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 Originally Posted By: PJP
I wish Detroit was playing better so when the Yanks win the AL East the Red Sox would get shut out of the playoffs!



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only a jackass redsox fan would want a shelley duncan autograph


Or a 10-year-old attending his first game. Stay classy, Yankees fans.


a dreamy goal is scoring scrub autographs? shoot for the stars, jackass bosox fanss!




Joe, the Yankees' fans do have class, silly. Besides, you're just using this non-story to deflect from what happened last night...


Not really. My point is simply that Shelly Duncan joins Slanty Gook Wang as just another scumbag, piece-of-shit Yankee.


"Slanty Gook Wang"?

WTF is wrong with you? Or is this just an example of Red Sox "class"?


See this post.


I see it, but I don't see what you were trying to prove with that point.

I suppose that the LOL emoticon didn't give away that I was kidding ...


I caught the joke, sweetie, but you deserved a response. Dammit, your posts should NEVER go unanswered!


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I wish Detroit was playing better so when the Yanks win the AL East the Red Sox would get shut out of the playoffs!



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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Fuck! The Tigers lost again just a few moments ago which means it will be that much harder for them to catch Boston and snatch the Wild Card away from them. Oh and Maglio Ordonez struck out to end the game......MVP my ass.

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Fuck! The Tigers lost again just a few moments ago which means it will be that much harder for them to catch Boston and snatch the Wild Card away from them. Oh and Maglio Ordonez struck out to end the game......MVP...
























































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speaking of collapsing teams, have you seen the NL east lately? the mets have asploded in the past 3 weeks. philly could march forward and steal the spotlight, with relative ease.


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Today must be opposite day in Boston. On the day JD Drew actually got a hit (a homerun no less) the entire Red Sox offense decided to not show up. Red Sox are losing 2-1 in the ninth against the Jays.

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my mistake......it was stil the bottom of the eighth and Russ Adams hit a grand slam against Jonathan (I talk to much for someone who has never won shit) Papaelbon who is proving to be a real gem down the stretch. 6-1 Jays!

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Yanks just beat the Orioles 2-1 and need to go 7-3 the rest of the way. We are 1 1/2 games behind the Boston (choking worse than 1978) Red Sox.

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I have a feeling the Red Sox are going to get swept by Tampa Bay this weekend. At the very least take 2 out of 3. But swept is more likely.

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I hope you just didn't pull an Oakley.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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I have been saying all year long in this thread that the Yanks are a very good team and have a chance to win the division, league and world series. I also have been saying how overrated anddouchey the Red Sox are. So far so good.

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Yes, I know - and they are and hopefully they will. And "yes" to the second point too. However, the joke was that everytime Oakley says the Yanks will get swept they don't, so that's what I was joking about.



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I'm the anti-Oakley! Haven't you been paying attention all these years!

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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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September 21, 2007

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Feeling More Like ’78, With a Bit Less Pressure

By MURRAY CHASS

Now can we talk about 1978?

I ask that question of the Red Sox fan who several weeks ago wrote in an e-mail message, after I had dared invoke 1978 in a column, that 1978 had nothing to do with this season and anyway this wasn’t going to be a repeat of that eventful year.

Well, maybe not exactly. In 1978, the Yankees overtook the Red Sox on Sept. 13, the 19th day before the end of the season, and slipped back into a tie for first with the Red Sox on the last day of the season. A one-game playoff ensued. (Can you say Bucky Dent?)

The earliest the Yankees can supplant the Red Sox in first place this season is tomorrow, the ninth day before the end of the season.

But who, as recently as a week ago, would have thought that even that statement would have been possible? The Red Sox were five and a half games ahead of the Yankees and seemingly in control of the American League East race.

They had fought off Yankees threats in the first few weeks of August, when the Yankees narrowed their deficit to four games from eight, and there didn’t seem to be much time for the Yankees to mount another threat.

Back on May 29, the Red Sox built their biggest lead over the Yankees, 14 ½ games, half a game larger than Boston’s biggest lead over the Yankees in 1978. But on the first three days of June, the Yankees won two of three games at Fenway Park, a warmup to a nine-game winning streak that slashed Boston’s lead to seven and a half games.

I wrote during that streak that if the Yankees continued lopping games off Boston’s lead at that same rate, they would overtake the Red Sox by July 4.

Obviously, I was premature. But lopping off games at a rapid rate is precisely what the Yankees have done this week, five and a half games down to one and a half in four days. The spurt has Red Sox fans reeling.

“The mood is suicidal,” a fan from Maine said in an e-mail message yesterday. “The Yanks are going to win the division.”

Another Maine fan wrote: “I am in a bad mood, I’m tired and I’m angry. Too long a season, too many series with the Yankees, too much trick or treat with these Red Sox.”

A woman from Boston said there was “lots and lots of disappointment,” adding: “Something happened to this team in the last two weeks. It’s almost like they don’t want to win.”

A Boston lawyer said he listened to Red Sox games and asked: “Why am I doing this? This is a waste of time. I know the Sox will blow it at the end and the Yanks will win. And every night lately that premonition comes true.”

