment On - Shania Twain
134. Don't Take The Girl - Tim McGraw
135. She's In Love With The Boy - Trisha Yearwood
136. Standing Outside the Fire - Garth Brooks
137. On The Road Again - Willie Nelson
138. Knoxville Girl - The Louvin Brothers
139. I Don't Want To Play House - Tammy Wynette
140. Here You Come Again - Dolly Parton
141. Move It On Over - Hank Williams
142. Any Man of Mine - Shania Twain
143. All My Rowdy Friends (Are Coming Over Tonight) - Hank Williams Jr.
144. Six Days On The Road - Dave Dudley
145. You're Still The One - Shania Twain
146. The Cuckoo - Doc Watson
147. The Lighthouse - Nickel Creek
148. Lookin' For Love - Johnny Lee
149. A Satisfied Mind - Jean Shepard
150. Don't Rock The Jukebox - Alan Jackson
151. You Ain't Woman Enough - Loretta Lynn
152. Just Because I'm A Woman - Dolly Parton
153. Xxxs & Ooos (An American Girl) - Trisha Yearwood
154. Take Me As I Am - Faith Hill
155. Today I Started Loving You Again - Merle Haggard
156. Is There Life Out There? - Reba McEntire
157. Honky Tonk Heroes - Waylon Jennings
158. Love Without End , Amen - George Strait
159. There's A Tear In My Beer - Hank Williams
160. Longneck Bottle - Garth Brooks
161. The Song Remembers When - Trisha Yearwood
162. Before The Next Teardrop Falls - Freddie Fender
163. Miss Being Mrs. - Loretta Lynn
164. To Daddy - Dolly Parton
165. Little Rock - Reba McEntire
166. A Country Boy Can Survive - Hank Williams Jr.
167. Little Bitty - Alan Jackson
168. Whiskey Lullaby - Brad Paisley & Alisson Krauss
169. Take This Job And Shove It - Johnny Paycheck
170. Ain't That Lonely Yet - Dwight Yoakam
171. Pretty Saro - Iris Dement
172. Together Again - Buck Owens
173. Do I Ever Cross Your Mind - Dolly Parton
174. Real Live Woman - Trisha Yearwood
175. September When It Rains - Rosanne Cash & Johnny Cash
176. Lost Highway - Hank Williams Sr.
177. (My Friends Are Going To Be) Strangers - Merle Haggard
178. Indian Outlaw - Tim McGraw

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Unreconstruced Rebel


Oh, I'm a good old Rebel,
Now that's just what I am;
For this "fair land of Freedom"
I do not care a damn.
I'm glad I fit against it-
I only wish we'd won.
And I don't want no pardon
For anything I've done.

I hates the Constitution,
This great Republic too;
I hates the Freedmen's Buro,
In uniforms of blue.
I hates the nasty eagle,
With all his brag and fuss;
But the lyin', thievin' Yankees
I hates' em wuss and wuss.

We got three hundred thousand
Befo' they conquered us.
They died of Southern fever
And Southern steel and shot;
And I wish it was three million
Instead of what we got.

I can't take up my musket
And fight' em now no mo',
But I ain't a-goin'to love' em,
Now that is sartin sho';
And I don't want no pardon
For what I was and am;
And I won't be reconstructed,
And I do not give a damn.

Cowboy Jack


He was just a lonely cowboy
With a heart so brave and true
And he learned to love a maiden
With eyes of Heaven's own blue

They learned to love each other
As they named their wedding day
When a quarrel came between them
And Jack, he rode away

He joined a band of cowboys
And tried to forget her name
And out on the lonely prairie
She waits for him the same

One night when work was finished
Just at the close of day
Someone said sing a song Jack
T'will drive those cares away

When Jack began his singing
His mind, it wandered back
For he sang of a maiden
Who was waiting for her Jack

Jack left the camp next morning
Breathing his sweetheart's name
He said I'll ask forgiveness
For I know that I'm to blame

But when he reached the prairie
He found a new made mound
And his friends they sadly told him
That they laid his loved one down

They said as she was dying
She breathed her sweetheart's name
And asked them with her last breath
To tell Jack when he came

Your sweetheart waits for you, Jack
Your sweetheart waits for you
Out on the lonely prairie
Where the skys are always blue

Ronald Wilson Reagan (February 6, 1911 – June 5, 2004) was the 40th President of the United States (1981–1989) and the 33rd Governor of California (1967–1975). Born in Tampico, Illinois, Reagan moved to Los Angeles, California in the 1930s. He began a career in filmmaking and later television, making 52 films and gaining enough success to become a household name. Though often described as a B film actor, he starred in both Knute Rockne, All American and Kings Row. Reagan served as president of the Screen Actors Guild, and later spokesman for General Electric (GE); his start in politics occurred during his work for GE. Originally a member of the Democratic Party, he switched to the Republican Party in 1962. After delivering a rousing speech in support of Barry Goldwater's presidential candidacy in 1964, he was persuaded to seek the California governorship, winning two years later and again in 1970. He was defeated in his run for the Republican presidential nomination in 1968 as well as 1976, but won both the nomination and election in 1980.

In the year 1980, Ronald Reagan won the Presidential Election of the United States. He pursued policies that emphasized personal freedom, expanded the scope of the military, improved the US economy and brought an end to the Cold War. The economy policies that were enacted in 1981 were called Reaganomics. The economic policies aimed at reduction in social spending and enhancing entrepreneurship. Due to his political excellence, he won a second term in 1985.

Ronald Reagan is the oldest President of the United States; he was 77 years old when he left the office in 1989. He died on June 5, 2004, due to pneumonia. The life of Ronald Reagan has taught us a wonderful lesson that if you strive honestly in life, then success is guaranteed. Due to his strong pathbreaking political views, the world remembers him by the name 'The Gipper' and 'The Great Communicator'.

