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I'm pretty sure they are playing.
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I'm pretty sure they are playing.
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Damon tied it up 1-1!!! 
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Sox beat the Yanks 9-3.....bullpen looked awful.
Hey Bitch Boy go and get me a soda.
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Sox beat the Yanks 9-3.....bullpen looked awful.
Hey Bitch Boy go and get me a soda.
Ray's been willful lately. I think he needs to be beaten.
Great job by Papelbon...again. Struck out Giambi and A-Rod. NOICE! Harley's presence turned things around for the Sox. I just hope she stays around!
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I was talking to Penne not Ray!
Penne is my little Bitch....I own him and his 49% share of this forum.
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I was talking to Penne not Ray!
Penne is my little Bitch....I own him and his 49% share of this forum.
Well that contributes to the problem. You've been coddling Ray-Ray. Making him think he can just not get us sodas. You focus all your attention on PenWing while the rest of us go sodaless. IT MUST STOP!!!
Did you know that A-Rod, before he was K'd on three pitches, was only hitting .071 for the month? Wowzer...
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I'm pretty sure they are playing.
I almost wished they hadn't. 
What the fuck happened last night? 
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I'm pretty sure they are playing.
I almost wished they hadn't.
What the fuck happened last night?
Well, Schilling won his AL-leading 9th game. While the Yankees got three home runs in the games, they were solo shots and the Sox ended up winning 9-3. The game was closed out by Papelbon (who has earned the right to be referred to by the one name), who didn't get a save, but DID strike out Giambi and A-Rod AND lowered his already ridiculous ERA.
That's what happened last night. And all because you came back. Your new nickname is "Mo". Yankee Killer. 
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Great job by Papelbon...again. Struck out Giambi and A-Rod. NOICE! Harley's presence turned things around for the Sox. I just hope she stays around!
FUUUUUUCK YOU!
So, over 40 of us went out last night - http://www.bansheepubnyc.com/ - to support Southie for her debut as a bartender. We filled the place with about a 50/50 split of Yanks/Sox fans and got drunk off our asses and ignored the two Mets fans in our midst. Southie knows a lot of Sox fans here in NYC and I brought my fellow Yankees fans. I never realized how many Sox fans have infested my beloved city until I became friends with one. You people come outta the woodwork like cockaroaches. It seemed like everytime I looked up at the TVs, the Sox had scored.  My sister and I were so pissed. (In both senses of the word). Southie stopped pouring my drinks everytime I cheered for the Yanks last night (which sadly wasn't that often ) but on a positive note, she had a very heavy hand whenever the Sox scored. And apparently, as guest bartender, she drank as much as her "patrons".
Mockery and drunken debates ensued. For the record, "Yankee Bitch" and "Red Sox Whore" are terms of endearment. And since the Yanks did not sweep the Sox as I had hoped, Dave's picture stays hidden and he gets to hold onto his pride for another day.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I'm pretty sure they are playing.
I almost wished they hadn't.
What the fuck happened last night?
Well, Schilling won his AL-leading 9th game. While the Yankees got three home runs in the games, they were solo shots and the Sox ended up winning 9-3. The game was closed out by Papelbon (who has earned the right to be referred to by the one name), who didn't get a save, but DID strike out Giambi and A-Rod AND lowered his already ridiculous ERA.
the word "rhetorical" is lost on you, huh?
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That's what happened last night. And all because you came back. Your new nickname is "Mo". Yankee Killer.
I hate you.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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You people come outta the woodwork like cockaroaches.
And, being a native New Yorker and Yankees fan, you are an expert on cockaroaches.
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Southie stopped pouring my drinks everytime I cheered for the Yanks last night (which sadly wasn't that often ) but on a positive note, she had a very heavy hand whenever the Sox scored. And apparently, as guest bartender, she drank as much as her "patrons".
Your friend is one of my favorite people now, and she does the Nation proud. Hopefully, this Pavlovian exercise has trained you well. Soon, you'll be cheering for the Good Guys not because you need to, but because you want to!
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And since the Yanks did not sweep the Sox as I had hoped, Dave's picture stays hidden and he gets to hold onto his pride for another day.
I would think that the trust and confidence I placed in you would be enough inspiration. Guess not - I'll have to send word to Nation leaders to pass a message along to your bartending friend. You need to be reminded of our power...
Mo.
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the word "rhetorical" is lost on you, huh?
Completely. You mean you DIDN'T need a recap of last night's event?
Mo.
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You people come outta the woodwork like cockaroaches.
And, being a native New Yorker and Yankees fan, you are an expert on cockaroaches.
You missed an excellent opportunity to make a Puerto Rican Joke. Silly Davey.
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Oh, sweetie, put down your crack pipe, because that "training" is never happening.
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Hells no! Next time I'm guest bartending and fuck if she gets a drop 'o vodka outta me!
And I already am cheering for the good guys! My boys in pinstripes, baby!
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I would think that the trust and confidence I placed in you would be enough inspiration.
Oh, it is, hon - but sometimes I can't help but laugh at the idea of "outting" you.  You are one ugly chica!
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Guess not - I'll have to send word to Nation leaders to pass a message along to your bartending friend. You need to be reminded of our power...
Eh, power shmower - besides, the lead bartender was a Yankee fan (good man, that one) and he rescued me from the Red Sox Whore's liquor withholding machinations. You forget, there may be Sox fans here, but you're in Yankeeland, baby. It takes a nation of millions to hold us back! And y'all don't have what it takes.... 