He added, “There truly is a foreboding sense that this is the arrival of the inevitable collapse and that they are gagging like they did in ’78.”

Ah yes, the unmentionable 1978. The lawyer was only 9 years old in 1978, so he didn’t feel the full agony of the collapse. He’s feeling it now.

“There is definitely the overriding sense that this race is over, the Yankees will win the division and the proper world order will be restored,” he wrote.

Another lawyer, this one a Red Sox fan in New York, expressed that view about 10 days ago, perhaps anticipating the Red Sox’ collapse.

But he also adopted a defensive position — arguing that all that really mattered was getting into the playoffs and that in that regard, Boston was still in good shape.

He wrote, “To me there is no independent importance to winning a crown before the real crown.”

But the Boston lawyer rejected that view: “People are already saying, as long as they get into the tournament, anything can happen. But I and we all know in the deepest and truest parts of our brains that if the Sox and Yanks meet up in the playoffs, the Sox will get their butts kicked because they have been treated by the Yanks lately as the bully might treat the puny punk on the corner.”

Still, there is that big difference between this season and 1978. In 1978, it was finish first or go home. Now the Red Sox have a safety net, the wild card.

Their won-lost record is seven games better than Detroit’s. Any combination of Boston victories and Detroit losses totaling three would, if nothing else, clinch the wild-card playoff spot for the Red Sox.

It’s also possible that the Red Sox could watch the Yankees overtake them but still have the last laugh. If the Red Sox were to take the wild card and the Cleveland Indians finished with a better record than the Los Angeles Angels, the Yankees’ first-round opponent would be the Angels, the team they least want to play.

The Yankees won all six of their games with the Indians this season, but lost 6 of 9 to the Angels. The Red Sox were 5-2 against the Indians, 6-4 against the Angels.

Unlike 1978, a first-place tie between Boston and the Yankees would not be played off. Assuming the Tigers are out of it, the Yankees and the Red Sox would be assured of a spot in the playoffs. And just as in 2005, the Yankees would be declared the division champions because they won the season series with the Red Sox, 10 games to 8, to the dismay of all New England.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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amen harley....amen.

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Yanks lost a tough one yesterday and need to go 7-2 the rest of the way. Really they only need to win 5 games but I 'd like to see them get to 95 wins.

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Yanks won yesterday and need to go 6-2 the rest of the way to win 95 games.....their magic number to clinch a playoff spot is 3. Sorry Brad Lee and jafabian.

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Yanks won tonight and need to go 5-2 the rest of the way to win 95 games. Also, those scumbag pieces of shit RedSox lost tonight, so the Yankees are only one game behind in the loss column... until later this week when the RedSox will continue their pathetic crumble into second place..


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that's pretty much what I was going to say today! Good job Boss!

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Yanks won tonight and need to go 5-2 the rest of the way to win 95 games. Also, those scumbag pieces of shit RedSox lost tonight, so the Yankees are only one game behind in the loss column... until later this week when the RedSox will continue their pathetic crumble into second place..
Yanks lost a day game today and need to go 5-1 the rest of the way. Magic number to clinch a playoff spot is 2. Today's paper said that once they clinch the rest of the way they will be resting people. If they happen to catch Boston great and if not no biggie. If they finish tied the Yanks win the division since the Yanks hold the tiebreaker beating them in the season series 10-8.

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Yanks clinched a playoff spot last night.....the young guys seemed to have alot of fun with it. It was very gratifying for the yankees and their fans. One of their best seasons ever. Looking forward to winning a world series as the Wild Card!

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props where props are due. I hate you bastards but you pulled through.


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thanks......now let's hope for the best. anything can happen in the playoffs....look at last year's champs.

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thanks......now let's hope for the best. anything can happen in the playoffs....look at last year's chumps.



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The Yankees are fucked.


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Stick a fork in Clemens, he's done.


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Hey we should sticky this thread and frontpage it again!

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good luck to trying to buy the championship next year.

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they don't need to buy one.....the young guys are great. Future looks good for the Yanks. and as for Torre, I won't miss him. That stupid fuck cost us this series alon g with the bugs. He stayed with Wang too long in Game 1 and should never have started him last night.....and then even after he started him he should have taken him out after the first inning when it was clear to everyone that Wang just didn't have it. it's time for him to go. I prefer Girardi over Msttingly but it looks like we will get Donnie Baseball as manager which should be fun.

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DONNIE B!

So are you going to watch any more of the playoffs?


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of course....I always do even if the Yanks aren't in it. I love baseball.

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they don't need to buy one.....the young guys are great. Future looks good for the Yanks. and as for Torre, I won't miss him. That stupid fuck cost us this series alon g with the bugs. He stayed with Wang too long in Game 1 and should never have started him last night.....and then even after he started him he should have taken him out after the first inning when it was clear to everyone that Wang just didn't have it. it's time for him to go. I prefer Girardi over Msttingly but it looks like we will get Donnie Baseball as manager which should be fun.


Well said, PJP.



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