The first child of his marriage to Nancy Reagan, Patti Davis, as she calls herself professionally, turned her long-running feud with her parents into a literary career. Throughout the '70s, Patti flouted her parents' conservatism, living with a member of the rock band the Eagles and participating in the nuclear freeze movement. After years as a struggling actress, Patti tried her hand at writing. In 1986, she published "A House of Secrets," an undeniably autobiographical novel about a liberal young writer whose conservative father is the governor of California and then the president of the United States, and whose mother is an exacting woman obsessed with appearances and propriety. A long estrangement between Patti and her parents followed. In recent years, Patti has voiced regret at her rebellious behavior and accusatory writing. She and her parents reconciled briefly in 1993, shortly before Reagan's diagnosis with Alzheimer's, while she was writing "Angels Don't Die: My Father's Gift of Faith.".

Ron Reagan's relationship with his parents has been characterized as the smoothest. Born in 1958, Ron lived his entire life as a politician's son. (By this time, Reagan was edging toward politics, capitalizing on his position as a recognized conservative spokesman in his role as host of "G.E. Theater.") Ron, following the lead of his three siblings, none of whom completed college, dropped out during his first semester at Yale in 1976 to pursue what he said was a lifelong dream (heretofore unknown to his parents) to become a ballet dancer. Ron Reagan drifted among careers, leaving the ballet to become a print journalist and then a TV newsmagazine correspondent. Perhaps his background in journalism has allowed him to speak with more objectivity than his siblings about his parents' remoteness from everyone but each other.

• One of the most interesting batman facts is the question of whether batman ever used a
gun or not. If you thought that Batman never uses a gun, think again, there are several
issues where our caped crusader is seen with a machine gun or two. But, the most
fascinating issue was the penultimate “Final Crisis” where he broke his “no firearms”
rules and shot Darkseid using the bullet that took the life of Orion.

• Batman’s key foes include the Joker, the Penguin, Two-Face, Riddler, Scarecrow and
Clayface, most of them are declared criminally insane

• Batman’s yellow colored bat symbol was initially introduced in 1964.

Pornography

Pornography takes different forms depending on physical
characteristics of the participants, fetish, sexual orientation,
etc. Reality and voyeur pornography, animated videos, and legally
prohibited acts also influence the classification of pornography.

top porn star list

Ava Lauren
Jenaveve Jolie
Belladonna
Alexis Texas

red sox

The upstart league placed franchises in Baltimore, Maryland and
Buffalo. After looking at his new league Ban Johnson decided that
he would need a team in Boston to compete with the National
League team there and so cancelled the Buffalo club's franchise,
offering one to a new club in Boston. Playing their home games
at Huntington Avenue Grounds, the Boston franchise finished
second and third before capturing their first pennant in 1903 and
repeating the next year. Those teams were led by manager and
star third baseman Jimmy Collins, outfielders Chick Stahl, Buck
Freeman and Patsy Dougherty and pitcher Cy Young, who in 1901
won the pitching Triple Crown with 33 wins (41.8% of the team's
79 games), 1.62 ERA and 158 strikeouts. His 1901 to 1904
seasons rank among the best four-year runs ever.

red sox

In 1903, Boston participated in the first modern World Series,
beating the favored Pittsburgh Pirates, winners of the NL
pennant by six and a half games, winning the best-of-nine series
five games to three. Aided by the modified chants of "Tessie" by
the Royal Rooters fan club and by its stronger pitching staff,
the Americans managed to overcome the odds, and win the World
Series.

Generally, drag queens dress in a female gender role, often
exaggerating certain characteristics for comic, dramatic or
satirical effect. Other drag performers include drag kings, who
are women who perform in male roles, faux queens, who are women
who dress in an exaggerated style to emulate drag queens and faux
kings, who are men who dress to impersonate drag kings.

222 - Free Man - South Shore Commission

223 - Come On Dance Dance - Saturday Night Band

224 - Can't Fake The Feeling - Geraldine Hunt

43 - Boogie Ooogie Oogie - A Taste of Honey

44 - The Best Disco In Town - Ritchie Family

45 - I'm A Man - Macho - Vinyl

46 - Love Insurance - Front Page (Sharon Redd)

47 - Moonboots - ORS (Orlando Riva Sound)

afflickaration: a momentary power loss
Example: the school alarms are going off and computers are not working because of the afflickaration


affluential: Simultaneous possession of both money and power (or influence).
Example: When I'm affluential, I won't have to worry about anything.


Affrotolerance: The tolerance of tight perms.
Example: Check out his do. He must have a real affrotolerance to sport that barnet. (Barnet is colloquial London slang for hairdo.)

abbamatically: The tendency for an unbearably cloying song to
repeat over and over in your head all day after hearing it on the radio.
Example: More Than a Woman has been playing abbamatically in my head since breakfast.


abbeverate: To feed a person a drink, to offer a drink, or provide a drink.
Example: I'm going to abbeverate our guests before they die of thirst.


Abdicate: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Example: If you drink 24 beers a day you must be prepared to abdicate seeing your toes again.


abeer: used in place of ahmen, usually as a type of thanks.
Example: Paul-I'll get the next round of sodas. Group (in unision)-abeer!

70.  I won't be able to come to work next week . Were trying for a baby and the doc says next week is the best chance.

72.  I'm calling in blind - just can't see myself working for you today...!

I wonder if Uschi still photoshops regularly, or if she let herself go.

Don't know when she posted last.

For that matter, when was the last time anyone saw Almighty Rob?