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Hey - I just realized that your name is not in green anymore. When the fuck did you stop being a mod? What happened?
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he fucked a motherless goat....Rob frowns upon that sort of thing.
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If that's the case, then how are you still mod? *smirk*
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You missed an excellent opportunity to make a Puerto Rican Joke. Silly Davey.
Not my style. Too easy. But, since you asked...
"Reminded you of your first pet, Harley?"
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Oh, sweetie, put down your crack pipe, because that "training" is never happening.
Your training has already begun, young Jedi (pronouced "Head-eye" I'll bet...there, that was better)
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And I already am cheering for the good guys! My boys in pinstripes, baby!
Nope...not this time. WAY too easy...
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Oh, it is, hon - but sometimes I can't help but laugh at the idea of "outting" you. You are one ugly chica!
Yes. Yes I am. But you'd still do me. Wouldn't you? 
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...you're in Yankeeland, baby.
No I'm not, thank Xenu. I'd hate to be forced by law to give a standing-O every time Bernie Williams left the dugout, hobbled to his position, made a play, hobbled to the dugout, picked his nose, or showed any signs of life. More on this later...this series genuinely confused me about you Yankee fans.
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Papelbon, Mo. Papelbon.
(God, I've missed you.)
Mo.
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You missed an excellent opportunity to make a Puerto Rican Joke. Silly Davey.
Not my style. Too easy. But, since you asked...
"Reminded you of your first pet, Harley?"
(Sorry, the heart wasn't in it...)
Awww, I know you can do better than that...
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Oh, sweetie, put down your crack pipe, because that "training" is never happening.
Your training has already begun, young Jedi (pronouced "Head-eye" I'll bet...there, that was better)
OMG - I just heard that with my mom's voice and accent!
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Oh, it is, hon - but sometimes I can't help but laugh at the idea of "outting" you. You are one ugly chica!
Yes. Yes I am. But you'd still do me. Wouldn't you?
Yes, you're a hot woman! Hot enough to make me wanna be a lesbian!
Oh, wait:  that's to show you the sarcasm - y'know, just so you're sure its sarcastic now. Better?
(I wouldn't...)
No one would, hon - not even klinton...
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...you're in Yankeeland, baby.
No I'm not, thank Xenu. I'd hate to be forced by law to give a standing-O every time Bernie Williams left the dugout, hobbled to his position, made a play, hobbled to the dugout, picked his nose, or showed any signs of life.
I LOVE BERNIE! You did NOT just besmerch him! Blasphamey!
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It takes a nation of millions to hold us back!
Okay, Flavor Flav.
I was thinking more along the lines of Chuck D.
Yo, Publc Enemy was fucking awesome back in the day! I was wondering if you were gonna catch the reference...
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Papelbon, Mo. Papelbon.
(God, I've missed you.)
Awww, first you say something like that which warms my heart...
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If that's the case, then how are you still mod? *smirk*
I wore a condom.
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If that's the case, then how are you still mod? *smirk*
I wore a condom.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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The Yanks lost and not even a night filled with Guinness has made feel better about it.
Fuck.
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The Yanks lost and not even a night filled with Guinness has made feel better about it.
Fuck.
Look on the bright side. The Red Sox won. So now they're 1/2 game up on the Yankees. See? Everything works out for the best.
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So, the Yanks lost ... again... This is bullshit. And Joe, if you "Mo" me again, I'm going to talk to the Greek Mafia and have your Red Sox lovin' ass kneecapped....
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Can't seem to make up that 1/2 game, can yez, MO? (You're sending the Greeks against a Guinea? Good luck with that...MO.) Mo. Mo. Mo. Mo. Mo. Mo. Mo. Mo. Mo. Mo. 
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You're an ass.... Where is Pete when I need the Mafia? Fuckit, I'll take you out myself! And I'm bringing the PR parade with me! Thousands of PR Yankee fans unite!
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You're an ass....
Where is Pete when I need the Mafia? Fuckit, I'll take you out myself! And I'm bringing the PR parade with me! Thousands of PR Yankee fans unite!
The whole Puerto Rican Day parade? All of them? Coming out just to deal with me???
Won't that be too much like work? My money says you won't get past the city limits before they give up on you. Unless they're all riding their pet cucarachas...then they might make it to the state line...
Mo.
(Who says I can't bust out with a little racial humor?)
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Yanks got swept by the A's. In further news Yanks change their name to the Tigers!
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You're an ass....
Where is Pete when I need the Mafia? Fuckit, I'll take you out myself! And I'm bringing the PR parade with me! Thousands of PR Yankee fans unite!
The whole Puerto Rican Day parade? All of them? Coming out just to deal with me???
Won't that be too much like work? My money says you won't get past the city limits before they give up on you. Unless they're all riding their pet cucarachas...then they might make it to the state line...
Mo.
(Who says I can't bust out with a little racial humor?)
Eh, we were all too tired and too tipsy to try an make it to the boonies to hang ya...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Yanks got swept by the A's.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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We split the series with Boston; the least you could have done was return the favor.
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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Yanks win 1-0 against the Indians in a classic pitcher's duel. Wang Pitched great and Cano hit a HR to give the Yanks a much needed win.
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Stop making fun of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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PJP likes Wang!
No, no, no....PJP likes Dave's wang.
Or is it the other way around? I ferget.
BTW, Dave. The Yankees won.
You Red Sox Whore.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Johan Santana had that Boston lineup for dinner. Manny and Ortiz: 0-10, 6 K's.
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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